Okay Sup Forums, it's that time again

Okay Sup Forums, it's that time again

>what was it
>exactly how fucked are you
>inb4 dick, pussy, cum, your mom, a dick cumming in your mom's pussy, etc

Bonus points for pics and recipes

KALE YOU MOFOS

small bag of funyons and a diet soda
I am well and truly fucked

Chinese food. I can live with this.

Sausage with Ketchup and Mustard and self made french fries.

A Jamaican Patty. Fuck.

Ceaser Salad?
Well, at least I get to die telling people that I'm vegan

Guess I am ok for the next 80 years unlike you other peeps in the US who will have fat running through your veins.

Cool ranch doritos. It'll be a fun ride until I die of several vitamin deficiencies

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A dildo...

Spaghetti; cheese, ground beef and sauted mushrooms

dick, pussy, cum, your mom, a dick cumming in your mom's pussy, etc

Chik-Fil-A Deluxe with Chik-Fil-A sauce, large waffle fries, vanilla milkshake, and a bottle of Blue Moon Belgian White.

I'm fine with this.

spicy hotdogs

>McDonald's Chicken McNuggets!
>Fucked? I'm a winner winner chicken dinner!

Meatballs. I'll die pretty quick, but could be worse.

Raw cookie dough

I just had tacos, faggot.

Pizza, chips and energy drink.. You know this doesn't sound bad, not fat or anything, but it would become so mundane and problematic..

WHAT IN FUCKING SADNESS IS THAT?!

Same here, actually. A kale caesar salad, specifically. And some grapes.

wtf is that, an abortion?

op cant inb4.

I believe it is Kartoffel von Drooschel

Potatoes and Sausage basically German Hotdogs.

kek I just cooked pork and beef blood with onion and potato for me and my gf. We ate it all, then studied in my room, then she left not blowing me. Anyway, the blood with onion was 9/10, too bad I didn't have a touch of chili. Next time I shall.

I think I'm good.

hey, it's fine german cuisine, usually served with some kind of "metttorte" (ground pork), but was too lazy to do it

Salmon-Avocado Sushi Roll and Tequila Shots!!

huh-fuckin-ZAH!!!!

Your pic relate looks like a plate of cooked dicks.

canned tuna
shit, im going to be dead of mercury poisoning within a week

God damnit, it's boogers for me.

I had cereal, fuck. Not even a kind I like :/

Fried pork that has a higher fat contend than American pork. Good look with that statement, still jealous you got tonkatsu, I got peanut butter

Raw ramen noodles. Welp

>diet soda
never understand why you did drink that shit. Aspertame is worse for your body in the long run, more so then sugar is, and it tastes like absolute asshole. Why?!

Pita-gyros. Fuck, I'm the winner of this thread.

Decided to empty my freezer today.
2lbs cubed beef
1 package of beef hamburger helper
1 package of stew vegetables
1 package of mixed vegetables.
Cooked it all together, simmered it down to a thick sauce. Turned out pretty good.

I hope that meatloaf gets cooked, or that's just going to sit and rott in your guts for weeks if not months.

>salmon salad sandwich on toasted wheat bread

eh, it could be worst

cheese quesadilla on flour tortillas with salsa
at least when I die I'll have died eating something kinda tasty

of course not, it needs to be raw and bloody. that's why you usually drink some korn afterwards

I think im gonna be sick.

I had a sausage egg and cheese biscuit from speedway.
I suppose I'm moderately fucked.
Lots of loose Shitting forever.

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Chicken Fajitas.

*click* nice.

Louisiana pepper chicken sub fuckkkkkkk yyyyyeeeeeaaaa

prepare uranus

Spicy chicken tamales..that should be fine

How do drink metal band?

Sausage, Pasta, Ketchup, Mayonnaise
Could be worse

Eggs McMuffin & hashbrowns. I'm dead.

A popsicle.. I'm dying

Du burde spise flere grontsager user.
Du ender med at blive forstoppet af det der.

A Snack made from phyllo, jack daniels bbq sauce and gouda.
Could be worse, but needing the oven for every meal would suck

Dude, you high? Never heared oft that shit.
We eat danish hotdogs like normal people in NRW

grain spirit, bums favorite in germany

No meat? Shit you are pretty fucked

If sausage isn't meat, what is it?

looks like livers and turds

>fried butterfly shrimp w/o any sauce
>im okay with this

>Chicken Madras and naan bread

I'm oddly ok with shitting myself to death.

heard they eat horse and raw-blood sausage there

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Kek.
I had a Milka ice cream cone. Diabeetus

Oh yes my bad I must be tired

I agree. I don't drink soda that often but I make it a point to see that it's not diet. My friends are the opposite but they drink it with their meals and shit.

döner
not fuckd, because i love it and would eat it ebery meal of every day. and i could because it has salad and fiber and protein and all the fucking Vitamine. you god damn christians dont knoe food like türkischen germans do. i live on this shit, just döner. i can eat it up my nemo ass if i wanted.

What kind? You win.

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chicken breast sauteed in a red sauce with onions, garlic, and peppers. white rice and black beans. plus a few crackers.

not my ideal meal. it'll be a show death. most likely death from scurvy.

Wait a minute, I knew you guys ate raw beef and I'm totally on board with that but raw PORK?? At the risk of sounding like a Jew (I'm not) is that not regarded as unsanitary at all there?

I don't remember this scene from Ferris Bueller's day off.

not at all, you will also occasionally find a "mettigel" (mett hedgehog) at parties, made of pork with lots of onions. you should make sure that the meat is really fresh though

Pizza rolls and Jim Beam

Fuck Fuck fuck

Cup noodles

Potato Chips.
I can live with that.

Mushroom soup - I can live with that

Not for long though. Also your digestion will fuck up pretty quickly.

fried chicken, meh i'll take it

This is kind of a strange thing to wrap my head around but I would try it. Not here though. Only with Germans who knew the meat was safe. Raw pork is a big no no in Murrica and it might be partly myth or it might be that our meat has more shit in it than yours. I wouldn't chance it.

The rules for meat and produce is stricter in the EU, so it would be safer to consume here.

California burrito from the local Mexican diner. I'm ok with this.

I melted cheese onto some crackers.
Fuck

Pussy

Roast beef and potatoes with red wine... that doesn't sound bad at all

Caesar salad

implying caesar dressing doesnt have anchovies

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a bagel with a fried egg and some bacon and salsa-cream cheese that I smashed together into a sandwich next to a plate of hashbrowns.

Also a six pack of olympia. Life is looking pretttttty good right now.

I love raw beef and raw fish, and I love cooked pork, so I see no reason to think this wouldn't be delicious. I'll add it to my to do list if I ever get to visit. Thanks.

papa johns pepperoni pizza

sure why not.

A salad and a very true lasagna.

Wendy's Baconator MOFOS

2x Filet o Fish
2x 1/4 Pounder
$10

I'll be dead in less than a week.

>why not
Well there are in fact some reasons why this wouldn't be a good thing.

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my cum .-. not even kidding

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I thought the pussy was a legit burger.

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Chicken Pot noodles. Not bad reallly