We all have secrets: wierd fetish edition

We all have secrets: wierd fetish edition

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I drank an entire glass of a female friend's phlegm

Not even kidding

I jack off to cartoon sound effects. Like the ricochet gun sound, when a cartoon runs off screen. Dunno why this excites me though :/

I have a rape fetish

I love to piss on my face and on my whole body, not to mention wetting myself.

Want to double team my gf

Sometimes when I jack off I lay on my bed and bend over backwards so my dick is over my face. I then proceed to give myself a facial. Sometimes when I'm super flexible I can actually reach the tip. Then I blow my load all in my mouth. I do this all while in a bikini. It's hot as fuck.

I have loved wearing women's panties since I was 4 or 5...its so hot.

I'm into girls with huge breasts. I personally wish to get a girlfriend with huge pair and turn her into submissive fake boobed cumslut.

That's not very healthy user

I fap to pictures of thomas the tank engine and the other engines. Was always turned on by this series ever since I was 5. Also get turned on when a huge accident crash happens in an episode. Is there something wrong with me?

Nun rape.

This is one of the funniest things I've ever heard, bait or not.

nigga that's disgusting

Did it. Also gangbang

maybe I have a crash fetish? Would pay all my savings to get rid of these obessions though and to forget I ever had them. :'(

That's not weird unless you deny your gayness

This

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i'm a truck driver, i'm bi and fuck with a lot of guys user, so obviously i get drippy dick from time to time. any time i get it i start picking up hitch hikers and make them blow me at knifepoint. i kick them out immediately after they swallow.
>mfw there's no telling how many people have drank my cock puss/cum mix and received my gift of an easily spreadable std

Well, we all have fantasies.

I fucked a homeless girl when I was really fucked up and got a uti and a kidney infection

Teenfuns: Sabine.

Hottest girl I’ve ever seen get naked.

What's wrong? You don't like that you're attracted to these things? Fetishes are ok to have, user.

was she hot

I just cannot help myself, user.

If this was true, you would be in jail right now. Unless you are from Africa.

Was into hentai in my teens and other cartoon porn. Feel a bit messed up since some of the cartoons look rather young. But being a horny teen, didnt think much of it at the time.

i saw a girl no pin her little brother down while naked and shouting shit like 'your my little bitch' trough a crack in there curtains and im scared to tell anyone

Get over yourself faggot.

That's one fucked up pussy right there

Why are you scared to tell anyone? What are you fucking 12?

You are not alone

Just feel a bit grossed out by it . I suffer from OCD so maybe everything is out of perspective.

I watch straight, completely normal?

Ah. Well there's nothing wrong with it, just it's fucking hilarious (sorry no offense)

Preggo fetish

I let the dogs out...
And I went down on my step little sister a few times. But I'm sorry about the dogs

I fucking love banging pregnant chicks.

Nothin compared to Mother Merkels Moist Mumbo Mound. If you know what I'm sayn'.

With Love,
-Some Quran lovin arab with an affinity for utilizing white women's retarded love for "excitement" and "Romeo Juliet" style scenarios. Freude, schöner Götterfunken.

Ps.
The worst thing in this world is women who read entertainment novels. To paraphrase Kant. I'm really starting to dig this German culture thing, you guys are not so bad. I'll make sure to hold it high within education when you guys have been bred out.

none taken. kek

Girls getting fucked with high heels on. I don't have a foot fetish, in fact I find feet repulsive, but there's something about a girl getting fucked in high heels that turns me on insanely. Anyone else?

>this is how sound engineers are born

I sometimes fantasize about wresting with a 6ft woman and always eventually losing. Then her proceeding to handcuff me to a bed and ride the crap about of me. Maybe slapping my face a couple of times.

Also the same thing but with a 6ft man too.

Also would love to be sandwiched in an orgy with a man and woman couple.

I dont deny being Bi- I got into panties cuz I was so enamored with women....and still am to this day. I wore panties long before I ever thought about cock.

But wearing panties and feeling feminine did open me up to pleasing men and I blossomed into quite a little cocksucking cumslut in my 20s...

But women are still my first love, my priority and my ultimate desire.

/pol is that way, you edgy dipshit

home from school today timmy?

Story? Tips?

pointing away from a containment board is retardation. Go to infinity chan mongoloid dickwit.

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

How u gonna do it?

fucked wife while looking at cheese pizza. she loved it

I'm still lurking ;) rare to find somebody else into this when I share it

I can do this... I love anal play. Strapons are alright, but my favorite is taking my GF's fist in my asshole. We do it every Friday almost. Can't wait...

What kind of cheese pizza was it?

papa johns

+1

had you wife seen cheese pizza before?

This makes me a bit sad. Was into a girl a while back that openly said she was into cheese pizza at work once. Didn't pursue because she was pregnant. And she doesn't like sucking dick. Mostly the dick thing.

Instead I got with a short Mexican chick that basicly does whatever I say. Soni guess I still win. But no cheese pizza for me...

crush is almost definitely fucking my friend, they both know i love her, i get off thinking about it

once I cum on my moms shoes and let them dry next day she wore them. seeing this makes me rock hard and when she gone for work I've printed her face pic and cum on it. it was amazing moment of my life

Post pics of your mom and I'll cum.tribute for you

Spit, cum, piss, choking/gagging, pregnant, redhead, anal

i have a piss, gore AND vore fetish.

One of these is not like the others

I like fucking until she says it hurts. Basicly I just go forever until she finally dries out then I got it as hard and deep as I can. Once she starts complaining and wincing a bit I can't help but blow.

nope first time but she was into it

does she want to see more?

yes

...

hot! how old is your wife?

my age mid-late 20s

Nothing more revealing?

hot!

I'm a virgin and want to date a girl that would lock me in permanent chastity and cuck me.

I'm also highly aroused by female video game characters.

sorry dont have

I like to cum in food and feed it to my female friends. They never notice and always love it.

Same.... makes me hard as rocks

Jared?

Clown fetish. And mimes too. Something about the red lips and white face

I somehow like to cum on a girls bra while she is wearing it. Gf lets me do it from time to time, to bad there is barely any porn of it..

I get off to the thought of using women as slaves. I fantasize how I'd kidnap and what I'd do to them, also love seeing white chicks getting dominated by BBC. I get turned on by hearing about sex slavery around the world and how I'd love to fuck all these chicks too, with remorse. Well I'm fucked up.

You will end up in prison within the next 5 years. Enjoy that BBC, faggot.

Stfu

I get off to videos of people running in fast forward motion. Usually like a comedic chase scene in a film. Gives me an adrenaline rush. No joke!

yea its unusual but not like you're a pariah if your friends family found out weird. honestly thats not that wierd at all.

wow dude any chance i can get the story out of it? please?

Deepthroat Fetish, easy, the mouth is a wonderful thing.

Me too. Especially for girls who openly say they don't like cum then smiles the whole time savoring it.

How the fuck did you even approach her with that?

MOMS FROND FONGER COR

wut

I once drugged my Sister with KO-Drops so I could fuck her. I was 15 and she 17. Lost my viriginity that way.
She doesn't know till this day. Haven't used a condom, came all over her body and a tiny bit inside her Pussy. I cleaned her up afterwards. Thank god she didn't got pregnant. But I have to admit, if I would have the chance, I would fuck my Sister everyday of the week.

Same fantasy for me

I love seeing little girls pooping in their diaper and watching the bulge form at the back as they poop. Also I love toddler girls in messy and/or wet diapers.

I've fucked both of my mom's best friends who are in their late 40s early 50s and pretty fat.

Just messaged them on facebook saying their recent pictures they look sexy and that I've always had crushes on them.

Hooked up with one of them a couple of times and the other been a regular thing for the past 3 years. This women is a super slut though.

..6ft isnt even that tall, why the weirdly specific height friendo?

Hot, story?

Nice. I've drugged my wife.

Story?

I'm 22 and I want to fuck a 15 year old. Ever since my company started paying for the lunches at a nearby HS canteen I've been kinda tempted to try and go for one of these girls.

I'm in yurop so 15 is technically legal here. It's just weird so I avoid the hs chicks, I stick with my colleagues and talk like normal. But it would be pretty easy to go for a lunch at a time when there isn't anyone from work. I don't even know how I would go about it though...