Okay Sup Forums post three facts about yourself

Okay Sup Forums post three facts about yourself.
The first two - anything.
Make the third interesting.

1. I'm 26
2. I own one dog
3. My neighbor just got murdered a few weeks ago.

Go.

1. I'm 25.
2. Work at a retail store.
3. Found out yesterday I have hpv warts on my dick from fucking some randoms on tinder with no condom.

you're positive its hpv?
pretty much everybody has hpv

1/ female
2. I have two cats
3. I have metal in my ankle

I had a herpes scare when i was 17

1. 27
2. 2 dogs
3. I am a virgin

Why are you still a virgin.
also what kind of dogs

1. I'm 26
2. Transgender
3. Just accepted a job offer from prestigious aerospace company.

1. I work at a warehouse
2. I hate black children
3. I used to use my dad's electric razor to masturbate

>facts about yourself
>My neighbor just got murdered

Already failed at your own thread.

3 because of 2

Yikes.

>22 male
>joining military
>not doing much else other than play Strife by Trivium on acoustic guitar

I haven't told them about it nor do I look the part (yet).

1. I'm 32 but require viagra to function sexually.
2. Originally from California, but moved to New Zealand 5 years ago.
3. I've fucked a black, ginger, and white/asian girls. (I'm hispanic)

I mean.. he lived two blocks away and i didnt know him

what do you prefer:?

female you say? dont believe it.
post tits or gtfo

It was because it vibrated, so it was a vibrator for muh dick

1. im 21
2. im sunni Muslim, Baalawy sufi tariqa
3. Wahabist and Salafist always bashing us because we are not violent and peace loving

why is it ginger and asian/white? why not ginger/white? are gingers not white? if they are their own race do they get minority status?

here's a reminder of the rules femanon

1. I'm 21
2. I've got a gf
3. I killed sandniggers

I used to use my moms toothbrush as a vibe.
A whole new world was opened when we got a handheld shower-head

I’m 22
I live in the U.S.
One of my oldest memories is trying so hard to get in the right position so my dog could fuck me. This was maybe at the age of 5 or 6

1. 23
2. travel state to state on motorcycle
3. getting in fights gets me harder than diamond

I know the rules, fuck off post cock instead

You don't need to be in a dress to spot a raging faggot. Your faggot ass lisp in the interview was good enough for them to accept you in fear of a discrimination suit or because liberal diversity

hmm..proceed pls

you arent the only one

1. I AM 38
2. 8 MONTHS AGO I KNOCKED UP A SLUT FROM POF
3 I HAVE ROBED 6 GAS STATIONS AROUND OTHER TOWNS BECAUSE I LOVE THE RUSH OF IT
>IT'S ALL IS 100% TRUE...

War aka getting rid of pests

Guaranteed nigger or spic

> trans people only get ahead because of diversity
> my lazy ass is doing shit because liberalism

i'll drink to that thanks user.

I'm Brazilian
I'm a local Dota 2 pro player
I fap to 2D porn

NOPE

1) I killed someone's neighbor a week ago
2) I like making snickerdoodle cookies on a regular
3) I prefer hentai of that McDonald's duck girl more than anything

>I have pectus excavatum
>currently attending uni
>used to be able to suck my own dick

ftm? Cause I work aerospace manufacturing and this new guy looks suspect.

1. m/cauc/40
2. partner at a major law firm
3. bought 10,000 ETH on a joke 3 years ago in pre-sale, now swimming in it.

oh shit.

Such an achievement for a 21yo.
Im a sandnigger myself.

> thinking DNA is a choice
> thinking having a dick is a choice

Mentally ill need jobs too I guess.

1. 24
2. Masters in Math
3. Vegan

This right here is gold now, ya hear?

Dude eths are common af, you couldn't find like some jah or ber?

And the faggot felt he just HAD to tell us.

I have metal in my heart and soul, not just my ankle.

Poser.

1. I'm gay.
2. I'm homosexual.
3. I have a strong attraction the same sex.

I'm 21.
I want to be an archaeologist.
I was dating someone in line for the Disney family fortune until just recently.

...

1. I'm 29.

2. I weigh 400 pounds.

3. I'm a literal kissless virgin.

Then tell me the difference between 1 and 0.999...

>inb4 0.0...1

1. Am a physics major
2. I love ribs
3. I jacked off on a bus

1. I'm 25
2. I served in the US Army for 3 years
3. I lost my virginity to my sister.

I take care of people with IDD
I love to kill and eat animals.
I want world war 3 to happen.

> 3
When?

Poor sister-fucking inbred joins army to escape poverty.

1. I'm in college
2. I have two dogs
3. I get massive amounts of pleasure from cumming and then waiting for the semen that didn't clear my urethra to get gel like and then pulling it out. It feels really nice

1. Had my first time when I was 17.
2. I own an almost 14 year old dog who I worry constantly about even though he's perfectly healthy.
3. I main Luigi in melee.

Alcoholic
Favorite food is meat
Killed two guys in self defense

2011-2014

In all fairness, we had no idea what we were doing and were really young. We only did it once and got caught by dad who spanked the shit out of both of us. Never did it since.

Sick trips.

1/1=1.
1/0.99999999999...=/= 1.

Huh, I always piss afterwards to keep it from hardening in there and causing that fucked up split stream piss later. You might be on to something though user. How long ya usually wait?

>one is a whole number and 0.999... is a decimal
:^]

kek

That's not something semen is supposed to do, user....

usually 5 minutes or so

What the hell are you on about? Mine always just leaks out about five minutes later.....

...

Faggot lover

22
Own basically nothing
Prized possession is a figurine of Stocking from panty and stocking.

simple answer: difference is 0 (1 = 0.999...)

complicated answer: the limit of 0.9 + 0.09 + 0.009 + 0.009 + ... is 1. If you try to define 0.999... in another way you're not following math

Mine leaks out too, but not all of it. My shits pretty thick though. Like if it was a chowder, that would be one of it's selling points.

Butthurt

it'll never reach 1 ever

1. I got arrested for assault when I was 14
2. I'm gay and trans
3. I once had a really weird attraction to my cousin

>I'm 8283 days old
>I was discharged from the navy because I jumped of a building
>I've spent the past 4 hours trying to smoke resin from 3 used bongs

back then, there was only BTC and ETH ... also: checked.

Blew it big time.

In high school, I dated Steve Jobs daughter... and 5-6 years later, dated the daughter of John Chambers (Cisco CEO for 20 years)... blew it big time, 2x.

0.9999 repeating means an infinite string of nines. So it gets infinitely closer to one. Infinitely close means it's the same thing

is that Donald??!!

3. same incident, or different times?

Awww you're such a sad puppy.
Maybe talk to someone about it fren:)

...So you're an attention-seeking faggot?

that's why it's a limit, there will always be a very small difference between the sum and 1, but because the difference is always smaller than any number > 0, the limit is 1.

It won't reach one if you add them one by one, but that's not what finding the limit means

Yes.

1. Stoner
2. Virgin
3. I almost strangled myself in the womb with the umbilical cord, had 4 near death experiences before I turned 12.

Okey i understood.

1. I'm 18
2. I want to marry my girlfriend eventually
3. I just used minimum effort all highschool

1. I witnessed someone kill someone else a week ago.
2. I'm 24 (a week away from 25)
3. I work at a liquor store.

23
terminal colon cancer
virgin

I can shit in my own mouth
Killed 2 niggas once
Can snort 40mg cocaine without any effect

fucking diablo 2 reference! You have earned all my internets for today.

Different times, little less than a year apart.

>I'm 20
>Work at an industrial hose factory
>First got on Sup Forums at age 8 (Sup Forums way back in the day, who else remembers w.t. snacks?)

>I own a house
>I have no allergies
>I mill my own AR-15 lowers and barrels