How the hell do i get bed bugs out this house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!??!?

how the hell do i get bed bugs out this house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!??!?

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Gotta call the pros in. They will heat up your house to some ungodly temperature to kill them off.

Burn down your house.
Pros: No more bed bugs
Cons: Your house is gone.

You can't, they are basically there to stay unless you are willing to nuke all of your belongings. The only way I was able to get rid of these bastards was moving and basically tossing all my belongings. Also, are you the user that brought in the bedbug infested couch to their home and posted about it a while back?

is that the only way im scraping the bottoms of the internet for gold here lol

you'll never get rid of them without professional heat treatment,

Burn the house down... it's the only way

Have you considered not living in a third world shithole?

and maybe there was a couple other post ive seen with same problem but yes i moved after last post i boomed sprayed bagged all my shit and washed and dryed all my shit and behold the fuckers are coming back

Google "bed bug trap" scroll down to the homemade instructions......worked for me

>The bugs came back the very next day
>Oh the bugs came back thought they was a goner
>But the bugs came back they couldn't stay away
>Don't you know the bugs came back

Dont do anything yourself, faggot! You'll just make them more resistent to whatever you are spraying them with. Call the pros, they kill them without using toxic ... and for fucks sake use your brain to avoid them in the future

Have you tried asking them to leave?

I hate them so much better when she's die on their knees
'Cause when theys in my face that's when I'm starting to see
That all my friends are laughing thinking that i am scum
Well they're so fucking stupid that they are singing along

i actually left my apartment for 2 months and came back and they were gone.

no food = ded

It takes a lot longer for them to starve from what I've read. They likely just left looking for someone else to annoy (gone either way though).

Take off all of your clothes, leave your house, go through a decontamination shower and walk off into the sunset. It's the only way.

That was a good thread.

No. Just dormant. They can lI've longer than a year without feeding..
They're coming back..

Did they leave a note?

You're fucked. You'll need to get a heat treatment. Expect to spend $2,000, at the bare minimum. Could easily get to be $5,000.

OK first clean everything take all cloth to a laundromat wash and dry hi heat on hi heat get calking seal all cracks then get a valcume cleaner a good light and a stiff brush check and clean all edges of the mattresses the like little cracks and folds then get roll plastic seal all mattresses and box springs with this and tape now make bed with uninfected bedding from the drier everything cloth stays in closed plastic bags when you get in bed you are fresh from a shower no cloth all cloth dose not touch walls or ground your bed is isolated remember to tape off the ceiling above the beds so they cant get above they will drop on you now after all that now is time for war every day clean everything that is been out of closed plastic bags change bedding every day strait off bed into plastic in washer dryer then back in plastic and get yourself some of this stuff store.doyourownpestcontrol.com/drione-dust

OP, I never post anything on Sup Forums because I hate you all, but I hate bed bugs even more.

The thing that worked for me is something called "Diatomaceous Earth" - You can google it if you don't believe me. It's pet friendly and it kills the fuck out of bed bugs.

Pour it all over wherever they're coming from (I had some in my closet as well as my bed) and just let it sit for a week or so.

Also, snipe them with alcohol.

You need to say "Night, night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite" before sleeping every night or they'll get you.

Basic fucking shit, mate.

Call the gov branch that controls your public housing and file a complaint, they'll probably fix your shi for free

dont listen to the all natural people

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get kit #3, its all the same stuff the pest control company uses

follow the directions perfectly


i work in apartment maintainance


your welcome

The only way my friend managed to get rid of them was to drag her bed into the garden and burn it.

you'll also need a chemical sprayer but thats 10 bucks at home depot

Bomb the shit out of your house often. Get the chemical spray and spray everything. Buy a new mattress. Throw some clothes away.

you can also call in the pros, its expensive but if you prep well they do the job. expect 500-1500 and make sure they guarantee at least 2-3 visits and will reservice if theres new activity within about a month of the last treatment

thanks m8s i love you guys im probably going to do a mix of everything bomb spary and the heat treat the fuck out of this fucking place

ive successfully gotten rid of a bad infestation

buy washable bedbug-proof mattress covers
buy bed bug spray (any major brand like ortho)
bomb the bottom of the boxspring cover and seams and the legs of your bed and your wall baseboards with a whole can of spray
at the end of 1 week launder the covers on hot and dry in the dryer on hot
repeat once a week
in about six weeks they should be gone

did this two years ago and haven't seen them since

don't worry about steam cleaning, heat treatments, diatomaceous earth, all that shit. just do this. you don't have to throw away your furniture etc. you'll be fine.

Without food they go into hiding they can go A Year Without a blood meal but once you return they slowly start coming back a professional heat treatment is the best way and make sure to change your mattress and all your bedding that's expensive another good option is to have a very good chemical treatment it's a little bit cheaper

Vacuum all your furniture and bedding, wash all your clothes and linens in hot as fuck water, Lysol the shit out of every nook and cranny of your belongings, vacuum more, shampoo rug, Lysol more.

>Move your bed away from the wall
>Use rubbing alcohol in a spray bottle and use it on your furniture, especially anything with fabric, including your mattress and corners of your bed
>Plastic sheet over the frame of your bed so bugs can't climb up. imgur link: /CVqDDvK.jpg
>Go to Home Depot and buy a bag of Diatomaceous earth and create a barrier near the entrances of closets, behind furniture, etc.
>Make Bed Bug traps and continually refresh them for weeks or months until no more come out.
>Any clothes you don't wear regularly, throw em in a trash bag and leave out in the heat, this will kill any hiding inside and generally starve them out. Keep em in there as long as you can.
>For clothes you do wear, high temp. wash, high temp. dry and keep them hanging and pull the drawer away from the wall, clean it with rubbing alcohol and create a Diatomaceous Earth barrier all around it so any bed bug trying to get in or out gets shredded and dies.
>Make sure you go to sleep naked after checking your body. The plastic sheet will keep them off of you. You can also create D. Earth barriers around your bed's legs or around your bed as a whole.

This whole process will cost you a bit of money, but nowhere near as much as hiring professionals to heat your house or do their bullshit. And depending on your infestation, it can be anywhere form a few weeks, to a year. Just make sure you can sustain buying yeast, sugar and generally do some cleaning with rubbing alcohol around your house. Stay out as much as you can, so the bed bugs will be solely drawn to the traps and get caught.

Good luck man

Diatomaceous earth but be careful because that shit is like asbestos with something like a.co/4f6TYWy

ok op, if they are just on your matress wrap your matress in tinfoil, other wise your fucked and have to tear your carpet and any fibers or material in your house up, then wrap your shit in tin foil. Leave the shit out for like a week in the summer time, or you could go full commerical and let some bug guys heat your house up to like 500 fucking degrees. If you got money pay out the ass, peppermint oil is a good remedy for them dont put it on yourself it can cause burning if you dont mix it with coconut oil.

Chemical treatment doesn't do shit to bedbugs anymore. They've evolved an immunity over the decades.

If you have the money;
>turn on the heater and get it cooking inside.
>wait for the eggs hatch after 2-3 days
>return to home and turn the AC as low as it can go (50-55 degrees American)
>once they die due to lack of warmth in house,
>take apart bed or mattress or whatever they were living in.
>clean it
>clean your whole house because usually only dirty hairy people get bed bugs
>if that doesn't work
>sell house

>get industrial heater
>place in room
>turn it on about 70°C or 160 Fahrenheit
>let it run for an hour

bed bugs should be dead now. repeat in every room

well i lived there for 9 more months and never had another issue

It's super hard to fight bed bugs, but your best options will always be D. Earth because they cut up their bodies and dry them out, so making barriers of it wherever they may cross is the best, and just keeping them away from you, i.e. the plastic sheet.

not just third world shitholes lad

even the best hotels need to bring in experts regularly to check for these things

heat treat starts at 1500 to 2000 just to warn you

Don't listen to this, bed bugs can survive just fine in cold temperatures and generally go dormant.

not true, you just need a mixture of chemicals and powders

also correct application is important, most people half ass the job and go 'durr it dont work'

That's a miracle.
God bless you, user.

I survived bed bugs in my apartment. Honestly, you'll just have to look up every idea you can, buy as much cleaning products as you can afford, do an hour-long cleaning session every morning and night for as long as it takes. Don't let them win. You got this.

I had them, I went Dexter on my house and then went on vacation, landlord sprayed and killed them all, I now live in permanent Diatomaceous earth

>Diatomaceous earth

I used that shit too, lol.

facts

had them before .. A couple of friends houses had them .. got bit up in japan last year at a hotel .. get a pro to come spray the house .. the fucking suck a devils dick and can burn in the deepest hell ...

Easy there, Castiel.

"So long and thanks for all the blood."

lol more like some bed bug mattress covers
trash bag all cloths and blankets and wash them
a few cans of spray that kill them and their eggs


took about $100 to deal with

assuming you have not been living with them for a long time, then your fucked

>Diatomaceous Earth
That shit dont work. My house looks like a cocaine hurricane blew through, Ive spread that shit literally everywhere and it aint doing shit

they always have answers

seconded

All these fuckers that are from or visit 3rd world countries are responsible for this. Bed bugs were nearly entirely eliminated in the US 10 years ago until they started getting cucked and allowing every immigrant in.

good times also had to do the same as 745767505
to get rid of them

burn down your house and make it look like accident for insurance monies OP
its the only way to come out profitable

Brought some home from an Atlantic City casino one time. I'd never wish them on anyone. Dealt with them for probably a good 3-4 months. I was able to eventually get rid of them, but not before almost suffocating myself with Raid bed bug spray. Luckily they were confined to one bedroom, but that was bad enough. Go buy a bunch of the big purple cans of raid, read the instructions, and go nuts. If you're diligent and spray at least twice daily and be sure to cover every imaginable surface then you've got a good chance of eliminating them after some time.

Wash everything exposed and clothing. Then Hot dry it.

Then spray furniture with sandle wood oil.
Theres also sprays you can buy in general.

if all else fails you can bomb the house.

Has anyone ever sent a package laced with bed bugs to get back at them?

this is the cruelest thing i think i have ever heard
>If you liked glitter bombing a poor son of a bitch
>then you are gonna LOVE this!!!!
>the bed bug bomb

There was a guy in Maine who dumped a cup of them in a government building. His old landlord had an issue. He moved, but the old landlord told the new one and the dude was gonna be homeless. The city didn't help. So fuck everyone!

This, I am a Hazmat operator and I handle this shit all the time. I have issues with Wasps, Dragonflies, and Rabbits. Ticks, flees and bed bugs are not problems. If you really want to get meta, look up some anti-parasitic medication. It will fuck you up for a few months (and may fuck up your grandkids if you are a woman, jury still out on that), but anything that nibbles on you dies. Then you make yourself the only food around and they will suffer a very quick case of the death.

call a professional
seriously
you will never get rid of them yourself with storebought pesticides
it takes multiple treatments over at least the span of a month and a half to really get rid of them, and even then it takes experience and a keen eye to know what to look for when inspecting for activity, treating problem areas, and retreating persisting populations.
not something your average homeowner has the time or knowledge to confront on their own

t. exterminator with 6 years of experience

Social worker in a tenant's rights association here. I see lots of people with bedbug problems.

Here's my advice.

>Put all your clothes in the dryer at top temperature, then put them in plastic bags, sealed.
>Anything that doesn't go in the dryer can be put in the freezer at -28°celcius.
>Pass the vacuum cleaner everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
>Buy yourself a hot steam machine, it can cost between 50 and a few hundred dollars. Hot steam on all furniture.
>Buy yourself a bedbug-proof mattress cover. They usually have some at Walmart's
>Have a professional exterminator treat everything, every room, every furniture, mattress, couch, every square inch of the floors.
>If you live in an appartment building or condominium, make sure your neighbors get treated too.
>Have him come back a 2nd and a 3rd time.
>Do not open the plastic bags containing your clothes until you are sure there are no more bedbugs.

Call a professional as soon as possible. Get ahead of the infection as much as you can since the less bedbugs there are the less that have to be killed. Call an exterminator ASAP before the situation starts to get uncontrollable.

Here's the shit Ive tried

Ortho home defense spray
Bayer bed bug and flea spray
Harris Bed bug killer spray
Off insect repellent (various flavors)
Hot Shot bed bug and flea spray
Harris bed bug killer diatomaceous earth

Not one has worked.

Underrated comment.

Gargle with bleach, just to be sure.