Be me

>be me
>never had sex
what is sex like

Like a bag of sand

Overrated.

The same as masturbation pretty much

lot of points in scrabble

emotionally rewarding, physically underwhelming

Like a warm apple pie

It's like having a dick in your ass

Nothing special if it's not with the person you love and at worst really tiresome and stressful if she isn't good looking or bad at sex

This

Pro tip: being given head is so much better than penetration. The tongue just feels so good sliding against my ball sack.

This

how old are you OP ?
are you running for the wizzard level ?

Check out /r9k/ I think you'll fit in.

That hits the nail right on the head

Overrated and too much baggage involved. Masturbation feels better, blowjobs are the best.

It's like putting your penis in a coconut.

It's good if you have a normal-sized dick.
My dick is thick, which sounds good, but that means it tends to scrape against the chick's teeth during a bj. Not so nice anymore.

>You
>12

i have had the sex and i can say it's not that great. my back went out on a few occasions. she's not as wet as i need her to be and it hurts her. two or three day breaks. blowjobs are difficult to even get.
was the question about sex or humans?

If she wasn't wet enough, you're probably doing something wrong

You wouldn't understand

you will never know so long as you keep on obsessing over cartoon children