Greentext thread?

Greentext thread?
>Greentext thread.

Tell me whatever the fuck you want.
I just want your greentext stories you fucks.

>Be me
>Be Ausfag
>Be 17, Drama student
>Have a friend, she is kinda cute, but too into tumblr
>Pixie cut, dyed the colour of the shitty red texta no one liked.
>She liked me since year 8
>I had been looking at her ass more than usual
>Decide to fool around in the storage room during class

OP will start with a story I started to share a little while ago.

>Been with GF for a long ass time
>She has a little sister, let's call her V
>Now V was very young when I started dating my GF
>Over the years we have formed a bond and she started thinking of me as her older brother
>She hits the teens and gets awkward but still good
>She hit 14 and that's when I realized I was attracted to her
>15 and the estrogen hit her like a truck
>Thicc in all the right places
>She gets a BF and I find myself getting jealous for no reason
>Eventually my gf her little brother, V and their partners get to slowly know each other
>I organize some triple dates
>First one is great fun and is when I began to realize V had/has feelings for me
(cont)

>We get down to business
>Her first anything
>A lot of awkward kissing
>Teethclack.mp4
>Shes into it tho, I cop a feel or two
>This continues for weeks
>One day she gives me a blowjob
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>She has a tiny mouth and can barely fit me in
>Class is about to end
>Convince her she needs to swallow or else people will know
>She believes me
>Cum.png
>Coughs some out and says it tastes salty
>"You need to clean up the stuff that fell, don't want to get caught"
>Mfw she licks my cum off the carpet
>Mfw she became emotionally unstable

> put in bread for toast
> use bathroom
> forget about toast
> brush teeth for bed
> remember toast
> feel like a wasteful asshole
Clearly I'm too tired to handle food

Noice m8
Ausfag here too, glad you used drama for what it was designed for.

>We try to organize who's driving who
>V shouts she's going with me to pick up her BF who lives in the country/hillside a fair way away
>We jump in and take off
>Driving for a while just talking about dumb high school drama
>V really opens up to me
>We get to her bf's house and after he jumps in the car she stays in the front with me
>Try my best to talk to him cause I felt bad
>V is going on about her panties and bra she bought
Oh yeah, forgot to mention she also works for me
>We do the date and it turns out to be great fun
>Can't help but notice V doesn't take her eyes off me and keeps following me around and touching me
ffw a few months
>Organize another triple date
>Still in denial about her liking me cause I'm an autist
By that time I had bought a new car
>We are waiting for my GF and her little brother to get ready
>V says she wants to see my new car
>We sit in the driveway for a bit and I get her to put some music on with my phone
>"Omg user your phone is huge"
It was a s7 edge for reference
>Without thinking I tell her that it's not that big only about 7" which is pretty average
>She sighs and compares her iphone something
>Says her's is tiny compared to mine
>Finally clicks she isn't talking about my phone when I see her eyes locked on my junk
My GF likes to brag about me having a big dick.
>Her face is flushed and she pretends to fiddle with her phone
>GF and bro are finally ready and V calls shotgun with me again
>We head towards her bf's place but I take the long way
>Show her how powerful my car is
>She's having a great time with me as her rally car driver
>Eventually I pull over and jump out
>Tell her to drive for a bit
>She freaks out and tries to tell me it's illegal
>Tell her I don't give a fuck and she's almost ready to get her learner's permit
>She gets in and is visibly flustered
>Talk her through it and she finally gets it and drives for a while

Moar

>be me
>early teens, getting a grasp on what crushes feel like
>drama classes, acting and shit
>go into these for a few years, they're ok
>new girl comes in one month, shy, qt
>we warm up to eachother, casual talking when we can
>become friends
>preformance night
>show finishes without a hitch, she walks up to me afterwards
>hands me a rose and leaves with a red face
>ohfuckokay.mp3
>keep this rose with me waiting for next years classes to start

A fellow Aussie. Dude Drama got me so much action, I've got a few other stories to tell as well.

Finish yours tho

>We get closer to her bf's house when she makes a detour like she knows the roads
>Pulls over on a side road
>She's breathing heavy, heart racing hands shaking
>Tells me that was amazing but if she keeps going she will feint
>Agree that it's probably best I drive into the town
>Switch spots but as we walk past each other she VERY gently grazes my half chub
>Get in the car and do my best to tuck myself away
>Catch her looking at it from the corner of my eye
>Half chub is now full mast
>Trying to hide a 8" X 6" cock in skinny chinos is not easy
>Very slowly head towards her bfs
>Can feel her staring at my junk every so often
>Eventually catch her
>She goes bright red and pretends to be changing the music
>I just laugh
>She calls me a perv
>"How can you get a hard on when it's just us two."
I knew this was more of a prying question then it appeared
>Try to brush it off
>"Well at least (GF) wasn't lying"
>Awkward silence for a bit
>"How do you even fit it all in?"
At this point I had dropped all the spaghetti I could hold.
>Tell her she'll have to ask her sister
>She starts going on about how her bf isn't close to that size
>Try to reason that he's much younger than me
>She calls my bullshit
>Driving slower than I realized at this point
>Feel her grab my fucking dick through my pants
(cont)

>be me
>on Sup Forums
>get dubs

>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

That was real close tho

Finish the story user, I'm very intrigued

Why has your pic related ladyfriend her WHOLE left arm atached to her side. I don't think she is a meth head. she is just a atomic surviver of charnobyl.

>flier comes in the mail months later for the next class
>its a proper camp out in the woods
>actually excited
>camping trip with qt girl that just gave me a rose
>week before we go, packed and everything in advance
>mum knocks on door
>"user, theres something wrong with the car, i have to go take it in"
>think nothing of it
>she comes back
>"user, they said they have to order the parts. I don't think we can get you to your acting classes"
>god must have fucking intervened to make sure i will never get to explore feelings as a teen
>go the year after the camping trip
>qt isnt enrolled in the course again
>rose dies a few days later
>mfw

>Be me
>In Portlandia
>Riding the Max on the blue line to hillsboro
>Hear a whine of a beta male
>His anger and fury are upon another male
>There is a scuffle
>Young beauty is sitting down between them
>She's just waiting for the alpha to step up and claim her
>Alpha male defeats the beta male
>The Max has stopped at this point and the driver is angry at this point
>He's been telling them to stop fighting and is calling the cops
>The three of them get off somewhere downtown.
>Beta hasn't given up
>He has something in his bag that he pulls out
>The look in his eyes
>The shear death stare at his opponent maybe ten feet away
>And with a loud heart wrenching squeal
>He thrusts, with all his might, a cookie
>It wasn't just you're ordinary cookie
>It was a sugar cookie
>His mom probably buys those in packs over at the corner store
>His target standing there his girl wrapped around him ready to take on whatever was coming
>He could have hit him
>The aim wasn't off
>It hit straight to the ground sliding all the way to there feet
>The embarrassment alone sent him in a defeated retreat
>And just like that he was gone in the flurry of people crowded around him
>The cop that came just moments later after him
>Who fucking throws a cookie

>sorry i did it wrong
>Why has your 'pic related' ladyfriend her WHOLE left arm atached to her side.
>I don't think she is a meth head.
>she is just a atomic surviver of charnobyl.

Mate, everyone called me a pussy for choosing drama.
They didn't realize drama gets you pussy.
10:1 female to male ratio with slutty aussie girls, fuck me.

>At this point I start sweating spaghetti
>Freak out and ask her what she is doing
>She giggles luck a succubus
That fucking giggle still rings in my head.
>She squeezes it and my dick flexes in response
Should mention at this point we were going through a very treacherous section of road that's like a snake.
>She slowly starts rubbing
>Tell her she's making it really hard to focus
>Asks me if I want her to stop
>I can't muster the strength to say anything
>"That's what I thought, I saw the way you looked at me when you caught me changing."
>Fuck
>She knows I want to split her in half
>Still focused on driving
>Feel her pull down my zip
>Reaches in and pulls it out with some maneuvering
>Look over for a moment and see her face as she grabs my cock
>That look of pure animalistic lust
>She slowly starts jerking up and down
>Grabs it with both hands and laughs
>"No wonder (GF) stayed with you after you kissed those girls, this thing is rediculous."
>Trying my best to not careen over the edge of the fucking road while this young lass is handling my junk
>Hear her undo her seatbelt
>Ask her what the fuck is she doing
>"Don't lose focus, if we crash I'm not protected"
>Before I can react she bends over and starts giving me the best road head I've ever had.
(cont)

>nigger

Calling this now, this shit ends tragically.

Inb4 OP uses girl to sleep with her boyfriend

Dubs demands it.

>She tries to deep throat
>Gags and coughs with only half of it in
>A few cars drive past and I push her head down so they don't see
>She's doing her best to not gag and vomit
>Let her up and she gasps for air
>She looks at me and goes back down and really works my head with her tounge
If I wasn't driving I probably would've blown my load then and there
>Can't take it anymore
>First side road I see, I take it
>Pull over in a very rural area
>She stops and looks at me
>Asks me if my GF and I have christened the car yet
>Tell her no
At this point I thought I was dreaming
>She asks me if I want to
>I tell her that I can't do that to her or her sister
>"Then why didn't you stop me blowing you?"
Fuck
>Try to tell her I'm not comfortable taking her virginity
>Tells me I'm not going to cause she's already lost it
slutty fuckin teen
>I can't fight it anymore
>just get out and slide my chair forward
>she laughs, gets out and does the same
>Tells me not to take to long cause her bf might be worried if we are too late
>She climbs in the back and sits their biting her lip
>Can't hold it anymore
>Climb in over the top of her and begin making out with her while undressing her bottom half
(cont)

Why the fuck would you assume she is a virgin when she has a boyfriend whose cock size she knows. She also fucking gave you (bf of her sister) head in your car while being in an realtionship and ONLY when she said, she isn't a virgin anymore, you think she is slutty, lol. Fake faggot writes fake stories, calling it now.

NOW you call it?

Entered the thread when all posts until the last one were already there. Of course the whole thing stinks. That S7 Edge / iPhone part was cringey because no one would talk like that

Kek well I mean, any hole is thine goal.

>She's completely into it
>Reach into her leather panties
Yeah the ones she told me about on the first triple date
>She's so fucking wet that Florida would be jealous
>Slowly finger bang her while I get in position
>Eventually start sliding my cock over her lips
>Every time I press against her underused pussy she gasps
>Eventually force it enough that I pop in
>She squees? not sure how to describe it
>"Holy shit" is all she said before I started working my whole length in
>Start making love to her we are making out and roughly grabbing each other's bodies
>She cums and makes me stop
>I ask her if she just came
>"I think so.."
FUCK
>Start pistoning in her like a dog in rut
>I don't even know how many times she came before she eventually had an orgasm and 'squirted' all over my brand new fucking seats the bitch
>She apologizes but I don't care
>In primal cave man mode
>Grab her and turn her over like she was a fucking sex doll
>she gaps then gets the idea
>face down ass up
>I swear you could hear me pounding that shit from Melbourne
>She's pretty much gone by this point
>After a few more position changes she asks me
>"Can you please cum soon, I can't take it anymore"
Fine
>Build myself up
>I think she felt me get close
>"NOT INSIDE"
>Halfway through my ejaculation I move like the fucking flash and pull out
>She sits up and swallows my cock while I begin pumping my seed into her
>After a few minutes we get redressed and back on the road
>Don't talk for a bit
>She's just sitting there with a dumb fucking smile on her face
>Before we get to her bf's house she tells me that was amazing
>Ask her if she's going to dob me in
>The sultry face returns
>I won't as long as we can do that again sometime
>Fuck

We haven't fucked again yet, but got damn I've never felt a spark like that before.
pic related

Why use fake names and aliases if the pics are related. Also nice dubs.

Because this is all bullshit lol

Cause I'm autistic m8.

Don't have to believe, just want to get it off my chest.

Only called her by her first letter mate.


But here's a picture of my cock while I wait for more grntxt.

>this is green text

>be me
>somewhere in a desert
>young boy, live with lone mother
>meet cute girl 8/10 , a boy and some hippie man
>tag along with them as mom sees me having a better future with them
>hippie man and the boy get in a fight , the attacker and hippie man die

> fast foward few years
>me and the 8/10 girl get to like eachother eventhough she is older then me
>me and the boy now also a hippie man become bestfriends
>get to know some new dude, pretty chill , altough he doesnt like hippies
>I am also in an edgy stage , all black and shit
>marry 8/10
>fuck me.jpg
>she is pregnant
>also get in a fight with my best friend over being friends with this chill hippie hating dude
>thinks he has an bad influence on me
>my wife is siding with him , I accidentally hurt her in furry
>get in giant fight with best friend

>lose

>get really bad leg and burn injuries
>chill dude picks me up, gives me some protective suit
>tells me my wife died
>tells me I did it

>MFW I look like a robot
>MFW I hate sand
>MFW I am darth vader

>Only called her by her first letter mate.

That's not the point. You hide her name but post her face. Fakefaggot if you don't post her nude

>Lets post CP

Lol ok m8.

Greentext, I ...

God dammit

:^)

Dew it fegit

>friend rescues baby rabbit in their backyard before hurricane makes landfall
>can't keep it
>I agree to keep him so he stays in the family and I used to have rabbits as a kid so I have a general idea how to care for them
>she runs out and buys a cage, food, hay, the basic stuff
>named him Rabbert
>tiniest little bastard I've seen in a while
>affectionate as fuck
>cage seems a little small but I planned on getting him a bigger one by the end of the week so he'll have a little more room
>leaving for work yesterday
>give Rabbert some food and check his water
>take him out to play for a few minutes before I go
>get home from work
>don't hear his cage moving around
>go into the room we're keeping him in
>food is hardly touched
>Rabbert is laying on his side... stiff
>a little bit of blood is coming out of his nose
>we think he jumped in his cage, hit the top of it and broke his neck
>borrowed a shovel and buried him this morning
>I miss the little shit already
I wish I could've gotten him into a larger cage sooner and maybe he'd still be here

>be OP
>be a faggot
>make shitty thread

>Meet GF
>She says her psychologist says I'm an abusing BF
>Tell her the psych is fucking wrong and she should stop seeing him
>She tells her friends says the same
>Tell her her friends are jealous bitches
>She cries in silence for a while

I'll just pasta my greentext from another thread because fuck it.
>Grill x who I like keeps giving me mixed signals.
>I admitted to grill y i went out with grill x
> mentlegan.jpg
> I'm dead to grill y now
> Grill x ignores me now
>Kinda regret picking grill x over grill y.
> Fuckmyshitup.exe
Then there's another grill who keeps giving me problems
> grill z who keeps roasting me
> Thehelliswrongwithher.jpg
> I roast her back
> Act like I punched her grandmother, sooks, then ignores me for some time
>I forget names sometimes
> Grill z and I pass by each other in a stair case
>"hi, user"
> loading.jpg
> By the time I remembered her name she was gone
> Ohwell.exe
> Grill z now ignores me completely for a week and kicks me out in group chats with her in it
> Mutual friends act like I'm a murderer
> tfw it doesn't help that I'm paranoid and anxious in public
If she was so sensitive why would she initiate in the first place. FuckthisI'mout

bump to read

>I have friends
>But some of them are feminist
>Tried to question their position
>They inform me the following:
>Context is irrelevant
>You can not separate the artist from his work
>I am still friends with them, but by the gods do they make me lose hope for humanity

this happened a couple years ago

>be me
>16, but looked twelve. had tits tho
>sister got a bf, lets call him tim
>both are 24
ohshitheshot.gif
>gets affectionate with tim, lots of hugging and shit
>they visited me and my mom one day. they started talking
>me being a shy cunt i was upstairs drawing.
>tim comes upstairs, sits on my bed and says he's tired of sister and mom talking,
>starting to hug me
ohshitohfuck.jpeg
>i hug him back, he smells good
>he always squeezes my thights
>feelsgoodman
>he leaves after a lil while tho
>tfw u thought he was going to cheat on your sister to be with you
>tfw you didnt think he was a pedo
>tfw i wish he was a pedo

they broke up a lil while later tho

You know the rules: tits or gtfo

>be me ausfag /k/ poster
>put up with burgers flaunting their military grade shit
>can't even own gun because i don't have a "legitimate reason"
>realise i can own swords
>build forge
>make swords
>hoard swords
>feelsbetterthanexpected.jpg

...

Well meme'd. Now Sharpie in pooper

drama = pussy
i'll keep that in mind

nothing like Sup Forums to get your confidence up

>any hole is thine goal
user is a wise man

how long ago was greentext?

>Tfw

< green text
< oldfag
< i swear, guys. I really do
< muh old time in Sup Forums

As creepy as this is, whereabouts did you live? Not the exact school. Sounds like something I might have thought happened at my school.

>be me
>fail everything

>be me
>be IT support at a high school
>have every tv in school connect to a local website showing some school shit
>leaving job in 24 hours
>decide to have some fun
>redirect every website (including local ones) to meatspin at exactly 12 am
>hear on every tv speaker "you spin me right round baby, right round, like a record baby, right round, round round".
>leave job

>be me 21 yo
>work at large grocery store but decide to leave the job after the month so idgaf about anythin
>take my clothing, i leave it in store so i dont have to go upstairs to change
>pull t-shirt over my tanktop and put on nametag
>through day i get into argument with one megabitch_customer_666
>hereshecomes.bat
>"Can I ask why this shitty bananas are so expensive? u can make them cheaper right?"
>no.jpeg
>she keeps askin me this question over and over again so i get really annoyed
>i told her shes dumb af and i cant make discount on them
>"WHAT? I AM GONNA COMPLAIN TO UR SUPERVISOR!"
>"Whatever, heres my name tag, there is information lady, tell her what happened" as i show her my tag
>ragequit.jar
Fast forward I go for break and then come back
>"user come here!" says infolady 8/10
>wtf ok mb she wants to hit her
>dreammoreidiot.png
>info lady told me there was this bitch bitchin about me
>she told that i am huge faggot
>infolady told her to watch her manners but she still kept offendin me
>after another fuckin long time of bitchin infolady calls security
>bitch got pulled away and punched in the face while still screamin "BUT HE IS HUGE FAGGOT WHAT IS WORNG WITH U"
>she never allowed to shoppin here again
>mfw there is not my name on my nametag
>mfw my co-worker changed it to "Hugh Jefagatt" before my shift began