Has anyone ever walked in on a girl while she was taking a dump (accidentally or on purpose?)

Has anyone ever walked in on a girl while she was taking a dump (accidentally or on purpose?)

yes only recently actually
it was at a festival
20 dixies lined up
go there for a morning shit
hangover af
pick the one right in the middle
not locked
open up
oh occucpied
look her in the face
cant help but look down
nothing much to see
she looks at me feeling sorry
close the door gently
she said nothing
there was a slight sexual tension
its just nasty to introduce yourself when she is taking a shit

should've knocked and asked her number tho

yes. smells bad man. current gf doesnt give a fuck and shits with the door open. makes me miss the exes i had that would only shit in secrecy

That's fucking disgusting. Does she have any concept of what it means to be feminine?

Good luck user. I have tried to kick start more conversations about girl poop. But the trap loving homos round these parts would rather FAP to fake girls with 5 5oclok shadow,

One time gf described markings on toilet after she shit. Apparently she left serious skids on commode. I got all the deets . Shit wuz cash my dear sir.

I saw a girl take a shit behind a car at a football game. We were tailgating and she drunkenly wandered over to a minivan and squatted down behind it. We were walking into the game and as we passed the van there was a watery, sloppy shit sprayed all over the lower door/wheel well of the van. I almost vomited right there.

Who accidentally takes a dump?

don't you know the times when you go to the toilet to take a piss and your anus calls you?

not at all man. burps, farts, etc. its like hanging with one of my friends except we fuck

Haha. I do this. My ex-bf didn't really mind that much. He would still go on about his business (brush teeth or what not) unless it was particularly smelly one where even I gag a little. But then again he does the same and I don't mind one bit either. I guess hes still a bit bigger wuss than I'm. smh.

ah nasty if its liquid it soaks their vag

Participate!!!!!!!
FOR married guys or dudes with live-in gf s. Ever walk in bathroom after she shits??? This is a safe place to share details of odor or markings on bowl

My ex had a big drinking problem. Living with her was challenging because of that. One of the many things she'd forget to do when she drank was flush the toilet. I walked into our bathroom several times only to be greeted by a huge turd in the bowl. She was petite, but most of the time these logs were fucking spanners (spanned from one end of the bowl to the other). She also wet the bed several times while we were together. Women can be fucking disgusting.

Not gonna lie. I'm fucking diamonds.

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Gf took an oyster stew once while I was brushing teeth. Right in front of me. Looked over ass she wiped. Seeds. Oh the humanity.

women can be fucking disgusting indeed.

the only people that idealizew women are the ones that have never been with them. after living with women for an extended period, they are some disgusting creatures indeed.

Wait how. Huh?

My wife s hits with door open. Noticed her staring at paper after wipe. Wtf.

I have a raging hard on right now. It's actually affecting my blood pressure. Continue.

Always smelling the crotch of their underwear when they take them off or have them down to shit or piss. Watch a female when she comes back from using the restroom, she'll put her fingers up near her nose.

I'm a bit of a pervert. I haven't done it in awhile, but I like to hide cameras in the bathrooM.

I have filmed 2 of my friends, and 2 friends of my ex GFs mother taking shits. I always would get off to their facial expressions. Kinda fucked up, but it always makes for a solid fap.

>Women can be fucking disgusting.
I was friends with a girl in college and we used to study together, oftentimes in her dorm which was separated from another dorm room by a common bathroom. This bathroom.......holy fuck. Period blood on the fucking toilet seat. Used tampons on the floor. Period blood AND shit on the bowl. It was so bad I stopped going over to her place to study.

God, the smell of dirty pussy will almost make you vomit involuntarily.

Sounds rad, but I don't have any friends

One girlfriend sat on commode backwards so I can watch the mud rocket launch. After it slid into water I got a rager watching her gaping b hole close up.

>Noticed her staring at paper after wipe.
Maybe she's divining her poo? Kinda like reading tea leaves?

Had that before. sounds good at first but gets old real quick.

Also, these fags that think a female asshole is something special. WTF is up with that? Ass is ass, hers don't smell any different than yours lol.

The worst is when you go down on a girl that has one in the chamber. There's nothing worse than getting a nose and mouthful of her pre-dump stench.

My guess is they're either pre-teens or virgins that have never actually lived with a woman before.

let me begin by saying my wife shits with the door open. she has ocd and wipes her ass for what seems like an eternity after pooping. when she thinks she might be done wiping, she licks the toilet paper( this is because she is a super taster who can taste poop in even the smallest quantities) and if she tastes poop, then she feels her big ass still has too much shit on it.

How the fuck do you tolerate this? Why would anyone want to shit with the door open? Have any of you ever given them an ultimatum on this? That would be a total deal breaker for me. Close the fucking door, it's what civilized people do.

Not gonna lie. I sneak in bathroom after gf takes a shit and huff odor while fapping. Did this yesterday. Marinated in her personal aroma whileccpulling my dink. Shit was cash.

gurlz are hot. And knowing that privately they go into the bathroom and shit hideous, solid, semi solid and liquid sewage, that varies in color from various browns, greens and black does not deter me in anyway from wanting to sniff their stink pipes . In fact in only further intensifies my wanting to huff their filthy poo pipes.

>whileccpulling my dink

>she licks the toilet paper
No fucking way. Pics?

My ex once ran out of paper and stood up to get some out of bathroom closet while I was in there. Heard and saw a turd fall from ass on to cold floor. Me = diamonds.

If they want to shit out in the open, they can always wear one of these.......

i hope this is true

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Gf sniffs paper. W tf. Also she once told me she flicks the bean when she pushes the turd over the hump.

Wife never flushes. Gross. I hater her gross fat shit ass. Always go in to pics and see her hideous mud monkey soaking in its own broth. Filth!!!

Femanon here. Like shitting for some reason. I close the door and run the shower though. I have touched myself during an especially satisfying bowel movement.

Vids.

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No. It's never happened to anyone. Also, www.reddit.com/r/realscatgirls. Also also. you are welcome.

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I am married and my wife and I are open about our bathroom habits, but she is pretty private about pooping, even though she will tell me openly when she has to go. I don't get off on invading her privacy or smelling the odor of her shit. I do think that it's cool that she's unpretentious about taking a dump. I had an ex who would never shit around me, and I think women like that are the worst.

Interesting. What is it about shitting that turns you on? Is it the physical sensation or is there a mental aspect to it?

My current gf pretends it never even happens, which I simultaneously appreciate/resent. On one hand, I find it classy. On the other hand, I feel she thinks hiding her shitting makes her think she's somehow superior to other women and therefore beyond reproach. I say this because she always trashes girls like your wife who aren't shy about it. I'll catch her one day and then we'll see whose beyond reproach........

Femanon again. Pooping feels good. So I diddle a bit.

Any real scat stories here.

>this thread

I was 6-7yo my neighbor and me was playing behind an abandoned building and suddenly she needed to poop. She squatted in front of me and I watched her doing her business. It didn't took long, maybe 30s. She dropped a turd right on the ground, and she immediately got up, she didn't wipe and we returned playing together.

Some days latter she needed to pee but she wouldn't let me watch anymore, I don't know if she realized I was watching the first time.

I hooked up with a girl in college who had Crohn's disease. She never told me she had that specific illness, but sometimes we'd be alone together and she'd make me go home because she "wasn't feeling good." I thought that was odd because it would come out of nowhere, sometimes even after we had spent a great night together.

Anyway, fast forward a month later and we're fucking regularly. She was very cute. Adorable face (she had tiny freckles around her nose which I loved), nice tits and an 8/10 body.

So, one night we're fucking. The lights are out. She's riding me and all is going well until I suddenly feel something warm and soft drop onto my balls. I thought maybe it was her squirting or something, but then the smell hit. It was one of the rawest, most awful stenches I'd ever smelled in my life. She immediately stopped, rolled off my cock and ran to the bathroom. I turned on the lights and was greeted by the sight of my dick covered in shit, and perched atop my ball sack was a turd. I started dry heaving immediately, sat up and ran to the kitchen (single bedroom/bath apartment) to clean the shit off my dick and balls.

Continue?

>Continue?
please, do.

CONTINUE MOTHER FUCKER FOR GOD'S SAKE CONTINUE.

>69777
>your anus calls you
Best user
2 (You)'s for you

Chrones disease story. Mu st........hear.....rest....of story....

Any pics of chrones gurl????

Ok, but it's not really a feel good story.

I cleaned myself off by nuking my junk with a combo of Clorox wipes, dish soap and hot water. After my dick was clean (and probably luminescent) I went back to my room to deal with the sheets, which had her turd resting on them. I thought about how I was going to dispose of the turd. I couldn't flush it (she was in the bathroom), I wasn't going to put it in the trash (no need to stink up the rest of my place) but I couldn't just leave it there. I thought about grabbing it with a paper towel and carrying it to the building's trash chute, but good forbid I run into someone in the hallway holding a turd in my hand. In a moment of panic, I took the sheets, balled them up (with turd inside) and threw them out my window.

That's when I heard her crying. It was an awful sound. It was the kind of crying I've only heard once before (a funeral for a family friend's kid that choked to death in his crib).

I knocked and asked if she was ok and she didn't even respond. She just kept sobbing. I asked if she needed anything and again she just continued to cry.

I started playing Gran Turismo 4, not knowing what to do or think. I was farming the oval course for credits when she finally came out. Her eyes were fucking bloodshot and the first thing she said was "I'm so, so, SO sorry......."

I turned off the TV (but left the PS2 on bc I didn't have time to save my game). She sat on the bed (don't think she noticed the sheets were gone) and told me about her condition.

Continue?

Had a gf get sick camping. Shit herself. Me= rock fuckiing hard.

You sir, must continue. This story is epic.

Sure. I hope you were nice to her

Checking for worms/blood

Greatest internet story ever told.

femanon here,

if the 777777 get is in this thread I'll post a timestamped gif of me shitting in my panties

By vomit you mean jerk off right?

man this is for my boi colin

im just a filthy nigger and you white boys are jelly

Thread.......must...........make...........777777.

fucking cucks

Chronic story please.

FOR THE THREAD

Let a stripper shit in my hand once. Shit wuz cash. Awkward after though. Go bout dah?

Chrones ending?????

time stamped tits or gtfo

epic get or stfu

I need to know the ending (I hope the story ends well)

it's a fake story

he says he balled up the sheets and threw them out the fucking window? cmon

She proceeded to tell me about how awful her childhood had been and how bad school sucked for her. She was seeing a therapist every week since she had been in 3rd grade.

As she went on I realized the torture that her life must have been. She was attractive and yet she was scared to death to do all the things people wanted an attractive girl to do (cheerleading, going to pool parties, etc.) because she could end up crapping herself in front of everyone. Joining a sorority was a big deal for her because it was her way of proving to herself she could have a social life and overcome her fear of humiliating herself.

Anyway, we talked all night. I got the impression that even though she had a therapist, this was the first time she had been able to confide in a "regular" person about her life. She eventually passed out as I held her in my arms. As she slept, nuzzled into my chest, I actually felt a really powerful connection to her. Hearing her talk about her life as candidly as she did made me feel a tenderness towards her that I hadn't felt with any other girl I had dated up to that point.

The next morning was weird, though. We were supposed to go to the beach but she told me she was going to go home instead. I figured it was because she was still embarrassed and didn't think much of it. She left and I poured a bowl of Captain Crunch and resumed my GT4 credit farming.

Later that night, I tried calling to check in on her but she never answered. The next day was the same story. Finally I drove to her place and tried to see her, but she either wasn't home or wouldn't come to the door.

I kept trying to call/text her and finally a few days later she responded via text. I still remember verbatim what it said. "I can't see you anymore. You aren't my boyfriend anymore and don't text or call me again. Also please don't come by my place looking for me. I'm sorry but it's over user."

some good stories in here

there are people who buy shit in bags from prostitutes and smear it on their toast. i wonder if it becomes less special if you don't have a significant other with whose shit/shit habits you can bond over their shit with

lol what a bitch, now i'm glad that she has a life ruining illness

same fag, cant even be a good trap.

I feel sad for you user. Hope you've found someone else

>be 18, going to Jr college in hometown.
>Chilling with GF at my friend's house
>He says it's cool if I use his room if I want (his parents were out of town)
>Had been trying to talk my GF into anal for weeks (homeschooled virgin b4 me)
>We decide this is the time... Go balls deep, loving it
>See she is in intense pain so I hurry to finish
>Upon pulling out a literal piece of shit falls on the floor and I have a fucking gremlin on the head of my dick
>Shit is fucking green as hell, room starting to stink
>Accidentally step in the poo that fell, rubbing it into the carpet.
>Not even thinking grab his towel from the bathroom to wipe the shit from my dick
>We clean up, wash off, I hang his towel back up(dark Forrest green, nothing showed up)
>Drag some article of clothing over the stomped in floor shit

Be days later see my friend again first time since that night and he is all "damn man was your GF on her period or something? My room smelled sour as hell the other night"

>"Ya man totally, you totally called me out there"

10/10 would do again

what a bitch, even after you were nice.

I traded one with someone once and it ended up posted on a bunch of porn sites. It's still out there and not that hard to find.

I don't think my friend would be happy to know 40,000 people have seen her pooping.

did you ever cum Clean to him?

Fuck no, I know he had to have used that towel after that. Much easier just to never bring it up again

I was pretty crushed and for a few weeks after I was in rough shape. I really cared about her and wanted to keep seeing her. I really don't know why but looking back it was probably because she was the first girl that opened up to me. I felt an emotional connection with her that hadn't been there before and just as quickly as it came it was now gone.

This is where things got really weird. A few months later, one of the girls in her sorority started flirting with me. She asked me to be her date to one of their functions (it was at a hotel near my house). Two days before the function she texts me and tells me she doesn't want to go with me anymore. I asked her why and she texted back something really strange, which was "I know what you're about and I'm not down with that." I had no idea what she was talking about. At first I thought she meant I was only trying to get in her pants but I definitely never gave off that vibe. We had only gone on a few dates and I never attempted sex (I was going to the night of her sorority function though).

Long story short, Crohn girlfriend apparently told everyone in her sorority that she dumped me because she found date rape in my bathroom cabinet. I found this out through a girl in another sorority that I was friends with. This really freaked me out, because now I thought it was a campus-wide rumor.

my sister

many times

its disgusting

>Many times

Sounds hot

Should have fought fire with fire. Should have told everyone in her sorority about the poop story you just wrote up.

I've had a girl walk in on me while I was having violent diarrhea does that count?

>be me
>school trip to central America
>loaded up on pills and shots
>it's not bad the first few days
>as soon as we move out of the city and into the houses of host families in the countryside I stop having solid shits
>they can't even be called shits anymore, I am just pissing liquid out of my ass
>everyone is poor and lives on dirt farms
>there are no toilets, only outhouses
>the richest people in the area have a floor in their houses and indoor plumbing
>I am just constantly violently spraying brown water out of my ass for weeks
>I regret not packing paper towels instead of toilet paper
>move back to cities, and then to another rural region
>I guess the water was cleaner there
>I've upgraded to good-old fashioned diarrhea
>now staying in the house of a family of like 7 people
>still no indoor plumbing
>have an outhouse next to the banana trees
>it's an outhouse with two seats, apparently one seat is smaller than the other like so the kids don't fall in and drown in shit when being potty-trained
>I didn't notice a size difference, I just thought people took shits together
>so be spraying diarrhea
>listening to the sounds of howler monkeys and birds
>suddenly footsteps
>suddenly outhouse door swings open
>afaik there was no way of locking it from the inside
>afaik there was no universal "occupied" sign like you leave your hat or something outside
>cute 19 year old daughter
>I'm shitting as I make eye contact
>I mutter "uh, hola, que tal?" which is "hey what's up" in my broken spanish because I don't know how to say HOLY SHIT LADY I'M TAKING A SHIT HERE KNOCK NEXT TIME in spanish
>qt latina with big booty runs off laughing
>don't see her for the rest of my stay there

There was also an incident with me pissing out the window onto the son's favorite sitting rock whose room I was staying in.

no, she's a pig that shits with the door wide fucking open whenever my parents arent home

walked in on her in the bath maybe 4-5 times too, door open, knock, no response, she's just fucking sitting there

makes me want to hurl

It gets worse.

I ended up confronting her about it (over text) and she ignored me until I threatened to sue her (probably not possible but I wanted to scare her enough so she'd respond and possibly explain herself). It worked, and she called me. No sooner than I said "hello" did she go on this long rant about how I was going to leave her anyway and that I'd probably tell everyone about what had happened in bed and her life would be ruined. She said she'd been betrayed before by friends and she wasn't going to let me ruin her life. She sounded like she was having a nervous breakdown. Like, she never paused to take a breath lol. It was just a never ending stream of consciousness rant.

I was at a total loss and didn't know what to say. I was incredibly pissed that she would lie about me like that but hearing her frantic rant made me realize how fucked up she obviously was.

she's hoping for wincest