>be me
>14, betafag
>go to 'mixed' school
>mixed school just means that there are tards amongst us with the spicks and nignogs
>tards are relatively batshit due to the miraculous tard wranglers not doing their fucking job
>have lunch with most of the tards
>lunch is when the tards are let free due to the tard wranglers giving not a single fuck
>meet tard named nathan, who sat at my table with my other betafag friends
>not sure if nathan can even be considered a tard, more of an advanced intelligent autist
>nathan is also a betafag, can keep up a conversation
>has slight speech impediment and is kind of slow when he is responding to a comment but nonetheless seems pretty normal
>the most calm tard there
>he was always in a state of not giving one fuck
>one day, at lunch, nathan is sitting with us playing his nintendo 3ds
>animalcrossing.pdf
>the dude digs that shit
>absolutely up to his neck in animal crossing pussy, has the best looking town i've seen
>suddenly, another tard approaches behind nathan
>"HAE NAPHAN"
>nathan doesn't respond, too busy fishing
>other tard gets a furious look on his face
>"HAE NAPHAN"
>not a fuck given
>tard snatches nathan's ds
>nathan flinches and slowly turns to face the tard
>nathan makes an autistic sounding grunt, first actual response he's given to anything really
>"give it back"
>tard looks absolutely furious now, red in the face and fuming
>tard smashes ds against the ground
>obliterated.jpg
>nathan, stands up, in his full five foot one glory
>forgot to mention that he was kind of short, and from a faggots point of view, a solid 6/10
>nathan is shaking
>nothing but rage
>nathan reels back his arm and slams the tard in the jaw with the autistic strength of a horse
>tard falls backwards after stumbling back a little
>KO
>teacher comes running over as nathan gathers the broken device and sits back down, only to get on his phone and go back not to giving a fuck
>tard wranglers take him away with no fight
>not the last of him
Be me
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please more my dude
Little upset you didn't put a webm of smash bros with animal crossing but good story op
Lurking...
Lurking
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Stale repeat shit.
Here is my shit story from last week
>be me
>at doctors office
>open door to waiting room
>'UUUUUNNNNNNNNGGGGHH'
>'UUUUUUHHHHHNN! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGNNNN'!
>~12 year old tard is losing its grasp on reality and making loud honking/grunting noises
>tard wrangler sitting next to it does not care, probably blocks the noise out from hearing it all the time
>'UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNGGG!!'
>another patient looks up at tard, startled by an even louder noise of horror
>tard wrangler tells her to not look at the tard as the tard 'uungs' for attention, as it has no other vocabulary
>go outside to see if i somehow wandered into a vet clinic
Neil ripoff.
Nice pasta op
f5 f5 f5
more?
>be me, two months after nathan had clocked that kid
>fullblown unironic faggot crush on nathan due to his will not to give any more fucks than there were good tard wranglers in this school
>turns out nathan was more highstrung than we thought, his nofuckgivenism was a defense mechanism, still gave little fucks, but had the best smile and would bring us shitty drinks he bought from a store near his house
>forgot the name it starts with an f and tasted like cotton candy
>tard despises nathan but nothing more has happened since the incident other than mild harassment that nathan provided no response to it
>nathans unresponsive state fuels the tard rage
>one day, in the tard homeroom, shit hit the fan
>unfortunately wasn't there to witness it
>tard and his tard friends ganged up on nathan and nathan got his shit beat
>feelsbadman.png
>nathan got his nose broken and a bruised rib
>no fucks given again once he returned to school (parents kept him home just to be safe longer than he needed to be)
>nathan legit didn't care that he got his shit beat
>one day, during a mixed gym class that i shared with the tard and his tard friends, a thought came to my fag mind
>revenge for my tardlove
>begin to hatch a plot
>request help from nignog next to me to bring down the tard
>nig provides his assistance
>during basketball match we were put up for the plot comes into play
>the nignog gets behind the tard and makes sure he cannot escape my hatred
>snatch the ball
>fling ball furiously at the tard, smack in the face and taking down his glasses, snapping them in half
>tard releases a screech
>our class ends prematurely and we are lectured about how we are being reckless
>tard has yet to calm down and is hyperventilating and yelling now and then
>pure rage directed at me and nig
>nig and i form an alliance to keep this tard from getting any ideas about bringing either of us down
>go to lunch
>nathan brought me cotton candy drink
>myfagheart.exe
>peace throughout lunch, this time
eh, got too gay
P R E T Y P E N I G G E R
It ends with you sucking some tranny tard dick right? It should.
You are gay OP.
yes, moar!
just gonna continue this
>day after ball toss
>tard is harassing all of us at lunch
>standing at the end of table as i'm trying to pull some faggotry with nathan
>tard grabs friend's tray and flings it at him
>nathan looks at this happen and the corner of his mouth kind of twitches
>i'm already on the verge of losing my shit over this tard
>tard friends come over and start harassing us in turn with alphatard
>nathan just nonchalantly flings his milk at tard
>he misses and it hits another tard sitting down the way
>all hell breaks loose
>full on tard screeching from milk tainted tard
>no fucks given from nathan again
>not from alphatard and his pack of tard friends
>tardgroup immediately starts flinging what food they can at us, tard wranglers and teachers flood in to stop the forming chaos as half of the lunchroom joins in with this chaos
>nathan just tries to leave but gets slammed by one of the tard gang
>he hits the floor but gets back up
>pissed
>i start flinging food but everything ceases when a seperate tard shits herself in the midst of this
>have assembly next day about the tard foodfight
>get told that tards are people too and we shouldn't be harassing them and bullying them like we are
>tards are now given a freepass to essentially destroy us at will, the excuse being it was
>a. provoked
>b. they didn't know better so it's instantly okay (what they basically said)
>nathan didn't show up the next day, overprotective parents most likely kept him home again
>during his lost time nignog and i discuss bullshit during gym and at lunch the tard had to sit at a table with a tard wrangler
>feeling a bit smug
>wouldn't for long
...
Did the nig know you were a fag for a tard?
I really hope this end with you together with him :')
keep going
Hurry up and get to the bit where u suck your tards cock
Hurry up OP
continuation
(also yes it was faygo, the fucking juggalo drink)
>a week has passed
>still feel smug due to tard being forced to sit with wrangler at lunch
>nathan returned but fully returned to nofucksgivenmode
>did not provide with anything at lunch, just sat there quietly
>somethingiswrong.exe
>after lunch nathan retreats to tardroom
>watch him sulk down the hall towards the room after the bell rung
>spend the rest of the day wondering what's up
>text nig friend about this turn of events
>doesn't care
>next day at lunch
>tard smears mashed potatoes on nathan's jacket and nathan is visibly fuming from this turn of events
>nathan spreads the news to us that he's "gonna be doing something 'bout dis soon"
>lolwut
>try to find out what he's doing
>he speaks nothing more
>hope to god he doesn't pull out a glock tomorrow
>next day
>SHIT HIT THE FAN FOR REAL
>today was the day that nathan did something
>during lunch tard approached and nathan was ready
>"hae fffahgs"
>nathan did not hesitate
>full autistic rage released
>the once quiet tard was now shouting and beating the shit out of this tard
>tard shits self while nathan was beating the lights out of him
>it's rancid but nathan does not stop
>teachers and tard wranglers swarm the fight and pull nathan off of the tard
>tard is missing a tooth and is bleeding from his nose, eye already swelling shut and sitting in his own shit
>nathan doesn't show up to school for a week
>tard doesn't show up to school for three days, covered in bruises and puffed up lip
>nig laughs at tard during gym and tard just releases a low screech at nigbro, teacher got pissed at nigbro for doing this
>nigbro sent to office
>allies at a low since my betafag friends do not care much about my tardscapades
>this is problematic
Tards are just items schools use for free labor, i'd always see them taking out the trashes and doing other deeds happily. I put a worm in a retarded kids afro at recess in middle school and it was still there the next day
Seems sorta believable. Try harder next time.
Nigger, I took a massive shit, fucked with my cat, got a drink and set up a new set of wireless headphones in the time it took you to post one thing. Speed it up instead of saying the same thing 3 times
>SHIT HIT THE FAN FOR REAL
>today was the day that nathan did something
>during lunch tard approached and nathan was ready
It's like I'm watching a gay Goku power up a goddamn spirit ball against the tard Friezas With his nigger friend Krillin.
I like reading amateur novels so not a problem for me
This
Don't forget
>gave zero fucks
every other line.
continuation (sorry my writing is shit, not the best at putting things into words, autism kicking in at 1 am)
>nathan returned, just as lax before
>nigbro received in school suspension for laughing at the tard
>tard and his tardfriends lay on the low
>allies still low, betafag friends still do not give a shit about tardscapades
>rest of the year was more docile
>during the summer nigbro moved away, didn't even let me know, didn't even text me, just up and left
>won't respond to texts, rip nigbro
>the only other person who knew i was a fag for a tard was now gone
>when school started again, i was met with a surprise
>nathan shot up during the summer, now five foot eleven at least
>covered in acne
>he dyed his hair red
>he had taken up an affiliation for cryptids, if someone so much as briefly mentioned the word moth he would autistically jump at the opportunity to talk about the mothman
>stated multiple times that the jersey devil was his favorite cryptid
>tard from last year is the same as always, but was more docile now
nothing happened for another year other than a fight i got into with a spick.
>nathan has stayed five foot eleven, i'm now a few inches taller than him, still a betafag
>nathan was moving away with his parents to washington
>feelsbadman.jpg
>at this point i had gotten over the crush i had on him, but i still wanted to be his fagfriend
>nathan gives me his number and a few weeks later he was gone
>we stayed in contact for awhile, but slowly our convos died off
>i think about him sometimes thought i would share
mfw i'm still a faggot and failing at writing out my experience with an intelligent autist
As far as green text stories go, this was alright for a first attempt. Overall, it didn't really end up going anywhere, but it's a tard story I guess. Now save this, edit it to maybe 2 posts, and wait for a tard experience thread. It'll be much better there.
How long ago was this?
Where's your entertaining greentext story, dirtbag?
five years ago
I'll assume that was to my question of how long ago it was. Not some random poster saying how long he has been waiting in this thread. Anyway, why did you suddenly think of this? Did he contact you again, or the nig?
it just came to my mind because i found my old gym jersey, kind of brought up nostalgia and thought i might share it poorly late one night
though i am in contact with the nig again, though it is nothing more than a mere facebook friendship
Tard stories are what I love about Sup Forums.
>back at small elementary school out in the country
>there's a small tard class
>one of the tards was a silent black kid named Elvis who was supposed to be in the 5th grade
>looked like a child Muhammad Ali
>Elvis was incredibly violent and prone to rampages on other students and the surroundings
>he never made a peep even during his onslaughts
>just walked around with a frown of pure hatred on his face
>one day, I walk in to the empty bathroom right before going outside to get picked up by my mom at the end of the day
>school is almost entirely empty because the buses and all left probably 20 or 30 minutes before
>there's shit everywhere
>smeared on everything
>some of the wall mirrors have curse words (mostly "fuck") on them along with some words like "turd" that a kid would think is a swear
>the other mirrors are smashed with blood-covered shards on the floor
>recessed ceiling tiles are torn downn
>light tubes smashed
>toilet cistern covers smashed
>totally stunned by this because I was like 7
>high-tail it out of there before someone comes in and blames me
>bathroom is at the end of a long hallway that makes up one of the wings of the school, right next to exit to the outside
>I look down the other end of the hallway
>it's Elvis
>he's about 55 yards back (I remember because one of the class projects was to measure that exact hallway)
>he's silently staring down the hallway at me with that death glare
>no adults for what felt like miles
>he suddenly breaks out in a full sprint towards me
>OH SHIT OH SHIT
>burst out the exit and make a mad dash towards my mom's car
>jump in to the car just in time to see him within no more than 10 seconds of catching me
>lock doors and watch him beat out on my mom's car with bloody hands
>his cold eyes are fixed on mine as he violently tries to open the door
>CHASES the car as we drive away
Never saw him again after that, thank god. I presume he got sent somewhere for what he did to the bathroom.
y'all wanna hear the story of how/why I hit a cripple girl with her own shoe?
yeah
dude don't even feel bad about it and fuck these hypercritical retarbs.
1 tard thread > 0 tard thread
>>tards are relatively batshit due to the miraculous turd wranglers not doing their fucking job
nigtard, a weapon to surpass metalgear.
>in middle school
>larger teenager, I think at 12/13 I was 6' 0" give or take.
>bullied because I was kinda round
>become anti-bully, played hockey and football outside of school
>get in shit for "bullying" whenever I'd stand up for myself.
>one day, see girl in wheelchair, lets call her Wheels
>getting picked on by two older students because she can't/won't talk.
>I go up to them and floor one with a hard shot to the nose
>other one and I get into a grappling match before teachers separated
cont?
Dude, you already asked if we were interested in hearing your story. Someone said yeah. Don't ask if you should continue either way. Just fucking type the story.
Just go on don't write that 'cont?' Shit
Someone already said you should post the story
What a coincidence
You're walking in the hallways. There's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him.
>Nigtard McDuff
always cont, the alternative is losing another gold greentext story.
I'll hit u with a shoe next if u don't drop the sass, good sir.
anyways, sorry.
>Wheels is only witness, two older students act innocent, I get a 3 day out of school suspension
>return on a monday
>wheels now follows me around the school in her motorized suicide sleigh wheelchair
>nearly runs me and my friends over all fuckin week
>she somehow CAN speak, knows my name in what can only be described as an out of breath whisper
>"user", "user", "user" as i'm diving out of the way of Wheels' Lamborwheely all week
>finally tell wheels if she doesn't stop harassing me I'm going to hit her with her own shoe
>wheels looks disheartened, slowly rolls away
>few days pass, I think school is back to normal
>the friday after I warned her to stop, she must've overclocked that damn scooter because she came fuckin bombing down the hallway
>slams on the breaks and almost torpedoes herself into me
>"user"
>i flip shit, scream at the top of my lungs
>take her running shoe off and slap gun it at her chest
>I think I winded poor old wheels
>of fuckin course my homeroom teacher just happened to witness me gunning her shoe at her like I'm tom brady
>get suspended for 2 weeks and told if I fuck up one more time I'm expelled, despite parents pleading with the principal and other faculty that I had complained to the teachers several times
>ended up getting expelled anyway
>finished middle school in a private school
>745801091
I can greentext why I got expelled if y'all want.
I also have some cool psych ward stories (i was part of the big 90's wave of ADHD/ADD misdiagnoses's and was often hospitalized to be put on new pills)
>motorized suicide sleigh wheelchair
>Wheels' Lamborwheely
>take her running shoe off and slap gun it at her chest
G O L D E N.
whatever you got dude
Are you a functioning illiterate? Already said we want more.
okay some people may not find these entertaining so I don't want to bore you guys goodness gracious.
You? A psych ward? Why, you sound perfectly normal. You know, punching people out for laughing at cripple-chan. Screaming at 110% like an autist because she has a crush on you. Then hitting her with her own unused shoes, really running home the fact that's she's a cripple.
Perfectly normal dude.
Ya u know I never understood why they put her in people clothes, at least dress her and her chair up like a captain and his ship or somethin
Perfectly. Normal. Dude.
Would you believe me if i told you i was drinking that right now?
My fucking sides
>take her running shoe off and slap gun it at her chest
>slap gun
Are you trying to say pistol whip?
>milk tainted tard
anyways, Expulsion story
>towards end of 7th grade
>no one seemed to care I used wheels like a wide receiver
>in science class
>we have a long-term substitute teacher as our incumbent one was on maternity leave
>I forget what we were learning about, probably science or some shit
>get a unit assignment on whatever the fuck it was
>teacher notices I'm daydreaming
>asks me if I can repeat the assignment to her
>"No, I wasn't listening"
>so she repeats it, I wasn't listening again.
>asks me to repeat it back to her
>still can't
>she repeats it one last time, class is starting to buzz with stifled laughter
>sub clearly annoyed
>repeat it back to her but swap a few details to fuck with her
>she slams a book on her desk, and corrects the parts I fucked up
>repeat it back to her but only get her corrections right
>she starts yelling
>class is now all laughing at the exchange
>this back and forth happens for about 10 minutes
>idk i think she was having a bad day cuz she started crying and resigned on the spot
>principal calls parents in and tells them to relocate me next year or I'll get expelled
>mum beyond pissed, stepdad finds situation funny
>went to a private school until 9th year
>still don't know how I didn't get expelled there, either.
Bruh, you understand I was on a cocktail of stimulant medicine that had opposite effects, ritalin would only make me much more hyperactive and unable to focus, plus it had been 2 weeks of patience and tolerating fearing being injured, or having someone else injured.
Idk how "slap" got in that phrase, it was supposed to say shotgun
i wanna know why it was like Tom Brady?
is the the father from Brady Bunch?
Did he beat his kids?
...
Nope, only believe in pics with time stamps
>i was part of the big 90's wave of ADHD/ADD misdiagnoses's
Ayyy are you me, user? Feels like they kinda fucked me for good. Also terrified of any hospital setting now
One of the later spinoffs created from Sup Forums back in the days was lolsaywhat.com, but sadly it wasn't as successful as lolcats.com and is now gone, but there are snapshots available of it on archive.org.
Here is final snapshot of the site, with a link into the tard story section:
web.archive.org
>forgot the name it starts with an f and tasted like cotton candy
Fellatio
Nope, going for my masters degree in electrical engineering and transferring to an american college to play hockey in January.
I just kind of got over the worst of it, for the most part. I just had/have a severe anxiety disorder that I deal with by playing guitars or keeping my brain busy.
No, just a cannon of a throw, I still see the girl around my city and I run and hide in shame, lol.
Why are you going to a doctor where there are 12 year olds?
Congrats user, I wish you well in your future endeavors.
I'll just sit here and wallow in my self hatred until I blow my brains out.
What's your diagnoses?
Its in a low income area where there is just a generic doctor that doesn't give any shits and is months from retiring.
Kinda sad seeing people bring infants into a general physician office.
>Kinda sad seeing people bring infants into a general physician office.
Good thing we don't have a single-payer system to fuck up this perfect one we have now.
Misdiagnosed ADHD when I was in grade school. Was put on a cocktail of drugs.
Now I been diagnosed in the last few years with severe anxiety and depression. Maybe I'll get around to doing something about it one of these days
Probably should, I found social supports and finding people who embrace who/what you are definitely helped.
kek
Thank you user, I thought this was gone forever!!! I love potato stories!
This world needs more tard stories
>be me
>15, one year after Nathan's rage episode
>chilling at literature class, boring as fuck
>Nathan suddenly grabs my shoulder from behind
>"Hey user, wanna come play Skyrim to my place after school?"
>say, "Sure, Nathan. Why not." as I've already known him for quite some time now
>school bell rings, people start putting their stuff into their bags, Nathan has already packed his bag and waits for me outside class
>"I'm a level 26 Wood Elf. My PC couldn't run it so I had to buy it for PS3. I hope you don't mind."
>"Why would I, Nathan? At least you have it. I still have to wait for Christmas until I get mine.", I answer
>he says, "Okay, cool!" with a smile on his face and we continue to his house
>arrive at his house
>"Okay, just leave your shoes there on that roof. And don't be afraid of Jack, he usually barks at guess."
>I'm allergic to dogs so I ask for him to put the dog outside so I can play with him in peace
>he declines, says it's way too cold outside (it was November)
>be like, "Okay, whatever."
>play with him for a while, both sitting on the floor
>"Wanna play, user?", he says, with a big smile on his face
>say, "Sure" as I've waited for a good 20 minutes to play instead of watching him kill random people constantly
>take the controller he offers me and start playing
>when I'm looking at the screen I notice him staring at me CONSTANTLY with a smile on my face
>get a bit creeped out
>"You, uhh, okay, Nathan...? You seem a little aloof."
>he just keeps staring at me
>pause the game, say "Okay, what's going on? You've looked at me like that the whole time I've been playing, what's wrong with you?"
>he says nothing, takes the controller from my hand and suddenly starts to kiss me
>be like WTF at this point, don't even know what to say
>"Holy shit Nathan, what the fuck are you doing? That's so fucked up!", I answer, a bit disgusted
>his face becomes red, at first of shame but soon of anger
To be continued...
No joke, read up on Kratom. Took me two years before I got burnt out on the mix match cocktail with fucked up side effects that the docs gave. It's actually showing some promise with me.
please tell me that you sucked nathans dick before the end of this
>Sophomore year
>Sitting in the back of class picking my nose
>*tard screech from the front of the class*
>Kid was in our class because he wasn't like super retarded, he still had normal classes and got decent grades. just had 0 social skills and literally constant drooling
>Kid would also constantly pretend he was shooting people in class before the bell rang. Literally everyday. We thought it was the funniest shit but looking back it was pretty gnarly.
>apparently someone stole his charger
>teacher tries to find out who took it and starts searching backpacks
>no one has it
>I laugh because this shit was dumb
>tard sees me laughing and begins to charge at me "user HAS IT!!!"
>he gets in my face and growls and snarls and I fucking cant hold it ... my sides
>Literally on the verge of crying at this point.
>everyone in class is disgusted with me for finding this funny
>he tries full force punching me and i shove him down as soon as I notice he's about to throw it.
>I get kicked out of class and suspended for 2 weeks
>whole school hates me for "beating up disabled kid"
>find out later the charger was in his backpack the whole time.
make sure you remember to tell people kratom is addictive if you're gonna recommend it like that, the world doesn't need more junkies
Continued from >bear in mind that Nathan is like 6'3 tall (around 190 cm) and I'm only 5'3
>"GRRRRR, NATHAN ANGRY, NATHAN WANT SEX NOW"
>I'm stunned by this comment, I don't know what to do or say, I'm just looking at him in shock
>he attacks me, starts wrestling with me
>try to punch him or take him over so I could beat him and go home
>he starts taking my pants off, I'm petrified
>"Nathan, STOP! What you're doing is a serious crime and doing so will have SEVERE consequences, STOP RIGHT NOW!!"
>he doesn't listen to me and continues to take off my pants, now he's taking my underwear off
>realise that I'm about to get raped by a 6'3 retard
>"Life sucks", I think
>he says, "YOU WILL LIKE THIS. I MAKE SURE." as I hear him spitting onto his hand
>"I SAW THIS IN PORN FILM. YOU WILL LIKE THIS. I MAKE SURE.", he says
>too shocked to say or do anything, feel like you're about to cry
>he shoves his HUGE 15 inch retard dick inside my anus, I can't believe his is happening
>"YOU ME BEST FRIENDS FOREVER", he says, while thrusting me in front of his family's LCD TV with Skyrim on pause
>ask God why is this happening, want to die, sob like a little bitch and accept your fate as a retard's source of pleasure
>"I CUM-CUM. YOU WILL SEE. YOU WILL LIKE.", he says, like a Vietnamese prostitute in Full Metal Jacket
>realise what's about to happen, say "NOPE NOPE NOPE" in your head and try to struggle off
>I can't, Nathan's too strong
>"OH GOD. CUM-CUM READY... WAIT..."
>try to adjust your thoughts to the Christmas holiday you and your family will go to soon
>"GGGRRAAAAUUUGGGHHH...!!!!!!!", he growls, as his retard semen goes inside me
>feel like crying, his warm retard jizz ALL INSIDE MY ASS
>he nonchalantly goes away from me and starts playing Skyrim again
>put your pants on while sobbing like crazy
>just take your shoes from the front door and run to home
>go to bed even though it's early (like 5.30 pm) and try to forget about what happened
To be cont.
The shit that gets prescribed usually is a lot worse. But that was why I said to read up on it. It's something you should learn as much as you can about before deciding if it's for you.
>wake up from a nightmare at like 11 pm, try to get your mind off what had just happened on that November evening
>go to shower to wash weird retard smell off of yourself
>start sobbing in the shower, go sit on the ground with your arms crossed and just cry like hell
>start farting retard cum out of your ass while sobbing
>try to go back to sleep after shower and eventually get some sleep
>never talked to Nathan again after this, but I never told anyone that deep down inside I actually enjoyed his retard cock
>go "play Skyrim" with Nathan a few times after this and the same thing happens, wrestling, him taking off my pants and fucking me
>I did this with him from November 10 till until June 2012 for several times
>never told anyone this until this day
>never talked to nathan again
>i did this with him several times
That ruined it for me, funny story tho
Fuck, I failed.
Imagine I never talked with him but we understood each other so well that we needed no words to participate in intercourse.
shrek is love, shrek is life
Wait are you a guy or a girl
Ok, that'll make it
actual Original Content on Sup Forums???
what is this madness???
>OP must be a faggot if he got this reaction out of me.
Sorry i had no idea you replied, hopefully this still counts? dont know how to time stamp
You sound like a colossal fag