Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

Be confused as to why there is a stove in my room.

Quickly ask the naked lady to leave before latina gf chops dick off.

Where did you go OP? Were the girls too much to resist?
>instantly get full boner

Still here? I would also question why there is an amazingly hot nude woman in my room

Grab hardening dick and smack it around so it makes sounds.

Ask her how she got in my room


Also check these quads

>turn 360
>leave the room

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Good laughs

>walked into bedroom
>got boner
>Ana just staring blankly at me for 36 minutes

Unlucky

I turn to my friend whose name is kevin

And say

"GOOD GOD JOE"

Walk out

>these quads
>3660
nowhere close

Competition when?

close eyes and open them again. if she's still there assume she's paranormal and try to talk to it.

Impregnate

Drink the Red Bull

Force her eat an entire bowl of eggs before allowing her to leave.

Provide the m'lady with clothing and sustenance then continue upon my day as normal. Should she desire to inform me as to why she intruded my home sans clothing; I'll listen to her tale and decide from then on.

turn 360 and jizz away

Probably wonder why a Playboy playmate is in my house.

When did my room become a kitchen?

Ana graciously accepts clothing and sustenance.
>Roll an odd number and she will provide you the requested info
>Roll an even number and she will deny your request but require you to perform a favor for her.

Stop smoking this joint 'cause thats the kitchen

OP may have abandoned us, but at least you came to post more user. Bless you

I'll roll for that and I'll do whatever Ana wants if odd

I meant even* what does Ana request?

underrated post

>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with her freakout when she wakes up
>Ask her if she's ok
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs
>Ask if she needs a ride home
>Tell her to take care

Yeah, she's one of my favorites.

I'm new to the OP threads, but she's. Fucking babe for sure. Probably my favorite one he posts

+2 trilby units earned

Wonder why I suddenly turned into white trash living in a motorhome

...

I'm partial to playmates myself. Shame playboy went to shit.

More Ana user?

She reveals she just left her boyfriend and has decided to seek refuge in your quarters.

Why not

Oh Ana cheer up! You deserve better and you know it, you've always known it! A girl like you can get literally any man you want!

God she makes me so hard

Okay but why is she naked?

Same here

Mmm fuck her pussy looks good too. And those tits.. and lips.

Fpbp

She is from the future... and she needs your boots, your clothes and your motorcycle

>Roll a 66 or higher (last two digits only) to escape

Why does your latina gf have a dick? Gahh, anons are always more lucky than I am.

That floor needs vacuuming.

Looking like this, she can have them.

I agree completely. Ana can have whatever she asks for

>walk into room
>sees this
>jump on top of the naked form
>choke them out of consciousness
>grab a chest pimple
>squeeze it until it everything comes out
>prepare to go to the next one
>make sure to slam the head into something hard to make sure they don't wake up to the tremendous pain.
>finish emptying the other one
>write a letter to the person on a good skin tag renoval service
>throw body out away from home wuth the first bits if clothing i could find with the bote stapled to chest
>drink gin and schwepps
>be proud of elevating another freak to the honor of looking more like a man

Despair at the fact that any physical contact we make will send a shudder of disgust through her.

Nah man she'd be up for it, look at her.

God damn more Ana please

Man what I would give for one night with her...

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look for penthouse.

God damn! Just to make sure, you're just an Ana fan and not the OP?

Yeah just an Ana fan. No idea where OP went. Saw a playboy girl and got interested.

Lose my v card.

That's fair. God bless for you posting more Ana for my dick to enjoy

No problem.

So were you the user who was also trying to roleplay Ana earlier in the thread?

Nope. Just a dude posting pics.

Just trying to clarify! So I guess OP was here... whatever. Thanks for the pics man keep it coming!

My pleasure.

God damn she has such an amazing body man. Makes me so hard

That's a trailer, OP.
You live in a fucking trailer.
Stop worrying about the naked girl, and start focusing of how you fucked up your life so bad.

I know right?

What's your favorite body part on her? I love those tits man

I'd have to agree. I like her pussy too, when she shows it.

It looks like she has a tight innie, the best kind of pussy. Wish she would show it off more

OPs post doesn't say anything about it being MY bedroom, which obviously it's not. I'd have to apologize and 360 my way out.

Agreed.

what the fuck is a stove doing in my bedroom?

Got any more pics of that ass? Let's mix it up again because she has a phat ass too!

Of course.

Her tits are fake and her face is meh
You're all tasteless fags

Mmm damn that ass could swallow my dick whole. I want to fuck her ass between the cheeks like a hotdog in the bun

this thread is awesome. so the normal patrycja user isn't here?

...

He was earlier.

Anal rape

He was for like 3 posts and left, no idea where he went.

If you could only fuck her in one position, which do you choose?

I'd have to say doggystyle, her ass is too good to pass up.

I would choose reverse cowgirl I think but it's such a tough choice. I wanna watch that ass bounce though!

Be right back user, might be like 10 min. Would love to keep talking about this babe though!

am i the only one jerking off?

Hell no! Ana has me in heaven stroking my dick

her butt is nice but it's not patrycja or hope tier tbh. even holly's is better imo

Fuck that is an amazing ass
I would actually choose a titjob/blowjob

No I am for sure

Imagine those lips wrapped around your cock man...

I think she has a better butt than hope and holly, but not patrycja.

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hope's butt is so divinely plump. at least we can agree that patrycja's is the best tho.
god ana's tits are incredible. i don't fucking care if they're all silicon

That fucking body man.. fuck I would do anything for a night with her

Same here...I'd fuck her all night long

Hopes ass is fantastic, but really shines when she's laying down prone bone. Ana's ass looks perfectly plump from every angle

so are we competing? you guys got any more of OP's women?

Bust her chin with a crowbar and make her a cup of tea