Help - My German Shepherd is Stuck in my Girlfriend!

Help - My German Shepherd is Stuck in my Girlfriend!

> be me.
> convince girlfriend to take my dog inside of her.
> feel like a boss.
> Now he's stuck.
> parents coming home in 20 minutes.

Quick how do I fix? am I fucked?

Pic with timestamp or this is b8

this. It's bait.
Otherwise just go it with teeth, bind the dogs neck with a leash, the other end goes to the a door.
Then kick the door in with all the force you have, the dog will get pulled out of your GF.
Good Luck pal

yeah my girlfriend isn't exactly gonna let me post her nudes to Sup Forums while a dog is stuck in her cunt.

let's see the knot inside with date and timestamp indeed then we will offer advice

what's yr kik

dogs' dongs have a knot that expands so you cant pull out until they're done, which can be up to a half hour

enjoy

take them both to a cold shower

this.
bind the dogs knot with a leach, then bind it to a door and fling it.

Quit Sup Forums rigth nao

smart ass it won't work... let's see the damage. picture op

Not killing dog. Family likes it too much. Would rather have jail :(... How do I make the knot shrink?

douse the dog with gasoline and set it on fire.

hmm post the damn cunt pls let's see how bad it stuck in there

poke a hole in it with a needle, the dog will not die, but the knot will deflate

This sure as hell would work.
The question is only about the collateral

op, let me see the knot,

Ok. I gave it a try, It just pissed the dog off. It tried to bite me!

kek if true

that's why I need to see the knot inside stupid ass. post it!

how much blood did it loose? it should deflate after 2-3ml are out.

post it, your gf can't stop you as she is tied to a dog.

No way. Girlfriend will kill me before the dog does.

Not much... just a few drops. Should I try again? It's a big dog. I'm kind of scared.

Post the pics not like shes going anywhere

You should begin by licking the doggo's asshole

dude, you are dead meat if parents see you.. so be a man.. let's see hoe bad it is.

I am freaking out so bad! FUCK my parents are coming home so soon. How do people fucking do this without getting caught? My life is FUCKED!

Give it up op, you're the one that's stuck to the doggo

listen, show us what the damage is before we can give you a real advice

Yes you want it to deflate, also tell your girlfriend to holds the dogs mouth shut so it can't bite you.
You will have to do this a few times if it's only a few drops.

ITS BAIT

That sounds kind of hot.... do you think if I make the dog cum somehow, he will retract from my girl?

I wish man, I was gonna go second.

of course it's a bait.. if op doesnt show the poor devil. how can I tell him anything

Only if you rim it properly, and no eye contact

No, dogs stay like this even after they come. YOU ARE FUCKED MATE

1/10 for making me reply.

this bait is bad.

If you stick ur dick in his ass he will retract

What if I penetrate the dog? I can get to it's ass more easily than the dick.

use icyhot on your benus

yo, let me see the dog, i am not joking. if gf wants help, let me see the doggo for real

A dog can't pull out unless it cums

A dog has a lump in its penis it has to cum to pull out

This, so start licking that dogs balls asap man.

I can't make it cum my just fucking it? I don't think it's dick will taste good. It's all sticky.

OP, 1st don't panic. 2nd what's yr kik if you don't want it here 3rd I have to see the real situation

-)

what would that do

Your fucked help the dog hump her faster

Man up doggo dicker, and raise those pups like a real man. Don't be a nigger OP -)

that is silly.. don't listen to stupid suggestions like this

>i dont think dick will taste good

Jesus Christ are you gordon ramsay or some kid who will go to jail if he wont make his dog cum in 15 minutes!

SUCK HIS BALLS MAN!

>this thread

just suck his balls and make him keep fucking

pics or gtfo OP

yah pic or gtfo

You fucked up nigga, you gotta wait for the dog to pull out. Calm him down and wait

Dogs dont do anal man, he'd just shit on your cockhead.

Or worse.. worms in ur urethra..

OP forget the gf, the bitch won't give you to look at her pussy for at least a month, if not forever.. do you want really to help her and at least to mitigate the situation a bit?

Put a plastic bag on the dogs face and have it suffocate until it passes out. It will get better after you let it rest for some time, but you will be able to get it of your gf

if you want to help her let me see the knot

it went in, so itll go out. Pull or w8 for him to calm down
retards

stick your dick in her ass

Put laptop in front of dog and show him dog porn.

He will cum quicker with a stimulant.

op wait for dog to calm down don't try to pull it out

>"oh, shit. My dog is knotted in my girlfriend!"
>"my parents will be coming home soon"
>logs on and posts to Sup Forums

That would make for a fun memory.

>hey honey, remember when me and the dog dp'd you?

the girl? How the fuck would that help?

yo, op doesn't have time - his parents are gonna be home soon

People are encouraging this guy to look up bestiality porn to make his dog jizz in his girlfriend so he won't go to jail. This is unreal.

Fuck that shit!
Douse the girlfriend and set her on fire. Dog will pull out of charred corpse.

Technically not wrong

the bait of the day folks.. simply love it

bro dp with dog the orgasm will be really good

He said his parents would be home in 20 minutes over 30 minutes ago. I think it's over.

Jerk off in front of dog and dildo your ass, if its a straight dog he'll go limp instantly.

there is no timestamp there is no dog, smartypants

Summers over little nigger. Its past your bed time.

School shootings are tomorrow.

You need to make sure you're on time.

It's actually really easy:
>get a stick
>beat the dog until it lets go
This is solution for "animal won't stop" 101.
Works 100% of the time.

I don't think I have time now. My parents are due home nowish.

op, do you want help, or not?

Do you love your GF? Just say you are getting something and GT THE FUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE.
Tell the police you had nothing to do with it.
They will never prove that it was your Idea.
Your GF will go to jail and you will walk

Put sheet over dig and gf and say its a surprise you're working on and they cant see it until tomorrow.

Then at night come back here and we'll come up with a surprise the size of a girl being fucked by a german sheppard.

Small. Penis. Humiliation.

He'll either cum instantly out of shame or go limp.

Shit! They are in the house! Fuuuuuu!

Rip

Don't let them in to see the dog and gf

Rip GG WP, last chance for pic.

op wanted to be a man, let's see how he will fix the situation

op, is all hope lost?

this is either bait thread or OP is a furry faggot with a dog knot in his butthole,

It isnt possible for a human pussy to be stuck for long, they are 10 times more loose and larger than a female dogs and tho they can get temp stuck by a dog knot they can also get it out with a little pushing because the vag is super flexible.

Alright guys. I think I'm ok for now... I told my parents I needed privacy and they didn't come in my room. My mom keeps asking where the dog is though. I can keep up the charade for a bit longer.

so,let's see the knot ...are you gonna deliver?

how is yr gf?

This response just made my fucking day

op is so fake.. there is no dog, there is no gf, let alone parents.. op is his lala land

Plot twist:
The Dog is OP

the dog died

The dog finally pulled out... there was a lot of fluids.

Ok, Minus this panic, this experiment was a success. She was into it. Hopefully she didn't see me posting this shit. Shit got me rock hard. Her shit looks kind of mangled tho. Little blood among the other fluids.

let see.. her pussy

at least pick the dog + time stamp, so we can know that this really happend