/nfl/ general - 2017 NFC North Champions Edition

Vikings cant stop getting cucked by the Lions sub-edition

BAL:Ravens retain Ryan Mallett as Flacco's No. 2
FA:Report: Colts looking at pass rusher Sheard
SF:Brian Hoyer lands $10M guaranteed from 49ers
FA:Report: Colts, 49ers, Falcons eyeing NT Poe
JAC:Report: Jaguars add Calais Campbell to DL
FA:Falcons, Colts pursuing free agent Nick Perry
FA:Reports: Ravens land top S Tony Jefferson
DEN:Jets to call Broncos about Trevor Siemian?
NYG:Brandon Marshall calls self 'No. 2' for G-Men
MIA:Dolphins keep Kenny Stills at 4 years, $32M
WAS:Skins, GM split over control, Cousins, more
WAS:Kirk Cousins wants 'no part' of Redskins?

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what does eating dead cap money taste like

one of the dallas people here please tell me

RAVENS MAKING MOVES

>tfw no more Woodhead

Stop taking Chargers away! You already got Weddle, damnit.

Reminder that the Broncos WILL win the next Owl if they get Romo

Screencap this post

Already the best off-season ever

Go Hawks.

>mfw we get romo but lose bouye

Wait what happened

Fuck off.

My texans are getting him. Kys.

The Jags signing more big names in the offseason that will inevitably translate into zero wins. Haven't seen this before

32 year old white rb coming off an acl tear wow what a great signing

So the Ravens are doing what they did last year to damage control a little bit, is this a sign of a good F.O?

>Ravens signing yet again another old player
kek
Woodhead is going to die out there, again

Gonna be really interesting to see how Marshall does with the gnats.

Dude Woodhead is 32 and has big durabilty issues

Last years off season was far better. Only thing that soured it was Watson tearing his achilles in pre season

>DEN:Jets to call Broncos about Trevor Siemian?
Mixed feelings desu, I kind of like le semen man even though he was pretty lame last season.

>Pats getting more TE's to run wide open seam routes

Enjoy paying two quarterbacks franchise level salaries ahahahaha

That would make Osweiler the highest paid backup in NFL history I think

Who /bestoffseason/ here?

So why does Kirk hate the Skins so much when they're pretty much the reason he went from career backup to potential franchise qb?

osweiler is already the highest paid waffle in nfl history

>not posting the best moment of the entire 2016 season

I wonder if shittysota has gotten the taste of golden taint out of their mouths yet

Brandon Marshall has been a HoF level WR his entire career. Was really holding out hope we'd pick him up. He will fit in well with the Giants and Eli will love having a non manlet WR again to work the redzone

Because they treat him like shit, especially Snyder.

>i like a player even though he was bad

wow you sound like a reasonable person

>72 million for a backup qb

You're stuck with the Lobster Texanfag.

Lmao all the Ravens fans all drinking the Kool aid on "winning the offseason*

>Ben's Steelers have NEVER beaten the Patriots in the playoffs

>2015 Falcons start off hot and then completely collapse
>2016 Vikings start off hot then completely collapse

Who's it going to be this year?

...

Stop looking at things from a performance standpoint and focus on the memes. I mean Flacco is still the qb so memes are pretty much all I got

why does Sup Forums get so consistently triggered by anything ravens-related

Name 5 qbs who have

Wrong.

Brock can be traded.

And if not.... Makes an excellent back up in case romo gets hurt.

Fuck you and your shitty ass team.

I think it's Flacco hate

They're the Kangz of offseason /nfl/ and people get jelly.

>that completely whiffed first tackle
>get offa me white boi
>WWE level touchdown flip and planting his ass into the other guys face
>getting btfo this much by an angry manlet

It will never stop being funny

>People were saying the 2016 Vikings were the next coming of the 1985 Bears

that was out of hand

Go Raiders!

Texans

Are you seriously implying that any team would want to eat that retarded contract?

Titans

>focus on the memes

You just reminded me of this NFL Network blooper. Such a stupid video but Mariucci and Sanders absolutely lose their shit

IT'S LIKE AN ALARM CLOCK

Roivans

Success breeds envy

moves I think the Packers will make
let Peppers, Perry, Lang and Christine Michael walk
re-sign Micah Hyde, Eddie Lacy, Jared Cook and J.C. Tretter (moved to guard)
sigh FA Davon House or a bigger name if Micah Hyde isn't signed

Draft an OLB in the first 2 rounds, DB in the first 3 unless they sign a big name, an RB between 3rd-5th and another offensive guard

Joe Flacco
Mark Sanchez
Peyton Manning

Forgot the link lel

youtube.com/watch?v=Kcwcjt6qcYs

Such shit bantz but I still laugh everytime

My team literally has triple your team's owls and better players at almost every position
This draft is defensive back heavy as well
Watch out
Get ready for the next wave of riots baltinigger

Jake the Snake and Autism Boy

Any others?

That's 3 lmao

Flacco
Eli
Peyton
Sanchize
Snake

>only the absolute memest qbs can't beat the GOAT

Nanners are having the greatest offseason of all time
>Will have completely cucked the Redskins by the end of the draft
>Will draft John Ross
>Will have a prolific offense
>Will win NFC jest division
>Xecucks are burnt
>Shards are older than Madden's pubes
>Rasm. Lmaoing at ur life right now!

>oldgay

>21 million for a fullback
This is the most idiotic thing I've ever seen in my life.

Is Adrian Peterson going to the TB Bucs ?

How will Lynard Skynard fans react to a Colored who damaged his son's penis ?

Mike Glennon is out ? So who replaces him ?

Bucs were so close last year.... ATL got lucky so many times, while TB got the short end of the stick.

>holy cow Becky Hammon's voice is deeeeep.

Peyton Manning
Eli Manning
Mark Sanchez
>Joe Flaccid
>Plummer

and that's it... for now anyway.

>Vikings are my super bowl pick

Wrong again, Phil Simms

Fucking Woodhead

Reeeeeeeeeeeeee

Look at it this way: the Chargers could draft an RB to take his place -- like McNichols.

I'll miss him.

Packers are fucked on defense. What a shitty GM and don't bet he'll nail anything good for the dline.

You want a muh speedy wr 2nd overall?
Dumb
He's a manlet and has small hands
Pass rusher would be much more consistent in Allen or Garret 99.9% it will be Allen if browns don't brown

Sucks 2bh
Only bonus of letting him go was his age

But fuck, he was fun to watch when healthy

>Will win NFC jest division
Are the Tardinals and Seahawks just going to all drop dead? I'll give you the Rams.

Closest info I have found is quoting maybe 5.25 mil a year which isn't bad for jucszyc (fuck spelling that name)
>25
>Athletic
>Smart
>White
>Fits the system
Fbs can be important to the running and passing game. Just because they don't put up stats doesn't mean they don't have value.

You may only reply to this post if your team signed Kenny Stills this offseason.

>Not so fast, Eagles

Yeah, but he was getting up there in age and injuries.

Loved watching him play.

No, this is a straight up brainlet move. Even the top line fullbacks shouldn't warrant more than 2 million per year, this is some serious overkill.

Is Matt Ryan the biggest playoff choker in NFL history?

The 2nd pick will be flipped in the deal for cousins. I don't care if Ross is a manlet
>Once in a gen athlete
>Runs a pro ready route tree
>I'd like to see shercunt put hands on him while he's eating his dust.
You put too much faith in the tardinals. Xecucks are legit threat but I feel they can implode. I don't mean that they will as a sure thing. I just don't think they are bullet proof anymore.

he doesn't want to accept responsibility for choking away a playoff spot in week 17

well he doesn't have any problem drafting high on defensive lineman. but yea they suck more often than not

Whatever dude. You're talking to someone who loves fbs and offenses that use them so I'll admit I'm biased. I really don't think it's a crippling move either way. Literally have 90 mil in cap space.

Easily. Any other QB would have been able to get enough yards and time off the clock to keep the ball from Blount and Brady

kek loving this 9ers hype. Enjoy finishing 3rd-4th in the division this year

Literally yes

Friendly reminder he put up 0 (ZERO) points of offence against the Giants in 2011 despite having Michael Turner, Julio Jones, Roddy White and Tony Gonzalez

Feels good. If Dak hadn't stepped up we were going to be this fucked through 2019 at least.

Now we can bite the bullet this season and be free and clear for 2018 and beyond

>paying what will be probably be big money for an old DT

sure why not, not like that didn't work or anything

>any

That's a stretched
There are some real shitters in the league

No way we don't at least best the shards and the rasm. Shards are going to be all on Walker's by week 3 and the worst nanner team in 40 years still beat the rasm twice last year. The west is low key one of the worst divisions in the NFL still living off of 2013s hype.

>add 100 a month to car payment
>knock two years off the back of the note

>/nfl/ ABCs scream SUCKER

Patriots

>falcons, colts, and jets all interested in Perry

literally negative 75% chance of keeping him now

w2g puckers

>every off-season since Sup Forums was created and then brought back

>PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK ADDING ROMO TO THEIR TEAM MAKES THEM A CONTENDER

Nicest guy in the NFL apparently if that matters.

The 49ers are going to go 6-10 next season.

And that's fine. That's on track with the rebuild.

We're two seasons away from contention so while the free agent moves will probably make the team better, don't expect it to result in the playoffs.

Best case scenario for the 49ers is an 8-8 season.

>it's not an iggles free agency until they overpay for a below average cornerback
hopefully howie won't fall for the fa cb meme this year, r-right guys?

Cook is probably next, but hey we'll probably resign Bust'a Jones to a new, multi-year deal.

Skins front office appears to be complete poison

The new jersey almost ready for wear. The XLVI patch has to be sewn on and it get washed, but this is what it will look like.

They could tag him?

I talked shit last offseason about them giving Perry a deal instead of Heyward but he stepped it up in 2016

>A 9-7 record can win this division
Screen cap this.

Kyle Shanahan is the one who wanted to draft him, Dan Snyder hates him because he was all in on RG3 and Scot McCloughan is getting fired because he wanted to give Cousins a contract last offseason.

you could've gone old school and got the leather jacket and have all the patches put on it.

nvm forgot the tag deadline passed

Comp picks are still good lad

Wtf is wrong with Dan Snyder???

Are you retarded? The front office never wanted him. They wanted rg3. The shannahans didn't want rg3 and they had to beg just to get Kirk as their backup. Now he wants to play for the only man NFL who believes in him.

He's a petty asshole.