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SUPER RUGBY ROUND 3

>Fri 10 Mar
19:35 Chiefs v Hurricanes, Hamilton
21:45 Brumbies v Force, Canberra

>Sat 11 Mar
06:00 Sharks v Waratahs, Durban
19:35 Blues v Highlanders, Auckland
21:45 Reds v Crusaders, Brisbane

>Sun 12 Mar
04:15 Cheetahs v Sunwolves, Bloemfontein
06:30 Kings v Stormers, Port Liz
08:40 Jags v Lions, Buenos Aires
*all times RWCT*

>NEWS
superxv.com/news/
>STANDINGS
superxv.com/table/

6 NATIONS ROUND 4

>Fri 10 Mar
20:00 Wales v Ireland, Principality Stadium
>Sat 11 Mar
13:30 Italy v France, Stadio Olimpico
16:00 England v Scotland, Twickenham
*all times local*

>NEWS
rbs6nations.com/en/news/index.php#btI5Ld8705EVJstZ.97
>STANDINGS
englandwinslol

Other urls found in this thread:

the42.ie/wales-scrum-analysis-3276593-Mar2017/
rugbydump.com/2016/02/4903/a-look-at-the-first-ever-nine-point-try-in-rugby
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Other thread reeks of shitspouter 2bh.

Can confirm I am not shitspouter
I also don't care if my thread gets deleted or not

How can one team have so much /mana/?

queefs by 7
bumdisease by a lot
shorks by a few
poos by a lot
cumguzzlers by a few
cheetos by a lot
stormers by a lot
loins by a few

Reminder to get your fantasy and bru picks in before tomorrow lads.

Make the next one m8.

I didn't even realise there was another thread.

It's better than this thread 2bh.

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>cumgayders
>playoffs
Select one

FUCK christchurch

FUCK red cards

FUCK high ball

FUCK the dairy industry

FUCK earthquake proof homes

FUCK the ref

>caring about making an OP
I only care of it has all the match info or not
And lately it has been pretty good

Bring back themed threads. No more avoposting.

It's been pretty good because I've been caring about the OP.

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Who /going to the reds/ lads?

Just you I think.

*conserves water*

Australia wins the bledisloe cup this year lads.

Isn't union dying in Straya? Is the ARU even going to do anything to keep it alive in the long term?

Who knows. The growth strategy at the moment appears to be "select Dean Mumm so kids think they can be a wallaby even if they aren't talented".

Hayley Westenra LLC

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the call that saved rug from page 10

>nz /rug/

>is number one

I like the Force.

Will they ever field a competitive team?

You need to encourage more kiwis and islanders to move to WA and play footy.

lel there's already like, 80,000+ kiwis in Perth.

They don't have time for rugby after a hard day working as a scaffolder and the many hours spent at the pub though.

When NZ inevitably gets an afl team, how many seasons will to take to win a premiership?

if they get the draft concessions the Giants got, about 6 years.

If they have to have a minimum amount of locally trained players, never.

Imagine if avo man played afl

Dynasty time

They say they're going to the pub, but they're secretly meeting other kiwis at random parks and practicing rugby while Australians aren't watching.

Scaffolding makes big strong kiwi lads muscley and confident so they can physically dominate poopeelians both on and off the field.

Shhhhhhh

Bring back the goal from mark: Y/N?

You can only call a fair catch in your own 22, so it seems a bit pointless unless you allow players to call a mark anywhere on the pitch

He doesn't have the speed, leap, kick, stamina or coordination to play AFL.

FRANCE TEAM FOR ITALY:
15 Brice Dulin, 14 Noa Nakaitaci, 13 Rémi Lamerat, 12 Gaël Fickou, 11 Virimi Vakatawa, 10 Camille Lopez, 9 Baptiste Serin, 8 Louis Picamoles, 7 Kévin Gourdon, 6 Fabien Sanconnie, 5 Yoann Maestri, 4 Julien Le Devedec, 3 Rabah Slimani, 2 Guilhem Guirado (c), 1 Cyril Baille
Replacements: 16 Christopher Tolofua, 17 Uini Atonio, 18 Eddy Ben Arous, 19 Paul Jedrasiak, 20 Bernard Le Roux, 21 Antoine Dupont, 22 Francois Trinh-Duc, 23 Yoann Huget

thoughts on Mako V starting on the bench? Marler is a shit this season; an was awul last week

big mak has only just come back from inury

>Dulin in
Could be a niuce change for on-

>Nakataci still in
>Vakatameme back
>still testing flankers (although Sanconnie is alright)
>that shit lock pairing again
>Atonio and Leroux on the bench
>the japan proxy FTD fangirl set to be back saturday

I hope Noves knows what he is doing, because it is as if there is no hope if he carries this config for Wales nor he cares for the significance of these last two games.
I'll wait the Italy team announcement before completely fucking myself up.

the42.ie/wales-scrum-analysis-3276593-Mar2017/

Basically if Marler is shit they can pull him for Mako, if Mako starts and gets crocked they have to rely on Marler. That said you should mince them in the scrum even with your starting front row.

Honestly think we have problens with our S+C coaching. Someone the size of Evans, Lee or Francis should be a 6 plate squatting monster that has no trouble generating power in the scrum, but they're incredibly anaemic.

rugbydump.com/2016/02/4903/a-look-at-the-first-ever-nine-point-try-in-rugby
Wew, how'd I miss this.

A goal from mark from inside your own 22 would be possible then. Francois Steyn would probably be able to pull it off.

Farrell out.

FORD KICKING
FORD KICKING
FORD KICKING
FORD KICKING

Farrell's kicking isn't too good tbqh

So Slade or Pee'o at 12 then. Slade would be the better option, really not convinced by Netto Manu

More likely to be Daly, surely

>needing skill to play a game that is just a bunch of bogans running around screaming BOOMFA and clotheslining each other in the throat

> second playmaker

Other thread got archived lads

Having many utility players on a single team can do that to you. For example you can have a back three who all can play as wings + fullbacks.

> First 5/8th

I wonder if Breivik had this all planned out when he shot that guy, knowing that he would turn into a neckbeard variation on an Andorran stew-making discussion circle.

Dan Biggar's throwback thursday

What's wrong saying first or second 5-8th?
iirc Its just the name NZ (and maybe even other SH regions) call fly half and inside centre

>It's the NZ name

There's the problem

Nothing wrong with calling it a first five. Honestly makes more sense than considering the position as another halfback.

Its like the soccer v football thing. Everyone knows what your talking about when you say either, but cocksuckers will correct you if you say soccer.

I bet you say light bulb when what you really mean to say is lamp.

Being pedantic about names when you know exactly what someone is talking about (or how else do you know to correct them) is the most tosser thing you can do 2bh.

Meh, I just find it to be the most natural thing to do in a place like Sup Forums.

>soccer v football
Divegrass

>lamp
Light bulb jokes are commonplace anyway.

> 6.5

Good luck to the Welsh lads tomorrow. Unlike the Scots, I'm sure you guys won't pull any cheap tricks like a coach detour to unsettle the Irish players.

> saracens

>agreeing to closed roof
good lads

> mckenzie

>common place dictates
So soccer and 1st 5 it is then

I'm sure we found the Trinh Duc spammer and it turned out to be a qt azn australian girl who ran a blog on him. Few of us messaged her and she stopped soon after

If you don't remember this you are a newfag and must leave /rug/

Why would you want the roof closed if the weather's fine?

We say football mate

Only people I have ever heard say football are soccer players lad

Your media calls it football

t. someone who reads PP media

> barrett

We have no reason to call it soccer though, we don't refer to rugby as football like Americans and Australians do with their football codes.
Obsessed

>people that panda to the fanatics call it the thing the fanatics do
Hmmmmmm
Like I said outside football players (serious ones, the people in the casual leagues I have played in called it soccer too) I have never heard someone call it football.
We actually call rugby rugby union. Please get it right lad
>this is what you sound like

Speak for yourself.
For my grandad, footy was rugby, for my dad, footy was rugby, for me, footy is rugby.
You're not just a newcunt here, you're a newcunt at life in general.

p.s. being precious about what words are used by other people is one of the defining weak points of your generation and is why you should consider kysing.

only people I know who call soccer football are those who did their "big OE" in fucking London and came back lifelong Arsenal fans, then started telling people off for using the word soccer

>soccer autism
NH posters are influencing our brave lads

>panda

> avoposting

For all intensive purposes, you understood what he meant. Irregardless, he should of been more careful.

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>Irregardless

1/3
apply yourself.

David Pocock recieves the Bogdanoffs call

> 1/3

What position is that lad?

>What position is that lad?
That's what your mum asked last night, son.

As deep as anyone can get into your mum because of how fat she is

>intensive purposes
intents and purposes
>Irregardless
regardless
>should of
should have

The phonecall that saved /rug/

wtf went so horribly wrong?

literally nothing

3/3
Congrats on not being as dumb as Singapoor.

what do i win?

one signed avocado t-shirt.

what a grotesque looking human avocado hybrid

> tfw no Retallick twitter account to send avos to

His wife or mate must have one

just LOOK at those rugs, jesus