Thinking about buying a pocket pussy. Post your suggestions and ones you have. Pocket pussy General I guess...

Thinking about buying a pocket pussy. Post your suggestions and ones you have. Pocket pussy General I guess. Link to pic related

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i dont have a link, but i got a zemalia luna pocket pussy off a discount deals website, and the sensation is the closest replication to fucking that I've found in a sex toy.

How are those molded by porn actresses like?
Oh how i wish one was made exactly like the interior o Lexi Belle or Lil Candy.

I have the Stoya one, I use it everyday

get a flesh light pocket pussies are noisy as fcuk

they only model the vulva like the porn-actresses', the inner texture are the normal fleshlight-textures.

I like Stoya too, i love Lexi tho.

Is the inside worth it? Or is the hand better?

better than hand, of course

Any suggestions? Looking for something that feels great and under 60, noise is not an issue

god if you're buying one, don't do it on Amazon if you don't wanna be plagued by the seller's junkmail afterwards.

I get sex in a can from fleshlight cause theyre cheaper than their full sized models. if you are under 7 inches you wont go through the whole thing.

I refuse to try anything other than fleshlights cause it all seems like shit in comparison.

the hell is this?

Kid wouldn't get to sleep unless mother was in room, kept waking up as the mother was leaving so she had to Solid Snake her ass out of there

Wtf??

Just go with that or something similar. Don't spend much on it.

I have a cheap one. It feels good. I use it now and then but still use the hand more. I'm married though and have access to human flesh pussy, just fun to have something else around now and then.

So should I buy weeb shit from Japan? I figure if there birth rates are so shit then their sex toys should be A-1
Spot on

Do they come.packaged discreetly?

My only advice is get a fleshlight
and dont get any complicated textures, so its easier to clean. The more complicated textures take a while to dry out and they fucking go bad if you arent swinging that thing like a nunchuck twice a day for like 3 days straight.
The more simplistic ones like lotus or forbidden just need to be cleaned and dried out once.

Meh, I need to build my stamina. So i figure you're right.

yes, it comes in a box in a box, if its fleshlight
not trying to advertise their shit, but for male sex pocket pussy shit, they are the best
Tenga sucks, that shit will die on you even if you are careful and any pocket pussy that doesnt have a case sucks. might as well just lube up and use your hand.

Anyone that owns one of these is a sad pathetic cunt and you should consider walking into moving traffic.

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The best thing I have bought in my life.

I thought they were a meme product. But I haven't tried it. I guess I will buy one, but should I get the asshole one or pussy? For stamina by the way

>aw drinkie drinkie snek

Basically you want to get them from dedicated places which specialise in sex toys as they'll package it discreetly etc, I'm a faggot and get my toys from Bad Dragon.

As in quality or just sex toys in general? Wouldn't you buy your s/o a vibrator?

just get lotus in a can unless you happen to have an extremely large member then get something bigger.
The fullsized fleshlights are nice, gives a little more to push on, but more cost.

For staminia, any will do, but there are some really crazy textures, but like I said they are hard to dry out. If you have a hair blower and dont mind using it on your sex toy after you cum, then by all means go for any texture you think looks cool.

Saw a thread about that place earlier. Do you buy dildos, artificial orifices, or both?

dont listen to him
bad dragon is for fags who like dragons sexually

Its too bad adameve.com doesnt still have the "jelly" type I used to have, but it was similar to this
adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/male-masturbators/sp-head-honcho-masturbator-12206.aspx.

Pretty realistic for one of the cheaper ones (if you dont wanna spent like 60-70 bucks on a fleshlight.

Trick to all of them is heating them and the lube up in a bowl of very hot water for 15 mins (like very hot tap water, not boiling).

If you can spend more, get a fleshlight, my personal recommendation is the "mini lotus" interior texture, and the "cheeks" orifice or whatever. It looks like a pair of butt cheeks, and is the closest I've found to real pussy (i've had other fleshlights and cheaper ones, usually wind up throwing them away when moving and buying another when drunk/bored)

I dont have anything stunning, 6" with an average thickness. Thanks user, will check it out

I bought one and it was a complete wate of money, felt like fucking a dead person. Don't get one and strive to actually obtain real vag.

Topkek

Self bump

Everything, really.

Really good quality stuff in there, the materials are dishwasher safe

I'm just a lonely dude with a lot of spare cash. I'd show you my collection but I'm not at my computer.

Hit the nail on the head there, Jimmy. Wanna fuck?

seeI've had a couple of the full size. I find they dry out fine as long as you dont put the caps back on until after they're dried. No need to stick them in front of a fan or blow dry them. I also rinse them with water then rubbing alcohol then water again. Never had a problem with cleanliness. You can safely use alcohol on the fleshlights, not sure about other materials.

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Get one of these bad boys.. There's no going back haha.

ur welcum

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Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

>he likes dick cheese

God damn. You use those for buttsex or just collect for the novelty? Doesnt look possible to fit those up an ass.

>Color: Flesh
Flesh is my favourite colour

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I clean them then let them sit on a towel for a day, i usually just dont put it back in the case until I am using it cause the case needs to be cleaned too occasionally.
And the only trouble is if you get a real intricate texture.

I'd probably fuck you, where do you live?

Oh I'm not really stretched that much and just sometimes buy them because of the nice colours/shapes.

I use a smaller one for up my butt and a Mary for penetration.

Funny thing is that they have like 6 flesh colors which are like a 1% difference

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don't buy one, they're fun for the first 2-3 times you use it, but then you'll just go back to using your hand, they're tough to clean and in my experience very loud (take that into consideration when buying yours :) your money would be better spent buying some weed and jerking off while high

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Somewhere it rains a lot, there's plentiful tea and OI BLIMEY WANKA

You ever jerk off on stimulants? That's my favorite thing to do while on adderall or 400mg of caffine

not american then i dont care. no wonder you are fucked in the head
fucking euros

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i can never get hard when i take adderall, i generally just play vidya when i do

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Rude~

I usually listen to music and drink unhealthy amounts of water, but when I get hard I stay hard

>read praises for onaholes
>no point in getting one because not a dicklet
weird kind of feel

Are you a trap? I've always been curious but 50/50 on fucking one.

Who r u

yeah I'm not huge but why would I get someting that only fits 2/3 of my dick

Off topic for a sec, what do you think about these chips? They are okay for me, a little too greasy but the heat is okay.

I'm not out of shape if that's what you mean, nor am I feminine, but, I guess with a month or so of trapping myself up I could get curves in the right places.

meiki 2 layer
all else is inferior

also flashlights are total shit

Make a thread when you do. You can have the honor of being the first trap I jerk off to.

Used to be my fucking favorite. And yeah, especially when you get to the bottom of the bag, you can tell the oil has seeped from the fries on top into the ones on bottom.

But pretty damn good.

Since were off topic, just reminding everybody you can watch Pentagon Wars on youtube for free, just google it.

Its fucking hilarious. Its like if Sup Forums got together to design a military vehicle.

cheapo free one with a toy order for my wife.

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One of my favorites

Do you paint your tonenails? what a fag

uuuuuhhhhh wtf is with your dick

Americanus dickus simplex

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Buy a puniana DX. The greatest loli pussy on the market.

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nasty

don't bother with a fleshlight
too large and cumbersome, makes a stupid noise, feels nothing like irl, cold rubber, requires extensive drying after cleaning or starts to stink and rot, rip off

if you must try one, go for a cheaper alternative as they all feel the same anyway - like putting your dick in plastic

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anyone tried tenga eggs before?
they dont seem too pricey and easy to dispose
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tried the deep throat cup, was rather nice to be honest.

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stupid question but is it noisy when youre using it? does it make loud squishy sounds?

Just buy 60kg of ground meat

yeah, when you're closing the air-hole for the suction, and you're pulling too fast, it's making noise

>advising someone to get a mini hip for their first toy

that's pretty silly user.

Fleshlights are shit
Onaholes can be okay
Meiki's are patrician

These cheap amazon ones are dangerous to put your dick in. You should invest some more.

there fun, but after using it you really dont feel like cleaning out a cum and lube filled rubber pussy

As someone who lives in New Jersey
I'd say a lot of these things are pretty accurate

cock ring / aneros / pocket pussy
wat should i get anons?

butt stuff can be pretty nice. an onahole would be the safer option. cockrings are like $5 so that shouldn't even be an option.

Central NJ, North Brunswick reporting. Where are you

Buck up and buy a fleshlight. I tried a dozen of those cheap ass ones. None of them near long enough for myself and even the good ones fell apart shortly after (I'd say over half gave out in less than 30-40 uses).
My fleshlight on the other hand, fuckin amazing.
Just please save yourself the trouble.. Clean the fuck out of it. I made the mistake of bad timing and wife nearly caught me one day, wound up stashing it under the bed for less than 24 hours and it developed a gnarly smell. Still faintly there no matter how deep cleaning I get into it.