Roast me Sup Forums

roast me Sup Forums

Your stupid looking grin makes you look stupid.

You have a hideous human.

What kind of monster brings a puppy to a game store?

Nigga be looking like peewee Herman

You look like an ok boy at best. I would fuck your owners ass /10 tho

Shit, if no one wants her then Id gladly dick her down, I bet she's adorable when she's cum drunk.

I can't

>roast me Sup Forums

She resembles a troll. WTF are you boys blind or what?

ur literally adorable stfu

You're kinda ugly tbh, but if you're hanging out at a game shop you're probably pretty cool.

kek

I would fuck you but only if you had a dick

that's a cute dog
>what is she holding?

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Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice

Mrs. Bean?

You are.
Today.
Yesterday.
You were.
You may be.
Tomorrow.
But always you.
You.
Count.

The only way I could truly roast you is if I met you in person and gave you a roasted espresso bean venti.

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new ice age movie's looking good

Oh look another attention whoring cunt

If there was a movie about your life, and watching Norm of the North, I would much rather watch Norm of the North.

Her eyes are so far apart you could legit do a swap with the dog and you'd barely be able to tell.