/hoc/ Le petit Jérémy edition

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>rags

Imagine if the Jackets actually won the cup. There'd be like 300 people at the parade.

next laffs star here lads

depends if OSU is playing or not that day. if that was the case, only akron faggots would show up

If I'm going to be honest, lads...

Jackets.

I highly doubt they'd wait until September to have the parade

Hey does anyone know the source of the sound clip that 99% of hockey teams play when they get a power play.

>bummm bum bump bump

I appreciate the honesty

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I appreciate the appreciation.

thank god you don't appreciate the question

i would love to see the oilers miss it this year

a collapse that epic might end edmonton as a city altogether

Holy shit. Did Greece actually make a good post?

no

>Leaf in charge of understanding quality

and nothing of value is lost

this is the internet equivalent of punks spitting at bands in the early days

>he's never been to World Waterpark
Shit's pretty cash man

Anyone seen Trainspotting 2? Looks like my stupid bullshit theater isn't going to have it

now that you mentioned that


I don't think there has ever been a funnier page on wikipedia than that of Adventure land, or whatever it was called, a theme park in New Jersey

literally, laugh out loud tier

>wisconsin dells, waterpark of america, and local places all nearby
why the fuck would i go to dedmonton for that

found it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_Park

thanks reddit

I didn't say you would dumbfuck, I was giving an example of something of value that would be lost

well you failed

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No you're just stupid

>Action Park's alpine slide descended the mountain roughly below one of the ski area's chairlifts, resulting in much verbal harassment and sometimes spitting from passengers going up for their turn, who would often be entertained by the accidents they witnessed while at the same time hoping to avoid similar fates

>The sleds were a large factor in the injuries. A stick that was supposed to control speed led, in practice, to just two options on the infrequently maintained vehicles: extremely slow, and a speed described by one former employee as "death awaits".


my sides

No stars.... please don't claw back just from a goalie change....

Just moved to Edmonton
Someone redpill me on World Waterpark and Galaxy Land

Pretty sure the water is half pee.

>RDS talking about whether or not Danault should be the Habs #1 center

Wew. Why do people think this team can contend for the cup again?

>people think this team can contend for the cup again
just the dumb frogs

>who is Carey Price
Only reason they're not in the bottom 5

Went there when I was 12 and they were both great
Never been as a growed-up

>yets

the rollercoaster is insane

like i walked up to it right as a car was shooting through the loops and i almost passed out from vertigo

also once they didn't tighten my straps and i had to jump up and scream at them to stop the ride, if i hadn't i'd be one of the people who died there

>Stalberg and Burrows GOATing it up ever since getting to Ottawa

I'm liking this

>Dorion is actually a genius

Pretty good

>Laine is busting himself

Please tell your announcer to stop pronouncing the "e" in Claesson's surname. He's just making it harder for himself and it's slightly annoying. Just say "Classon" like a normal person

>tfw no ice cheerleader gf
why live?

He has two different personalities. Greatest hockey player ever. And his team's biggest bust.

>-3

>Sweden telling anyone anywhere what to do.

His name is spelled in English so I'm pretty sure we're pronouncing it right.

>we
Shut up Pierre, youre not an announcer or play boy play guy

Nah. He's a swede, with a swedish surname, spelled in swedish.

The way that guy pronounces it is wrong

>Pablo in an ice hockey thread
Wew

>Being this new
Wew lads

First day in /hoc/? Welcome hope you enjoy your stay

Jesus Juan calm down

I'm just so used to overlooking Mexicans while they clean toilets and mow lawns. Guess it was just reflex.

i see you guys like once every two months, and only if the kings or ducks are playing a big game

>STORS

I was worried for a moment there. That was a sweet own goal.

Ducks fans are white tho. Its the kings that are the beaners.

Isn't Anaheim full of wealthy white people?

in the stands yeah, but that's only because mowing lawns won't cover the cost of living in the oc AND buying hockey tickets

i always imagined anaheim to be a city of quaint suburban houses packed with mexicans who clean puke at disneyland

Could be worse. In Ottawa no one pronouces McLeod right, even though there is a street with the same name.

>Mcloid
>McLayodd

It's not like there isn't a lot of Scotts and Potatoes here.

You are correct sir
Exactly m8 you just proved my point you fucking tripfag

i don't think i did

i think i argued that there are plenty of mexican ducks fans, they just can't afford to go to the arena

LA Kings fans look more like the cover of a NWA album

You're half right. Its a quaint little cookie cutter town but its mostly rich old white people and thier families due to the high cost of living. Mexicans cluster around the ghettos of LA and also provide majority support. Sometimes the fip flop to the ducks because they have no loyalty and arent really fans.

hey bby

>Its a quaint little cookie cutter town
i knew that much from google earth, the neighborhoods look like a cartoon truck rolled through and shat out a row of houses that all look the same

probably pretty comfy at ground level tho

That's pretty much how it works in socal, they bulldoze a mountain and put a housing tract over it.

Malkin has made Scheifele " the centerman who doesn't know how to defend" completely his bitch lmao. Scheifele is really overrated to be honest

are you telling me no name retard that made his name by feeding a sharp shooter isn't very good?

no way

feels good mang

>Laine finished zero points, -4 and only 1 SOG

Gonna continue the trend of Calder winners being busts

oh god we're going to fire our coach and keep our retarded GM

AGAIN

he needs to save himself and say ovenchicken is a bust

>7-4
>criSbaR onLy 1 pOinT

ROEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He NeEdz To BeaAT McGaYYYkIDdd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!

>Crosby isnt even top 3 in points now

WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS FUCKING LEAGUE

MCGAYKID, THE RAT KING AND A RAPIST ARE BEATING THE GOAT IN POINTS

ever since crosby played the hawks toews got that nigga shook

>finnish goalering

Sounds like the Canucks are opting for the Oiler style rebuild.

>0+0 -4
lelmao what a fucking shitter

When's the next time McGayKid is coming to Vancouver?

I'll bring something for him.

Don't be at Rogers Arena.

> trip posting death threats to players on my Sup Forums
MODS!!!!

he knows how to win. he knows when he needs to just draw the only good dmen they have and he knows when to score

What's up?

Just imagine if Marchand won the Art Ross. He totally can at this point.

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He could but he won't.

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goodnight

horse cocks

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Revised version.

So what does Vegas end up looking like /hoc/?

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g'night

>tfw no burger

burgers are overrated anyway

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Crysby's time has passed. We're all subjects of King Connor McJesus now.

lol

Who won the Malkin - Wheeler fight?

Was it even a fight?

Wheeler
Not really

If you like McGayKid or Bustthews, I would kindly ask you to go back to hockey Reddit.

Thank you.

Murray is up for grabs from the Penguins?

>crosby scored on dipietro assisted by lemieux and it was asham's fault
wew

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