I need to survive two weeks on this shit

I need to survive two weeks on this shit.
I also have 2€
€
What can you fags do?

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kein geld zum fressen aber für alk
bring dich um arschloch.

Buy the biggest bag of potatoes you can afford

Look up water fasting, retard

When I was in Germany you can buy bread at penny or rewe for 40 eurocent.

this and invite friends and ask to bring food and you provide the drinks

Go steal a pack.

Well since when alcohol doesn't count as food? Vodka is high on calories.

This.

If you get caught stealing potatoes, they're probably gonna either turn the other cheek or literally give you food.

Just tell them you are absolutely fucked for food.

Or hit up a food bank.

Or a church.

Anything really.

Swallow your pride, from a fellow poor fag.

Trade your liquor for food.

What kind of shit advice is that? OP just drink your liquor and sit at the end of a drive through asking for food and money

Visit my family frequently only to scavenge some food

Den alk hab ich schon seit monaten
Aber ja, ist ne gute option

Conmit suicide you will not be hungry anymore!

Don't be a pussy.

Not hungry just thought you guys had a good idea

Apply for food stamps and then visit a food bank. Google how to do both.

I would feel bad since i am actually not that poor just no idea what to do tell i get my money

You won't die of not eating for 2 weeks as long as you don't have diabetes.
Borrow food,maybe from different friends: pasta from one, sauce from another etc.
Catch a Eichhörnchen and cook it, mein Freund.
Seek asylum, say you're a Syrian.

>>buy and eat pasta.
>>copy pasta

I am not scared of dying just thought maybe someone has a nice idea how to survive on this shit

Best way to do it? Drink all the liquor and jump in front of a train?

>I would feel bad since I'm not actually struggling to feed myself

Do you have brain damage?

Take a step back and reevaluate your life.

Just like everyone else on /b

It's not too bad. Just don't think i want to sell something to have food. I can live without food for a few weeks

What do you think we are going to tell you a special way to eat it? Oh wait I mean...in emergencies you can stuff food up your ass and it will absorb slower.

Buy the cheapest rice from "Ja!" you get like 2 kilos of raw rice

Dubs are always right

Pretty sure Germany (well seems like Austria but still) doesn’t have food stamps

Especially the booze


I’ll keep my eyes perled on the news

Then do that. Your dick isn't getting any bigger you sitting here acting calm about not eating for two weeks.

It's not like i would die from not eating food for two weeks. I just thought there was someone telling mix vodka with the tuna and can smell colours or some shit

it it. fuck potatoes and pasta. Thats why i got like 3 kgs of rice stored in case i spend too much on games, weed n vodka

Other than that you can always sell your ass to agys. If you look ok, maybe 50€ for a hand job...thats only like 30 mins!

Well then, maybe some small hints:
If you have herbs, there might be a way you can make a soup out of ketchup.
Eat only once a day, your stomach will shrink after a few hours.
Drink the alcohol slowly, it will help with the hunger.
Then the thing with the Kartoffeln.
Another product that is cheap but gives you kcal is chocolate pudding. You can get it for 19 cents/cup in any supermarket, at least here in Germany.
Or 0,5l beer for 29 cents (about 400 kcal).
I think the prices are the same in Austria.

Thanks that's an answer i was expecting
You want to be my first costumer?

maybe if you weren't an alcoholic you'd be able to feed yourself.

Actually not an alcoholic that shits old af but it's what i have in my flat

alcohol makes me hungry as fuckkk my dude. drunk munchies every time. I don't know how I'd survive. you're probably gonna lose mad weight, too lol. sucks for you

As long as i won't die i will be alright

That answer is probably too good i will check the prices but i think pudding is not that cheap here i will probably try to get some rice drink and sleep a lot

prove it, cut yourself open and timestamp your liver.

Ok you got me. The alcohol in the picture is what i usually drink in day

...

Alcoholism is not a joke

stop being a fucking 15yr and buy some fucking food

welcome to Sup Forums, you must be new here

But how?

Same I had 11 beers and spent $7.37 at Wendy's last night. The cunts forgot my dipping sauce

What's your gofundme o.o?

Asking strangers on the internet for money? No thanks

I am an oldfag here since the fappening

3/10 bait

Trade alcohol for food.

>Have two euro to name

>Im not poor

I have some news for you user....

Also, have anything you could sell?

Except my kidneys?
Maybe my phone or my laptop
I wouldn't consider myself poor just in a bad situation

Who would give me food for half empty bottles of alcohol?

mix it all up in a bowl. Eat it when you're hungry. You can dumpster dive and find many things to pawn or trade. Look for loose change on the ground that may have been misplaced. You can look around public places bars, transit, and restaurants for pocket change. If you can play an instrument I'd busk for money

>Just sauces and booze in the fridge
Kek keep living the /b life

Buy ramen. If a place is handing put free samples load up on them. Go see if local church or food bank have any meals

Dumpster dive for bread behind bakeries and local grocery stores. They always throw out perfectly good bread

Living the high life

All the dumpsters have locks

Swallow your pride and go digging for cans and bottles. A good long hard days work will give you a decent chunk of cash.

das wird dir nicht fuer 14 tage reichen.
1.) du findest einen weg pro tag 1 - 2 euro aufzubringen und kaufst davon bohnen und haferflocken
2.) verhunger waehrend einem vollrausch

And the nice thing about tis is, tomorrow there will be a whole new crop, ready to be harvested.

>digging for cans and bottles
>in Europe
LOL

Ramen

What? You dont have recycling centers that give you cash for them there?

Option 2 klingt gut

I can NOT spend most of my money on vodka and rum and buy some more protein.

We actually behave like humans here and sort our trash without getting paid for it

Lol do people not do that over there?

No, we just recycle it. Great system.

You can but you won't get shit for can or bottles

Try googling around and find places from which to dumpster dive. I'm sure there are some hippies which will help you but it might take few tries to locate good places.
Probably cheapest food available is eggs and rice/potatoes.

Sounds like a good idea, so i should start sucking dick?

You are poor as fuck. When I'm 'broke' my checking account has $1,000 in it, and I have about $10K in easily accessible savings, and I don't even consider my brokerage accounts to be money. That's when I'm 'broke.' Maybe save some money for a cushion instead of just fucking yourself buy eating out everyday.

Go to a food bank you poverty stricken nigger.

You ARE poor.

Sell alcohol, buy food
Suck dicks
Rent out your asshole

airbnb

Can you sell blood and semen? Or sell your body how about

Good for you, you must be the second Marco Pierre White Junior.
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I rarely see such punchable face

Buy some flour. Make bread.

You need eggs and milk you idiot

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Nachts zum supermarkt mülleimer und gerade abgelaufenes Zeug nehmenn.

mit den 2€ den billigsten Reis kaufen

You're a retard

shoplifting aint that hard. just act like youre shopping, have some music , then, at the very end, find a dead spot where nobody can see ya and load all that shit in a backpack or bigshopper. just walk out like you forgot your wallet, or even better, just pretend to be on your phone , people hardly wanna disturb someone on the phone, even in this kind of situation. walk away with all the shit you want. however, every attempt at doing so could be greeted with a attempt on the shops behalf to stop ya. but it rarely happens if youre quick about it. ya got liquor enough to get that courage on, so do it pusspuss.

Can't really grasp what your situation is. Do you work?
What have you done with the money you had?
Why come to /b?

Answer, also do you have paypal. Least we can do is send you like a £2 each.

Why the hell would you need eggs for bread?

buy as much ramen as possible, use self checkout, only scan half of the packets

Please tell me how do you make bread with just flour.

you could always steal food if you're legitimately starving

Gf broke up with me spent money on stupid shit. The usual i guess. Nah thanks i am not here to beg just to read some comments and have a love

You can make unleavened bread with just flour, water, salt.

For regular bread just add yeast and a bit of butter/oil/fat

Okay. You need yeast, too. But water works just fine, no need for milk. Eggs are completely unnecessary.

I don't have a oven...

are there pawn shops in germany?