Boil pasta

>boil pasta
>make a sauce using bacon, cream and onion
>mix up
>call it carbonara
>bunch of italian flags appear immediately and swear to kill me

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>make pasta
>take ketchup
>all italians want to kill me

>fresh pizza baked in a traditional stone oven
>The fat italian master chef put's it in front of me
>grab the ketchup to finish his master work
>MAMA MIA!
>look up to see what the fuck his problem is
>see 2 pizza slicers being thrown at me like some sort of fucking ninja
>I dodge them, and look at him with utter confusing
>he isn't there
>there is a gust of wind behind me
> "pssht" Niente personale capretto
> he slices me 10.000 times with his pizza slicers in less then a second
>I can only watch in horror as I fall into 10.000 pieces

Italians are fucking autisctic about food yes.

>ketchup=sauce

kek

Isn't that how carbonara is made in Italy as well though?

No

> order pasta
> use a knife and fork to cut it into smaller pieces like a civilised human who won't stuff the whole thing into his mouth
> suddenly a swarm of Lazio tifosi, Calabrese terroni and Lega Nord voters storm the restaurant with torches and pitchforks, putting aside their differences and focusing on the "food terrorist" in their own words, which is myself
what do

y'all need Jesus

Am I cook yet

My mom won't let me make ravioli :'(

Excellent post willem
With your action you managed to unite italians from the north, center, and south. Thank you.

>in ittalian restaurant
>eating stuffed penne pasta
>mm this is some really tasty macaroni
>head chef overhears and bludgeones me to death with a rolling pin

Have Italians always been divided ever since Rome's downfall?

Is there a possibility that we can make a monkey pasta?

It must be a delicia!

have you are mothers legs been divided ever since Rome's downfall?

Yes, such was the price we paid

I take that as a yes

you forgot the peas mate
no wonder they're angry

You have seen nothing yet
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Spaghetti aglio olio e macaco
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>> "pssht" Niente personale capretto
I laughed audibly

>make pizza with premade dough
>put pineapple on it
>wanted man in italy

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cream is a big no-no, eggs are the way to go
t. expert in italian cuisine

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This whole thread

>how do you do, fellow paisanos?

this is pure cancer, fuck you

>Adding cremwurst to any pasta

I'm all for bantering Italian lads but this is an abomination.

TOPKEK

>"pssht" Niente personale capretto
I don't even know what you're trying to say but i love it

Honestly I think American-style pasta is better.

You went too far....

I just eat it like this.
Not in pic - my big box of white cheese.

Uma delicia desu
You do you

I tried this a couple of times

did not end well

uma delicia

thanks for making my day. now I can sleep with a smile on my face

>make perfectly round pizza
>italian mafia carbombs my house

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He went missing after this video was published.

in sweden we literally mix milk and flour and cheese and cook it and then add that and bacon/pork to pasta and that's what we call pasta carbonara LMAO

what do you mean? thats actually the correct way to make pasta carbonara

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>add macaco

gonna make this now, two person portion for one

Gonna buy this guy's cook book tbqhwy senpai

what the fuck are you implying you dumb fucking leafposter?

that's actually the old classic carbonara, fucking retard stop posting any minute now

The absolute STATE of leaf posting desu

looks tasty as fuck