Hey Sup Forums. i lost the ability to speak some years ago

hey Sup Forums. i lost the ability to speak some years ago.
i'll post a greentext soon, hang tight.

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Practice the guitar and join a band.

>be me
>febuary 2010
>friend invites me over to play mass effect 2
>walked to his house (it was only 2 blocks away from mine)
>played the game for hours
>eventually it became 1 am
"yeah, i got to go back home. can i borrow your copy?"
"nah, i'm still busy with this, next week you can take it."
"okay."
>i take everything i have and leave
>walking down the street
>there is no light except for the streetlights
>take a wrong turn
>start to panic
>i took 3 turns out of panic
>gets lost
>stop and check google maps to calm down and find the right way
>i hear someone running behind me
cont'd

>get tackled into the ditch
>3 other guys show up
>the guy that tackled me is on top of me, ready to punch me
"give us your phone, your wallet, and your shoes and we wont hurt you."
>start screaming
>the guy on top of me punches me in the jaw
>still screaming
>get punched 4 or 5 times more before he gets off of me
>i can see someone's lights on in their house
>still screaming
>they all look at each other
>one whispers something and the others nod
>they start stomping me out
>i can feel my rib cage break
>for some ungodly reason, i scream louder
>i get stomped on the neck
>i stop screaming and start coughing up blood and choking on some
>i try to get up but they kick me over
>i try to talk, but it's just raspy breathing
>they take my wallet, phone, and shoes
>with all the energy i still have in me, i get back up
>i don't know why i was still concious
>get to my house, get in my car, and drive to the hospital
>the interior car lights turn on, and i can see i'm covered in blood, cuts and bruises
>starts speeding to the hospital
cont'd

i'd like to, but i don't have one and i'm too lazy to get one.

>i walk in to the lobby and everyone there stares at me
>i try to say "i'm fine" but i can't
>walk into the doctor's office
>he looks at me
"oh my god, what happened?"
>i try to tell her, but i can't
>she looks to the patient already there
"i'll be back in a minute, just wait right there."
>gets an xray
>broken ribs, broken knee and dislocated jaw
>gets surgery
>health care is free because i'm in canada
>doctor and nurse walks in after i wake up from surgery
"alright, i have bad news and good news. you may want to hear the bad news first."
>try to speak again, but fail
"the bad news is your larnyx hax been severly damaged, and you have unfortuneatly lost the ability to speak."
>i open my mouth, then realize it's worthless to ask anything
"the good news is you've made a fast recovery. it's almost surprising with the state you're in."
>the nurse steps in with a clipboard
"if you'd like to schedule an appointment for coping with your aphonia, please sign here and you'll be given your schedule within a week."
>i sign it
>they leave
>a few days later, i was allowed to leave the hospital

Fuck thats horrible man

Theres nothing you can do about it?

my larynx is damaged beyond repair. there's nothing anyone can do to fix it.

Fucking fags stomping in the necks of Canadians everywhere, it pisses me off.

how do you communicate with people now?
what do you do to pay rent and buy food?

Much support from eastern eurofag. Hope you can cope with it

Same from argentina, wish you luck

i just use a pencil and paper to communicate to people i don't know and use texting to communicate to my friends and family.

thank you, it means a lot.

That sucks royally. This Slavanon wishes you all the best

Neck scar timestamp or something to prove this is legit? Sincere best wishes if so

moral of the story: never look like you don't know where you are going and are nervous af.

seriously, if I am in a shady city or district that I don't know, I never ever have my wallet out visible in my pockets (carry an extra, almost empty wallet with old cards, if you want to be extra safe), I ALWAYS walk with a straight face, never carry a map, never look around insecurely, I try to keep an eye on all people around me, occasionally look back behind me and try to assess people to the best of my abilities. Avoid parks, shady streets with few street lights, walk past doors and gateways with a reasonable distance etc.
And if I'd ever get robbed, I'd fucking comply with their stupid robbery and try to remember their faces as best as i can. this can pretty much happen in any big city. oh, and also, I'd say to the robber "Please be careful, I have super-AIDS! It transmits via breathe and touch!"

How has your life been since then?

i also get disability benefits from the government and i work as a trucker to get extra money on the side.

this was directly after surgery. my mom took this after i got out of the hospital.

it's been harder since people have to wait for me to write down what i want to say.

What about an artificial larynx, like

popsci.com/technology/article/2009-12/new-artificial-larynx-does-away-dreaded-robot-voice

Czechfag here. Wish you good luck. But also i like you. I appreciate people that can shut up. It must be hard for you to buy you some Marlboros and rum. I know, pen and paper, but write every day 'short Marlboros and božkov bust be annoying...

fake and gay

this is from lymph node surgery

on this thread

thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=593953

was it niggers who did that to you?

fake and gay

HAha op's a faggot

is it normal to drink rum on the daily basis in czech republic ?

wow OP is a fucking dirty liar

They don't allow niggers in Canada.

they do tho mane what u lying for theres niggers everywhere even in Antarctica

>gets jumped on the rib cage and spits blood
>gets home, drives car to hospital

yeah, it was out there in plain sight.

and you all fucking believed it, didn't you?

im not OP, I was pointing out that OP made up a story and pulled that picture from THE FUCKING WEBSITE THAT HAS A WATERMARK ON THE PICTURE

thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=593953

No, I wanted a timestamped neck

honestly what kind of weirdo would even make up a story like this like whats the point?

on daily basis is normal to drink beer here. Really. 'The most country clishés' doesn't lie in this case. Rum, vodka or whiskey is for those who overgrown soft drinks like beer. cheers, btw

i knew it was fake when the ER doctor told him he would never talk again. That would never happen. There are surgeries and therapy to fix these things, you try them first before tell someone "nope sorry you'll never talk again"

Severe victimisation fetish

>goes on an anonymous message board and makes up fake sob story for virtual attention

cool, where im from (Lithuania) we drink window cleaners on the daily basis, its cheaper than alcohol and it gets you drunk

not drunk, brain damaged

>the boy who cried wolfweb

Everything on Sup Forums is fake, just enjoy the fucking story faggots.

well, to be honest, Božkov and window cleaner [okena] aren't that far from each other in quality. also, have this song. youtube.com/watch?v=3rcyAF4lz04

at least reverse image search your own image before lying about it - literally right click and its built into chrome nowadays.

plus you can still make gruntles and gurgling sounds with your wind pipe, no matter if your adams apple is fucked or not.

>gruntles and gurgling sounds

i can see myself drunk as fuck off rum dancing alone in my room naked and smoking malboros and sniffing discount cocaine which is actually amphetamine but thats even better

Fellow Canada fag here, what province? That's terrible man, were they niggers? Ever catch who did it??

i confused and gruntle

Have you considered a career in the justice system?