Alright Sup Forums
Hypothetical time.
>Your countrys government is killing off its own citizens
>Heavily armed troops are now roaming the streets killing/imprisoning for mass killings
>you have approx. 12 hours to prepare before they reach your town/city
HOW WOULD YOU FARE?
I would just get in a jet and fly someone else....
Any bring some pringles with me of course.
pretend to be an illegal immigrant
oh shit
Checkd.
But immigrants go to other countries because they want/need to escape, therefore accepting being a citizen.
Therefore they are included
I would do what I've been waiting to do for years.
Take any one of the fucking annoying as shit k tards that will not shut the fuck up about guns, what they have and how badass they are and how little their dick is,
I would take my over under .22/12 guage and just go off one.
Thankfully, they'll see me as a "friend" so I'll have the element of surprise, and I will finally get retribution for having to tolerate these shitstains and playing along with their "I'm so badass" facade for years.
I will be pleased, and have an entire arsenal, and will never had to stockpile or sperg it one bit.
And I got to take out one of the k tards.
I'll be ready.
Holy shit nice quads
Nice dubs
At least I have a pistol to work with... I'd probably collect a rifle at the armory just in case. I'd spend that time spreading rebellious propaganda and trying to comandeer the airways. I would try and get inside the soldiers heads by saying they're next.
>pretend
And how do you find a /k/tard?
here's my pro's
>know people who smuggle for a living
>could use connections to disappear from public radar in 6 hours tops
>don't have any social media
>all online accounts have fake personal information
>Small frame, means I can fit in a luggage bag if I have to hide.
>live under 6 hours from the border, after I disappear I can get across it relatively easily if I make it that far
my con's
>don't own firearms
>never fired a gun
>small frame, means I can't use my own strength to escape capture
I could flee the country with an assumed identity rather easily, assuming there aren't border patrols.
Even then, they escaped the nazi border guards using tunnels in ww2.
Illegals aren't citizens, hence the name "illegal immigrant."
fucking dumbass.
at least tell him you're a different user, now he thinks it's me, the user he replied to
that's just mean!
if he thinks that, he's autistic and was never worth our time to begin with.
catch 22, user. he can't win, he lost.
>go to work
>open up an empty crypt
>make sure the airholes are clear
>take a dramamine and shut myself in
>wake up after they're gone
>continue work as a cryptkeeper like nothing ever happened
>rinse and repeat
>after all history has been destroyed, my cemetary will be known as a magic place
>people drop off bodies and they mysteriously get put in graves
>children will tell tales of "The Cryptkeeper"
>a dark spirit dressed in an old timey maintenance uniform
>alabaster skin and hair like fire
>kids will be warned not to go there at night, lest they see the dreaded/revered monster
>I'll have to train a kid to become the next "Cryptkeeper" in the line
>like some spooky sith thing
>eventually an order of cryptkeepers will rule the world
>for we are the only ones with the knowledge of death
>eventually tribal nonsense will lead into real governments
>those governments will become corrupt
>attack the citizens
>history will be lost once again
>and only the scum of the earth will survive yet again
>like a phoenix-roach, the cryptkeeper will rise from the ashes
7/10, not bad at all
I advise you to leave creepy pastas written in blood at the places where the bodies are left.
Tales from the Cryptkeeper.
sure kid
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That was literally shitposted from my mausoleum bathroom. Thank you.
That's an even better idea. But yeah, in poat-apocalyptia a gravedigger would have a great advantage.
>assload of gasoline and diesel
>sharp tools
>fertile soil
>building made out of fucking granite and dead people
>human powered generator
its not necessarily pot apocalyptia, only the collapse of one country through genocide.
but yeah.
Hey user, drink my cum.
Well, if america goes down I'm assuming everything else crashes too.
Maybe.