Ask a guy who just fucked an escort at his hotel and is now eating chicken strips while taking a bath while listening...

Ask a guy who just fucked an escort at his hotel and is now eating chicken strips while taking a bath while listening to Bill Withers, anything.

bonus: dubs and ill shit in the tub.

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How much did she cost?
What did she do?
Condom on for blowjob?
Where did you cum?

Enjoy your STI

How much did she cost? Have a picture of her from the escort site you found her on?

Was it worth it?

meh post was fine till

>bonus: dubs and ill shit in the tub.


an average fat Sup Forumstard

so what STD are you gonna get?

shitter in the tubber

dubs

shit in that tub

shitub

delivah op

virgin detected. anyone who is a pro as the john trade knows chicken strips after a lay prevents STIs

cost $150/30 mins
no condom blow job
came in the condom while i fucked her doggy with my finger in her asshole

I'm rolling for those hairy legs.

Shit in tub with time stamp faggot

my thoughts exactly
sounded like a pretty good thread till then

if dubs don't shit in tub
shit in the toilet
then throw in a chicken strip to keep it company
then flush

did you wear protection, how much $$?

Ever have Taco Bells diablo sauce? I had some this morning and it's taking its sweet time going through. My insides are real upset. I shit water earlier and I feel real bad.

lets go op
dubs have spoken

check kelowna Backpage. look for chick with tattoos and blonde hair

average Sup Forums hand-wanker not getting real pussy

What Arab nation are you from?

No hooker, no chicken nugger, but at least i have a decent bath ingredient

hold on.... i gotta work up to this. i didnt have to shit that bad so itll have to be pushed out

Time to shit the tub megafagot

Do it faggot!

Drop that stinker in the bath water NAO

wrong. only chicken nuggets prevent sexually transmitted diseases and infections, chicken strips only prevent pregnancy.

ew youtube.com/watch?v=KFah8Wk9Dy4&t=11s

i want to see a shit in the tub

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not much is coming out

Shit in the tub you pathetic faggot

... sir, how much have you had to drink tonight?

rol

im trying. my ass isnt as loose as yours homo. shoulda ate fcking tacobell i guess

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It's unfortunate you made offer to shit in the tub but you aren't fully prept to take that shat?

cmon people at least he is trying

Dude, you do this every day! Sometimes twice!

im guna fuckin puke

It's time to pay up....

>Sup Forums

time to fuccy fuccy mummy mummy

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why didnt you just push out a turd you pathetic wimp

shit in the tub

If you do, take a pic and post that shit for dubs

god damn why

puke in tub
and there better not be any chicken strip bits in the puke
sacrilege if there is

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But why? Why would you shit in your bath?

Why is this so fucking funny?

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Idgaf about the escort but what Bill Withers song are you listening to?

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>But why? Why would you shit in your bath?

I see you're new here.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OP IS A LEGEND

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OH FUCK WHY

i got out.... i was expecting a log.... i got a squirt. ill make sure i have to shit harder next time. now i have to shower. sorry boys. tried

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This was fucking gold

was lonely day

Explain then

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lurk moar

>Explain then

What is there to explain?

It's Sup Forums.

If the worst thing you see today is some neckbeard shitting in his bathwater consider yourself blessed.

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Eat some real spicy peppers, that diablo sauce is a 3 on the 1-10 spicy scale.

CHIKIN IN DA TUB AND POOP IN DA TUB XDDDDDDD

Why do people pay for sex? I don't get it.

no one gives a shit

whether its escorts
girlfriends
wives
fwb
we all pay for sex in one way or another

is this the climax of your pathetic little insect life ?

oldfag detected

>is this the climax of your pathetic little insect life ?

Edgy.

What kind of suck bastard actually takes Bath at a hotel? Shower FTW.

I'm not sure man my girlfriend makes more money than me. We try to keep the monetary status similar but she pays for more shit than I do. Does that make me a jiggalo?

the climax of my life was when i just paid your mom $150 for GFE

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I want to ram my meat snake down op's mom throat.
Keep in mind I'm about 4 times her size, so my cock is DIPPING into her intestinal acid. She can't breathe but she DIGESTS the tip of my penis and lives upon the nutrients.
She cries and cries and tries to reach for her gun - but it isn't in her holster. I've got it behind my back.
I pull it out - she freaks. You can see what little hope she has left degrade further and further - she wont survive this. But she has one thing, one thought, one PERSON to cling on to - and he just knocked on the door. "mother?" I hear op's voice and picture his smug face before i see it. I turn around. OP. He stands there horrified, groceries in hand, as he witnesses the horrors happening before him. op's mother is CHOKING on my cock and running out of air - and time. Her tearful eyes look to op in desperation, then realization, as she sees the gun in my hand. I lift it, quivering, at the op's fucking face. He freezes, my finger squeezes, a shot rings off. Hole in his head, brains on the wall behind him. I have slain the mighty op, and extinguished the dying flame of hope that op's mother clung to. She stops fighting for her life after watching nick sink to the floor. Within seconds, she is dead, mouth still on my cock, reaching all the way down to her stomach. Finally, I ejaculate. Gallons of piping hot semen are flung into the stomch of the dead mother. I am satisfied

Where the tendies from? D

youtube.com/watch?v=sYi7uEvEEmk

This is the song OP listens while shitting in his bath.

well she died when i was 6 soooooo..... have fun with a rotten corpse. no judgment.

little mom n pop place.

You giver her any tendie after cummie?

>we all pay for sex in one way or another
>pay for sex one way or another
>one way OR another
tola entry

It's makes you a fucking loser who's probably getting cheated on

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If anything my gf is paying for the sex not me

you keep thinking in terms of monetary value

30 min? I don't understand you turds who want to only spend 30 min having sex.

I dunno she fucks me a lot. If anything she has a friend zoned cuck she puts all her emotional insanity on because we just mostly fuck