so my ex gf (who is supposed to leave in a week for about year to work aboad which is the reason we broke up almost 2 weeks ago) is coming over for...I guess a booty call. Thing is I'm out of condoms, it's 1:39 after midnight and there's no way I can find a working shop to buy some. I can't cum if she will be giving me head only plus she gives awful head. But I'm also extremely paranoid about getting a chick pregnant. What should I do? Go raw, pullout and buy her a plan B pill? Or would that be way too fucked for a decent man to do?
TL;DR >booty call from .exe >no gluve no luve >wat do?
fuck her, cum inside, made her take the pill. If something happens later, tell her to fuck off.
Also, post nudes
Gabriel Rodriguez
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Noah Phillips
what the fuck are those pics user
Joshua Bennett
Murder her and then rape the body
Aiden Thompson
I've used a condom like 20 times in the past 7 years and no issues. you're fine just pullout, it's not hard.
Robert Wright
find any plastic wrap...saran wrap, baggies, grocery bags for vegetables, cut to size. Have fun!
Henry Evans
Pharmacies don't sell condoms in your country?
Brody Evans
surgery for a heavy concussion. She's a nurse and has to assist surgeries so she sends me nasty shit like this. But she won't send me nudes tho only have a few pics I took myself. Thing is they are all in my phone. And its battery is completely provide any charge even if plugged in. So if you'd provide me with a way to obtain the pics from internal storage I'd be really happy.
Daniel Cooper
fuck without condoms, pull out...wtf is the question you idiot?
Kayden Green
did you try the gas station yet? they sell those here 24/7
Anthony Nelson
a 24/7 pharmacy is wayyy too far for me dude.
Anthony Adams
Kek, the nigger got fucked
Jordan Parker
Too far as in you won't get back in time or as in you're too lazy to take a ready solution even if it inconveniences you a little?
Should I or should I not buy her the plan B pill tommorow morning?
:D
I usually pull out WITH the condom on. So the chance to get pregnant is 0.04 x 0,02 which is like 8 in 100000 right? And on pullout - 4 percent? That's a big risk rise to me mate. Not saying I'm not gonna do it but any tips to make it safer then?
Jack Rogers
>I usually pull out WITH the condom on. wtf is wrong with you ive used the pullout method thousands of times with no condoms and never got a girl pregnant. i came inside my wife once and she got pregnant. that 4 percent is the times people fuck up and don't do it right
Cameron Butler
>4 percent? That's a big risk rise to me mate. thats 1 in 20 chances only IF the girl is ovulating
Adam Clark
I think both And my car is in repair shop cause I drove my car into...don't know how to explain it in English. Drove down the street in which road reconstruction was suposed to happen later but the side of the road was already removed, drove into it fucking losing my front wheels.
Matthew Davis
Nigga so should I fucken ask her "baby, you ovulating yet?" or what?
Austin Cox
Public transportation exists, you know. There are most likely websites with maps and schedules for every kind in your city.
Mason Fisher
as I said paranoya is whats wrong with me
Colton Hughes
it's 2:30 in the morning no public transportation nigga i might call the cab but I have no cash and cab drivers don't take card
exgf has her crappy ass ford focus, would that be fucked up or killed the vibe if I asked her to pick a pack up in a pharmacy?
Landon Wilson
here i'm feeding you with some fucked up picks
moar?
Thomas Jackson
walmart is open 24/7.
David Kelly
We don't have wallmarts in here mate. Europe.
Kayden Baker
>it's 2:30 in the morning Fancy seeing someone in the same timezone. You should really go to sleep already. Don't know what to suggest as to your situation, though.
>walmart He's in Greece at best.
Jacob Cox
>He's in Greece at best. didn't cross my mind, been up for 40 hours and cant brain.
Carter Fisher
more to the North im afraid
Andrew Fisher
He only posted his local time two posts about yours.
Unless we're talking Belarus there still should be both enough 24/7 places open that can sell condoms and it should be safe enough to go there even at this time of day.
Justin White
Plan B is expensive. If you're gonna make her take it because of your own paranoia you should at least pay for it.
Mason Russell
I was just thinking how funny is that cause we dated and broke up 3 times and how even more funny it is is that I practically grew up with her cause we were neighbours since we were kids.
Blake Ramirez
head+porn+she swallows and/or takes a facial=good night sweet prince
Grayson Clark
yeah but she sucks at giving head
Adrian Myers
that's what her hands and the porn are for
Julian Harris
her mouth is just the j izz rag you are basically masturbating here buddy but it's better cause you aren't alone
Noah Miller
also could just fuck her in the ass shablagoo
Hunter Stewart
update: she's already here and bought me cigarettes cause she knows I like them and told me a few times she finds it hot when I smoke. No rubbers. Mission has failed. May update this later.
Sebastian Roberts
mission has failed nigga what? make her go bass to trout!!!! BASS TO TROUT!!!
Ian Jones
yes I know it's just... yeah I'm gonna go in rawdog and try not to shoot all the terrorists in the room if that makes sense here's a couple of parting gifts. we makin coffee
Owen Mitchell
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Adrian Lee
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Juan Bailey
so you ain't got no neighbors or shit?
Noah Williams
anal
Charles Mitchell
>pull out with the condom on Jesus wtf is wrong with you?
David Foster
Just don't do it. Is one more bang worth potentially ruining your life?
Caleb Scott
this
Carter Reyes
then this thread will be a monument to the conceivement of my children. imma smash 100% tonite cause she's thirsty
