I need your advice as I am about to do something drastic to change my sex. My parents are okay with me doing this, they understand and now some jackass therapist has to do a full diagnosis on me to see what I already know: That I'm a transsexual. This will take a long time and after that there are still 12 months of taking hormones and living as a fake woman (I'll still have what I don't want, a dick) before they even consider doing the operation. I saw on Jerry Springer once this guy who had body integrity identity disorder and wanted to lose his leg and he just sawed it off, then called paramedics. I'm thinking something similar, but can't bring myself to actually cutting off my dick and balls, since that would be slow and painful. Instead I am thinking of using my fathers gun to shoot myself in the dick and then quickly calling the ambulance. My question here is what is wisdom? Since I was more in to girls stuff as a kid I never truly took up my dads offer to learn how to shoot a pistol right. Don't get me wrong I know a little but even had I taken shooting lessons he wouldn't have taught me this. I'm afraid that if I first put my penis on the desk in example, there may be shrapnel from the bullet as well as from the table. I really need advice here. What would be the best way to do this? And don't try to talk me out of this. I'm very determined to change in to a woman. Not in a year, not in several years, no, today. Please help.
Cooper Harris
pls Sup Forums i could really use your advice
Carter Wright
Pics and we'll tell you
Ryan Brooks
not sure if b8, but i'll bite.
OP don't be a faggot and shoot your dick and balls.
Jackson Green
but i want to change in to a woman.
no. sorry.
Gavin Stewart
do not shoot yourself in the dick,
however you want to become a women, do not shoot yourself in the dick. nothing about the mangled remains of your crotch could turn into an attractive pussy.
plus if it hits the local news you will be forever know as that guy that intentionally shot himself in the dick
Xavier Reed
Shooting yourself in the dick sounds like a good plan
Easton Price
Just go to Brazil and get a botched surgery
Ethan Ross
If its small just cut it off If big post pics for research purposes
Evan Sanchez
I thought I'd just keep everything handy, like a towel for the blood, and tape a note to my chest saying I don't want them to fix my dick but instead just make it in to a pussy and maybe give me silicons as well while they're operating anyway.
then i'll just shoot myself in the dick and quickly call the ambulance, or like, right before.
good idea?
Noah Lewis
You'll regret shooting your cock off. You'll probably bleed to death in
Nathan Bailey
i already told you i don't want therapy. i want to be a woman, today, now.
Easton Williams
They cannot make the mangled remains of your dick into a pussy. There won't be anything left for them to use - you'll end up with nothing down there.
Also, you WILL bleed to death either before the ambulance arrives or in the ambulance itself.
Why can't you wait a year? Are you already living as a woman? If you are, then it shouldn't be a big deal, just have anal sex till you an get a pussy
Brayden Reed
Then starting living as one. If you show up to the therapist's office as a passing woman, then you could probably expediate the process significantly.
Shooting your cock off to speed up the process isn't going to help convince anyone you're of sound mind.
Andrew Cruz
OP, if you shoot your dick off, you will probably die.
If you survive, they will NOT be able to turn the mashed up remains of your dick into a vagina.
Julian Baker
Your logic is flawless. I bet they'll sort it all in the ER. I would use.a shotgun.with birdshot.to make sure they dont try to reattach
William Reed
Is this true? Dude, if you really saw some shit about body integrity identity disorder then you should know its a DISORDER. at least realize that. Talk to the fucking shrink. Do the so stupid shit. Like that woman who put bleach in her eyes because she didn't want them. Wtf bro.
Kayden Phillips
This user makes a good point.
Plus, your dick is a huge repository of blood and you will fucking die even if you had a paramedic on hand.
David Hughes
my dad has this old Sphinx 3000 gun i wanna use, would that do the trick?
Luke Scott
Like that other user said, just the fact that you are considering SHOOTING YOURSELF IN THE DICK shows that you might not be of sound mind. (spoiler alert:you aren't). Seek fucking help.
Tyler Perry
YOU WILL DIE IF YOU SHOOT YOUR DICK OFF, AND YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HAVE A VAGINA IF YOU SURVIVE.
I give up. Kill yourself by shooting yourself in the dick. See if I care.
I hope you realise I was right when you're bleeding out on your bedroom floor.
Kayden Rogers
i'm just a very determined person. i just know i have to do this and everything will be alright.
i have a towel and some ice, i will keep the pressure on it.
Luke Martinez
At this point you're either trolling hard, or are seriously that fucked in the head that you are going to end up as yet another trans suicide statistic. Either way, I'm done.
Thomas Ramirez
i am not trolling. ive just been preparing everything and am going ahead with this.
i will become a beautiful girl today.
Jayden Cox
"keeping pressure" prepare to pass out faggot. I really want this to happen and it won't be reported if it just looks like an hero. tourniquets are your friend. Wiki etc. will tell you that anything below the tourniquet is LOST, thats why idiots think they're helping by putting them on a flesh wound and the patient ends up needlessly losing a leg. so tourniquet your cock and balls. this will hurt. it should also help stop you bleeding to death. call 9-1-1 BEFORE you take a cleaver to the appendage stating address and "immediate assistance required loss of life imminent" also do it when they're not fucking busy and look up local response times
tl;dr: Tourniquet and Meat Cleaver to cleave your meat
Brayden Peterson
quads confirm, good luck
Jason Martin
you're gonna regret cutting your dick off in 5 years.
Nolan Jones
perfect example.
Dylan Adams
Who let this n'wah off Morrowind?
Kayden Allen
well, i'm about to do it, so wish me luck.
i definitely won't, i was born a girl in a boys body.
Caleb Sanders
this kills the mentally ill faggot... LOL
Carson Hall
Bleed out. Spare the world your dumbassery.
Nathaniel Bennett
thread limit nowhere near so keep us updated or do you need like two hours of self affirmation, looking in the mirror, listening to enya, telling yourself you ARE a "real woman"
Jose Brown
>copypasta Still, though. >implying they perform SRS for trauma All that's going to do is leave you without a dick and without the ability to HAVE SRS in the future.
Carter Long
Consider: the only thing that makes a trap desirable is the dick, because traps are a way that closeted homosexuals can delude themselves into thinking they are not fags. Once the dick is gone, you're competing against actual vaginas with a fake and ugly vagina, and no one will want you. So my advice: if you can't realize you're a man, at least realize that it's your manhood that makes you wanted.
Aaron Myers
9/21/2017 The day OP shot Himself in the dick.
But seriously, why do you think shooting yourself in the dick will be less painful?
You really need help OP, it's one thing being a faggot, but shooting yourself in the dick??