Tell me things youve seen other people wouldnt believe

tell me things youve seen other people wouldnt believe

op is a faggot, and This is a data mining thread

I saw a black guy try to fight my best friend. My friend knocked him out in one punch and the black guy recognized that he was in the wrong, apologized, and has actively tried to be a better person after the fact.

n-no

A pussy

I watched my own reality split into two parallel universes in real time

>I ended up in the shitty version

The aliens have been watching us for decades. they keep us safe.

"i watched a black get hit so hard he became slightly whiter"

I'm happy to hear this.

Only making us fatter and tastier...

nice trips

I saw a black guy with a bachelor's degree.

Where did he steal it from?

Roasties are people
>yeah i don't either

I've seen (and rimmed) my best friend's shaved asshole

I've seen things you would never believe OP, Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, I watched C-Beams glitter in the dark near the tanhauser gate.

My sister is a mma fighter, we went to the park one day to catch up. Nigger tries to grab her purse, she yanks back and he takes a swing.
In a second he's on the ground screaming while my sister has him pinned.
I was scared of her potential, and had to put her down then and there, old yeller style.

I saw a meteor with a rainbow trail during a meteor shower in canada a few years ago
Told my friends to look but it went so fast it was gone when they looked

All those moments will be lost in time. Like niggers in KFC. Time to eat.

I saw the right candidate elected for President.

Paid $20 bucks to be in a room with like 8 other people, and watched what started off as a burlesque show, but it essentially turned into porn on stage.

>be young adult me
>at grandparents house in Texas
>they have cats
>hear kittens meowing
>as usual
>kitten cries for hours, check it out
>there is a hole in it's back, I can see it's spine, ribs, amd intestine
>it turns oit another kitten just started licking and didn't stop
>grandma removes kitten from my sight
>it probably died later that day

I will never forget.

fucking kek

>11 years old
>go into the backyard with my dog
>she likes chew toys
>parents always buy her new ones when the last is destroyed
>look and see a chew toy
>reach down to pick it up
>squishy and wet
>"probably just slobber"
>pick it up
>it's a dead hedgehog
>blood all over my hands
>drop it down
>my dog swoops in and rips it apart
>i watch in horror as the beautiful blond dog splatters itself in the blood of its enemy
>oh god

When I was younger, I made money signing up for "harmless experimentation." Mostly drug testing, recording side effects. One paid me to stay out of those tests for a week for $50 a day. At the end of the week, I was paid $300 to lay down in a tanning bed looking thing and wear a transmitter on my leg, looked like one of those house arrest transmitters. I was told it was a VR experiment and that whatever I do in the simulation, I was told to keep calm and hide until one of them finds me in the program and takes me to the exit point. I figured it was a test to some cutting edge VR tech I was to see first hand. Paid to see that, awesome. I supposed the money was for the risks of the device.
I laid down in the "VR bed", they closed it up, scary-ass count down. LSD-type trippy light effects while it seemed like reality fell into a blender. Trippy reality blender lasted only a second or two, but it was intense. Then suddendly I was in a dark room, in the same position, and I fell a few feet to the floor. VR felt real, that hurt. I stood up, carefully crept about with my hands out looking for a wall or a light switch. Red light lit up and I heard a siren. I was in what looked like the guts of a computer room. Servers, wires, etc. I looked around and spotted a camera. I knew the game, I hid directly under it. I looked around to see if there was an exit. VR looked, smelled, felt, exactly like reality.
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This actually happens, they go a slightly whiter purple colour.

you wouldn't believe a tiny dude dumped this

I found the door, went to open it, but it opened up as I reached for it. People dressed like wedding extras stormed in with pistols. Crap, I was about to lose, I charged past them. I slipped past their grip. Not firing on me, so that must be what I was supposed to do. They were shouting, but I didn't know the language. Next thing I know, ouchie in my back and I lost body control. Wasn't the first time I was tasered, so I know what it was. As I fell to my knees, sharp hit to my head and next thing I know, I was in my underwear, not even wearing the ankle monitor, cuffed in a white room with nothing but a bench. Massive headache throbbing, I played with the thought the VR was real because of it. The taser burn on my back felt real too. After what felt like hours, one of the guys in the same wedding extra suit came in. With a thick accent, he asked me how I got into that sealed room. I told him that his mother let me in, too much of a headache to play a realistic hard ass for the VR game. Guy had thinner arms than me, but his backhand felt like a body builder hit me, knocked me over. Not enjoying this at all, I told him to let me out, I'm done with the simulation. The VR game sucks. He gave me a strange look and left. I guess I had a concussion still, I went right to sleep when I was alone. I woke up in a jail cell, no bars but there was a hardened door. Room had a jail-like bed, a sink and a toilet. Nest stage is what? Escape? Game sucks but at least I wasn't cuffed. I was still just in my skivvies.
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sorry I had a nerdgasm when I saw your comment

That is a burlesque show user

That's how they stay so small

A few days of nothing. Only human interaction was a food tray being slid under my door. I was going crazy, started talking to an imaginary friend for comfort. Little slot at head level opened up, square big enough to see same guy's face. He asked if I was willing to talk. I was in no mood to keep playing, so I told him if he led me to the exit, I'll tell me anything he wants. He showed me the ankle thing and said it was a transmitter and asked who was tracking me. I told him.
He closed the little window. I was alone again for hours. He came back and tossed me my clothes. As I dressed, he asked me a LOT of questions about what led me to my making extra money. He asked me some personal questions too. He left, as I was following him out, the door was closed right before I got to it. AW COME ON!
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OP asked for things you saw not your failed sci fi novel

I mean, i never really knew what a burlesque was until that night. I was roaming around trying to kill a couple of hours and came across that place.

Paid the $20 to get in, they'd sing, dance, strip, but at one point there was one chick who straight up gave a guy a hand job.

Also the person who hosted/ introduced each act was one of my friend's mom. And she pointed me out in the middle of the thing which took people's attention off of half naked chicks to me. That was horrible.

Someone literally stole my diploma off the wall before.

I spent over a week with this guy coming to me, asking me questions, now only through the door window. I washed as well as I could with the sink, but all that time with only the same clothes, I was really ripe. At least the cold made it so I didn't sweat so much. He finally told me I was only an hour's drive from my house and that place I claimed to be at. I asked if one of those place's is the exit so I could stop the simulation because I was not enjoying it at all, I felt like I was a real prisonor and that was not my thing. And since I was trapped in it, I actually was a prisoner. He gave me and odd look on that one.
A day later, he told me he was letting me go, but I had to wear a bag over my head. I agreed. After an hour ride, the bag was removed. I was at the spot I told them about. I told them that was the place. They took me home. The unbelievable thing? It was a day after I left. I had grown a lot of facial hair. I figured a lot of drugs and stuff were involved so I never really spoke about it. Who would believe it?

I've seen steel sheer itself
I've had computers crash in my presence.
I've dreamed of disasters days before they happen
I confuse past and future events because they are both memories to me.
I was a prophet for one night - when I was 7yo.
I've seen the laws of physics broken.
I've walked through a rain storm without getting wet.
I'm on friendly terms with a ghost.

killed a mugger with my bare hands AMA

Did you report it? Pics?

your mom naked

did you look at his wiener after you killed him?

I would have.

Tell me more about data mining thread

Killed someone

I owned Sup Forums at one point.

moot?

no report or pictures. got jumped on my way to get drugs.

didn't consider it. didn't even wipe the blood off.

dealer had a good laugh when i told him.

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I tripped major cocks and went to heaven

For some reason I couldn't leave yet

Met a chemist at a psycho-therapeutic facility.
He worked for a big technological company in Germany.
Told me that there are lots of inventions he and other researchers (and their teams) made, that were technologically brilliant and would be a blessing for society, but are kept classified. This is because of economical reasons. Not because the inventions would be too expensive to implement but because there are other fine selling products that would then become obsolete.
The areas he talked about are electric-mobility and pharmaceutics.
At least he was in a psycho-therapeutic facility. So maybe he made things up.

OP's dick

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>kittens have worms
>give kittens worm medicine cuz they will die anyways if they dont get treated
>few hours later
>notice a kitten alone crying
>kitten has 5 holes in it back with worms oozing out of them
>tell my mom and ask if i can chop its head off with a hatchet or shoot it in the head with a shotgun
>she says no
>i will always regret not putting that kitten out of its misery
>my mom still has 20 cats and doesnt take care of them:/ , glad i left that shithole

Got hired by an intelligence agency at 21 years old, but stayed in my current role. Security / forensics / threat intelligence, I've seen all kinds of shit.

Not even my partner or mother knew where I worked. No one will ever believe me, and it's a relief.

I believe you.

i lived in two haunted houses in my life time, as a kid. i'm 43 now. first in one with a good dead guy, strange shit would happen but i always had a sense he was friendly to us. he actually got mad though when we moved and in retrospect i think he was trying to warn us about the second house i lived in as a kid, which was just plane fucking evil.

ever since those days i've never ever lived in a haunted house again.

i seen some weird shit happen, right in front of us, like shit thats just impossible.

>43 on Sup Forums
I don't think so pal

i don't care if you believe if i'm really 43. i was born februari 15th, 1974 though.

so what strange shit happened

I have studied about extra terrestrial objects and bodies and there are billions of earth like planets or even if there are not..there is a possibility that there could be organisms which may air may not be microscopic and survive by the anaerobic respiration.....well idk if its true BT according to my theroy regarding these organisms..... one thing is clear we are not alone in this Universe and who knows that there maybe more advanced species of organisms than the humans. maybe we humans make ght just get extinct due to the obvious environmental causes and various human activities which are causing global warming and contributing in the extinction of the human species......I believe we all should respect all those who are out there trying to know about the different species and also should not contribute in the pollution which will be a major factor for the doomsday....... god bless us all and may we all find all the mystries of this vast universe for our betterment..........and yes I want to request u all to respect all kinds of species found in all of universe and on earth also.....plz don't be cruel towards the animals and birds.....who knows if they all got extinct we might just want to get a glimpse of them which would not be possible at that time.........they also have right to live like us...plz don't be selfish and I think of only yourself....think of them and respect them all....

k, one time a hanging plant that hung with three chains started spinning around really really fast. there was no wind. my brother stopped the plant from spinning, yet the three chains were not intertwined.

in the attic, i used to play with toy cars there, since the other cars would start driving on their own, also as if somebody was doing it with their hand like a kid. since i was so little, i had no idea that this wasn't normal. one day i invite my little friend my age who was a girl, to that attic to play with the cars there. she screamed when she saw the other cars moving on their own, ran out o fthe house, and never dared to come back in our house.

when we moved and the spirit got angry over us moving, there was an enormous storm, it was so bad the ceiling in my brothers room just caved in and water poured from it. and it wasnt just the storm, the whole house just went crazy. a voice was heard in the living room, and the living room was just lit up white. my father actually talked to it, our mother kept my brothers and i out of the living room. my dad up to this day says he was afraid of living in that house.

My crazy uncle has a weird obsession with my room. When I leave my door ajar, I often see him stare through the gap, trying to observe what I'm doing with an excessive level of curiosity. Every now and then, he'd go in while I'm away, take inventory of my belongings, and demand answers on why some mundane objects are missing/different. I'm too lazy to setup a security cam or anything, so I don't have proof to show anyone else.

Panhandlers target wealthy looking people. I get asked for money more often when i wear a clean collared shirt or button-up (even if my shorts are stained and dirty, it is the shirt that matters apparently) than when i go out in a plain t-shirt or w/e is comfortable.
I'm poor as hell but still have some good shirts.

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>keep us safe
nigga, u seen who president rn?

Lived in a haunted house.

Killed someone trying to break in to my flat.

nigga sounds identical to the other house. Why is this one evil

Space time is a fabric that can be manipulated time itself is relativistic and we also know that quantum physics allows for the possibility of time travel also we know from gamma ray burst that certain sub atomic particles have no problem exceeding the speed of light add the fact that we exist in holographic multi verse of many dimensions you begin to realize that anything is possible only mathematically improbable so all you need is a technology powerful enough to manipulate time and space and dimension now consider we are just beginning to understand the possibilities of time and space and advanced technologies now add a million yrs to our evolution and think of the possibilities if we as a species can even develop to that point without destroying our selves now you can see that these advanced beings are only doing with us what we do to other species on our own planet now conceptually it doesn't seem so outrageous does it these things could be from our own planet after all if it indeed is billions of years old plenty of time for other species to develop before we came along and perhaps their still hanging around monitoring our progress perhaps we are even the result of their creation they could even be our future selves nothing is impossible we are only limited by our own intellect and imagination

I once saw a fox get run over then vomit up it's own stomach.

the things i just told you were just the things that happened in the first house, i never thought it was evil.

the second house was a piece of shit though. i was never happier when we left that place. it was shit, it truly was and it practically destroyed our family.

me nigga

My mom's place is pretty haunted

One week ago:
>> Step dad is painting Halloween decorations for mom
>> Sprays a layer of black paint
>> A finger print and a 2 inch long scratch appear in front of his eyes. In the wet paint

About a month ago:
>> Laying in bed
>> Watching TV about to go to bed shortly
>> Look over at open doorway
>> See an old man who is almost fully formed
>> Old brimmed hat, long jacket
>> Walks out of doorway and disappears

Like two months ago:
>> Letting dogs out to go pee in big open backyard
>> Old man with brimmed hat standing in the middle of the yard looking towards house
>> Vanishes

Also my step dad did no think ghost were real untill shot started hitting the fan like this, stuff will fall from cabinets and counter and be on the floor standing straight up, people call your name nd it sounds just like them but no one said anything

TLDR; Ghost are fucking crazy

true happiness

Quite a few paranormal experiences

I've seen a man eat his own face.

One time OP was not a fag.

My honest opinion: Move. I made the conscious decision to never ever live in a haunted house for myself, ever again. i don't even care if they are friendly or not friendly. like back when i was real little i thought it was normal, i didnt know any better. but now.... no man, i'd never stay in such a house.

it did form me though that whenever people such as yourself do tell me stories about haunted houses, i believe them. heck, i believe everything, ufo's too. im like "well people know they are subject to ridicule when they tell it, so why would they do it unless it were true?"

may sound naive, but i think its actually the opposite of naive. people who've never experienced a haunting can never know, they are blissfully unaware. i get that they dont believe it, and frankly i wish i were the same way.

specially when over the years the stories never change, i believe them.

>When i was a kid we raised poultry/fowl/whatever. Farm animals in general.
>Had group of ducks
>Find out family favorite duck has weird hole in back
>Pick up
>smellsliketeenspirit.jpeg
>Put down
>Put down
Fucking thing had a rotten whole in its back for god knows how long. You could see spine and organs. Smelled like road kill. Snapped neck and tossed into woods, 10/10 would put down again.
Also had a chicken that had an enormous cancerous growth on its spine. Didn't notice it until it we found it in the horse pen unable to walk. Picked it up and found the tumor erupting from it's back. Come to find out 5 years of inbreeding chickens make beautiful birds, but occasionally you just need to refresh the stock.

I once watched a man eat his own head.

That's fucking weird man

Mid December 72 here, it's always funny when the pubeless wonders try to give me shit.

It's almost as if they can't conceive of someone who was literally online from the mid 80's onwards and doesn't want to leave. Like they think the internet just popped into existence the second they discovered it and we old farts are somehow trespassing on THEIR turf.

I don't know if moving will help honestly. I think they fallow my mom. Every house I lived in as a kid had activity however I moved out and with a friend and they moved into a new house and this one seems super active. It would bother me, I stayed the night for Xmas a few years ago and I won't stay again, it was the uncomfortable. They don't seem to mind honestly it is almost interesting to my family not scary lol

I've seen daisy's destruction

Saw a midget win a fight against a normal sized guy.

i'm tempted to say poltergeist or demon, if it follows them around, however it doesn't seem to be bothering or attacking them?

i'm not an expert mind you, its just what i've heard and thankfully i've never encountered any poltergeist or demon myself. i think i'd quite literally call the catholic church if i did.

lol i know right? i've been here since 2007 and i tend to come on and off like over the years, months, whatever. usually come here when i'm bored. there was a real like shitwave bout a year or so ago when Sup Forums was literally a sausage fest but it seems to have gotten better.

i theorize the whole gender confusion thing comes from here and not from tumblr, i remember it started with this whole linetrap bullshit and later on the whole "we are all gay for "

i don't mind it as much but I do think its a really weird trend. then again, we generation x are of a different breed, when they made us they broke the mold. i'm still so 80s i shit rubics cubes.

ps are u a former commodore 64 / amiga user as well? :D

1/2
Years ago, I was at school when the kind of weird punk-rock guy from my foster home (who was fucking amazing at Karate Champ and Street Fighter and was funny as fuck) asked my teacher to chat with me. I was the only person who liked him, and only he, our foster sister and the bio daughter were nice to me (was never rude with him, they were afraid of him). He gave me a weird hug, which I returned, because I thought something had happened to his real family or maybe he had good news on emancipation.
"Hey dude, user! There's a party at my brother Jake's pad later and he's going to have pizza and soda! You're invited, but you have to help set up because he knows you won't have a gift for him. Go straight there after school."
This fucking foster home sucked ass. We were not allowed any kind of parties, any kind of food the mother considered junk and our earnings at our side job were basically snatched and used for her 2 bio kids and her adopted asian. They ate pizza, btw, every Friday. She'd often find 'a wrinkle in the bed' and restrict us to the house on weekends, threaten to have us taken to juvenile hall and make us skip appointments that inconvenienced her. She called Jeff stupid and ugly a lot. Her son had jumped Jeff more than once with his friends before I was placed there. They stopped that shit when I picked up a bat and smacked one of his freinds in the back as he held Jeff for that fag to punch on him.
When I got to the house, Jake's mom let me in and sent me back, where Jake was sitting playing video games with my foster sister and the natural daughter. "There's no party, dude, but we're having pizza and Jeff will be here later. He says you treat him like a brother!"
Later eating ice cream with everyone, sirens. A lot of sirens. I fucking immediately knew it was Jeff.

Please explain, i want some keks

A teenager rub his nutsack on a nuclear reactor, then jerk off and cum in it.

Weak ass niggas. All you gotta do is sage your place

Damn, stop it nigger.

Seen someone eat mash potatoes out of a butthole before

nigger in university

Niggers in paris

Like I said tho my family thinks it's interesting, I don't think they want to get rid of them, oh shit I just remembered another story

This was also about a month ago

>> Step dad in basement looking at plumbing cause they needed to find septic tank
>> Feels like someone lightly touched his shirt
>> Suddenly feels scratch
>> Scratch on back of his arm like 3 inches long
>> Got chills when he showed me the scratch the day after it happened

I know alot of people don't believe in ghost but trust me this shit is real and does really happen. I can only imagine the crazy shit some people have gone through that never shared their story

Yeah, like he said. Safe.

>my father actually talked to it
what it said?

You got all my internet points for today, dude!
Haha

i don't know, tbh i never asked but thats a good question, i'll ask him sometime.

i do remember it was a lot like what you saw in big brother where they just hear a voice coming in the room talking, but its coming from nowhere. it was eerie as fuck, and the whole room was just lit up white.

it was crystal clear though, just a man talking, it didnt even sound like a ghost, just like a normal, living guy.

2/3
We went out and watched as fire trucks, local police, nearby cities' cops and an ambulance flew by. I saw thick smoke where I knew the foster home was. We said our goodbyes quickly when the daughter noticed. When we got there, the 2-story house was fully in flames, but there were about 12 boxes of shit, including everyone's clothes, on the driveway. A helicopter was flying overhead, calling that out they were looking for a white male, 5'9", 150 lbs with a mohawk and wearing a leather jacket, warning people to call the police and not to approach... "armed and dangerous". Fucking Jeff.
The cops noticed us and put me and the foster sister in cuffs immediately, grilling me about where I was. The foster mother finally appeared, face black and blue, wailing and screaming. She now had a really bloody-patchy mohawk and was screaming about her thumbs I stared and noticed they were purple... Jeff had put his minicuffs on her. Some cop was sawing through them. They stopped questioning us when the natural daughter told them where we had been and how we had rushed home. She leaned in told me, "My brother is missing part of his ear and he lost a lot of blood."
Her brother had ripped Jeff's earring out the month before I moved in. I knew Jeff got his revenge. I found out later Jeff skipped school and snuck back home when the house was empty. He had stabbed the son in the guts one time, then beat him unconscious with a pipe and cut his ear lobe off. He then ambushed the foster mother and beat her until she passed out, thumbcuffed her with his decorative 'punk rock cuffs', shaved her hair and punched her in the face repeatedly. He had made her open the safe, taken the money, then put everyone's stuff on the front driveway. He crashed the car about a block away and escaped into the brush ravine that ran north of our place in Mira Mesa.
I thought that was the last I'd hear of Jeff. I was wrong, and there was more to it than I had been told. We would meet again.

what are your thoughts on a universe simulated inside a supremely advanced computer that could account for every variable from the start. Can we simulate a universe perfectly?? Can "life" start in that universe?

>don't know, tbh i never asked
how can u be such autismo man, that would be the 1st thing id do:
ask wtf did he/it say

hey i was like 10 at the time this happened, and everybody was real freaked out about the whole thing.

we had already packed up pretty much everything, we just left the next day for our new house, pretty quiet and all.