The cops are coming to arrest me. AMA

The cops are coming to arrest me. AMA

Y

be bent over and cheeks spread when they come in

This

Fuck you OP you cuck bitch ass nigger nigger

Go out with a bang

What did you do

why

Hurry, what'd you do

WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU?

what'd you do?

Bamboozled

Did you diddle a child again???

I didn't reply to a thread, peace out anons. It was nice shitposting with you guys.

Better start formatting your hard drives.

Ops fuct

tell us the town so we can listen to the scanner nigger

This

>Not OP
>Still a faggot

This, hurry op

Grab your dragon didldos and when they come in start throwing them at the cops. Make sure your all oiled up. And dont stop screaming

>are you fucking sorry!?

bet he's fucked after he posted it

If this post is dubs op must do it

C'mon faggot - why are they coming?

winner

Overkill much?

Noice

WINRAR
>captcha: drive through

Drugs

But whyyyu

i tried to say dildos how you spelled it, and i ended up laughing really hard.

That's how they ID you if you're black

Not dead yet

Nigger talk to us

What did you do and when did you do it.

Caught with an illegal weapon.

When

they are there for his 3dpd lolis

Kek, was it a ghost gun or a stolen gun?

Yesterday

>illegal weapon
>dark outside, likely brittain
so you didn't give up your kitchen knives OP?

Correction:
What did the cops do to you and why are you hiding like a dirty ape?

>filename
That was taken before the pic in the OP. Fuck off nigger

Please tell me it was a ghost AR-15, with homemade lower receiver.

This isn't worth it for a homemade pea shooter/black market pistol.

how the fuck??

GRENADE LAUNCHERS ARE LEGAL!

Oh shit are you the cousin who posted the noods yesterday?

Meghan.jpeg

>Caught with an illegal weapon
>Not arrested when caught

I have two pictures, I shared the second one first. Showed the first one for confirmation.

There wasn't any police nearby at the time.

scream out the window that you're not coming out until anime is real, vocaroo and post

tell them i said "go fuck yourselves"

So youre sitting on the roof and they are out front with their lights on?

what was the weapon?

...

Why do you have a pergola? It doesn't make shade, it doesn't stop rain or snow. What is the point?

Just received a fax from him, he ded.

OP

got

rekt

for

sucking

cocks

filled

with

daddy's

cummies

I lost my sides doing this

tell is the town/state/city so we can listen in on the police radio nigger
(broadcastify.com)

Where is the gun

...

are traps gay? if you say yes, can you provide irrefutable proof?

Heh, I made the screen cap

WHO LET THIS HAPPEN

Look on the hill

Well, I already hear them at my door. Shit.

Traps are gay.
They are born male.
They want to have sexual intercourse with another male.

homosexual
ˌhɒmə(ʊ)ˈsɛkʃʊəl,ˌhəʊmə(ʊ)ˈsɛkʃʊəl/
adjective
1.
sexually attracted to people of one's own sex.

Impressive.

not all traps want to have sex with males

some just want to be loved and accepted by their 2d waifu

Come out naked yolo it fam

Also have a raging boner, demand to go to hospital because youve had an erection for over 4 days

Pull your pants and undergarments down and tuck your penis and balls behind and between your legs and when they open up say come at me bro.

Thanks

GOdspeed OP. Don't plead guilty, sounds like if you got knocked yesterday and came to arrest you today it's not that serious. Good luck, and don't say shit to them

When

two

tribes

go

You need to say "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard"

to

No

Motherfucker

>not all traps want to have sex with males

This

Should've gott a lawyer on retainer

Not again faggot

you people are all faggot 10th grade meme kids

Press F to pay Respects

bottom line, just make sure they witness your penis at some point during the arrest

butthurt

It happens once per thread, don't push your luck cunty.

checked

>captcha calle services