Be me

>be me
>used to work night shifts as personal assistant in the White House
>menial work paying off student debt
>sometimes bring "The Donald" coffee
>one night, find him asleep in front of the TV
>notice breathing is laboured
>stomach heaving against the constraint of his belt
>momentary hesitation
>slowly, delicately start to unbuckle his belt
>just want to make sure he's comfortable
>mouth suddenly quite dry, hands feel clammy

...

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Could be an interesting story, continue user

>[The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.]

>He thought OP was seriously claiming something.

No shit sherlock, the holocaust never happened but it still makes for a good story
>Newfag can't

>belt finally loosens
>stomach sags as he breathes deeper
>head slumps, but he's out for the count
>notice the wrinkles of his face
>protruding gray roots
>glimpse of silken maroon underwear
>unfamiliar feelings stirring
>fingers gently trace the contours of his belt
>he shifts in his sleep, low grunt
>legs open wider
>more tantalising maroon
>find myself biting my lip

people like him are making Sup Forums worse than it was before

>grabs popcorn
Please go on user

>watch the light of the TV flicker across his face as he sleeps
>my hand wanders from his belt
>first sensation of silk under my fingertips
>heart pounding in my chest
>what if he wakes up?.. What if someone walks in?..
>hold my breath as fingers gently slip from silk to skin
>feel impossibly smooth curvature of his heaving belly
>feel it rise and fall with each breath
>feel my cock start to stiffen
>ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck
>up to this point, there had never been a single doubt in my mind that I am 100% straight

op is literally in love with the president

>this thread

There better be a good plot twist after this

YESYESYESYYESYESYESYS youtube.com/watch?v=KFah8Wk9Dy4

come on OP, we are waiting...

>I ignore the thoughts racing in my mind
>something else is taking over
>my fingers trace the yawning maw of his belly button
>I feel an involuntary shiver
>so sensual
>feeling bolder, I begin my descent
>fingers push the boundary of his underwear
>they resist for a moment before giving way
>lean in closer to him to give myself better access
>see my hand disappear
>feel warm, dewy skin
>his musk invades my nostrils and I breath him in
>feel my cock is about to burst from my trousers
>I push further south
>anticipation of what I'll feel next is almost overwhelming

TL;DR spaghetti falls out of his pocket, and your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't respond to this with a good Trump meme.

>his face is maybe two or three inches from mine as my fingers finally push through pubic growth
>sudden almost uncontrollable urge to kiss his neck
>run my tongue up to his earlobe and chew on it a little
>I bite my lip even harder
>faint taste of blood
>that's it, I feel the unmistakable texture of a flaccid slightly shriveled cock
>bigger than I was expecting
>I gently wrap my fingers around it and give it the most delicate squeeze
>I was completely absorbed in the act at this point
>I didn't even notice that his slow deep snoring had stopped

This is getting good

For things like this we need more huracanes and earthquakes

Got the weirdest half chub rn

i am very excited

continue

>instinctively start to stroke, up and down
>fear of being caught feels like a distant memory at this point
>as I feel the cock in my hand start to stiffen... just oh
>almost overwhelmed as excitement builds
>I finally, carefully reach down and slowly, silently unzip
>the relief as my cock is finally allowed to breath
>trembling slightly, I dig my thumb under the folds of his foreskin
>warm, gooey, probably delicious
>never considered sucking cock before
>never felt this way before
>start to think I may have gone too far
>I start to stroke myself
>yep, this is literal insanity in the making
>decide to abort and finish myself off in the bathroom
>as soon as I start to relinquish my grip, he grabs me
>heart stops

what kind of trip are you taking us on

Is this real life?

>doing homework
>get bored
>go on Sup Forums
>read donald trump erotica

>his eyes bore into mine with ineffable fire
>I feel precum ooze from my cock and coalesce between my fingers
>I've been caught
>he has a firm grip on my wrist
>never forget what he said next, I can remember it as clear as day
>"you better finish what you've started"
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck
>I want him to kiss me, I want him to take me, I want to be his dirty little fuck bitch
>instead, he guides my hand back to his cock
>it feels stiff and hot in my hand
>his skin now even smoother than his underwear
>I let out a tiny almost inaudible moan
>I know now that I'm going to suck him
>The choice has been taken from me
>I continue stroking his cock
>Awkwardly try to stroke myself at the same time
>Have to be super gentle, I'm already on the verge of exploding
>I don't want to ruin his chair

this is gonna be a wild ride

shit

YUMYUMYUMYUM I BOUTA BUST

>I can practically feel the waves of pleasure coarse through him as I stroke
>start to feel a little apprehensive
>not sure how to initiate blowjob, just know I want it more than my next breath
>I am a dumb little virgin wannabee whore
>Giving in, I fall against him, letting my tongue fall out of my mouth
>I get my first taste
>Running it from the base of his neck up to his cheek
>I recoil a little at the taste
>Oddly chemical
>He recoils at my advance and pushes me away
>Fall on my ass, my poor cock caught in my zipper
>I wince with pain as he stands over me
>Fury and disgust in his eyes
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck

Where are you going with this OP?

I don't care where he's going, I'm liking it

What am I doing here

Bannon would be there before you

that is what I ask myself too

look out folks. I think we've uncovered part of the resistance! Lock up your wives and girlfriends.

j/k *faggot detected*

>feel tears well in my eyes
>still painfully hard
>my eyes slowly drop to his cock
>stiff and erect, a glimmer of precum
>a tantalising glimmer, I can't look away
>his balls hang heavy
>one slightly lower than the other
>probably heavy with thick, juicy cum
>I let out another tiny moan
>He's so close, only a foot or so away...
>I move to my knees, my eyes locked on his proud, engorged cock
>It's only a few inches away, I.. I can practically smell him
>I swallow hard and cast my eyes upwards, to his
>He stares defiantly back, with all the fire and disgust from before
>"Well?.. What are you waiting for?"
>I gasp in shock as he grabs my head with both hands

why am i masturbating to this

> Trump turns out to be the joker
> At this point I can only pray that Batman will save me
> Meanwhile I have to buy myself time
> I realize to stay alive I have to suck some major cock and maybe he will save me for a second round.
> What can I do that no one has done before?
> Get an excellent idea!
> Put his cock in my asshole and then put one arm into my mouth through my intestines ensing up in the rectum
> Start to jerk him off as I'm sexing him doggy

Why my dick is getting hard?

>it seemed to happen in slow motion
>his cock burst into my mouth, past my lips
>I instinctively opened wide, afraid my teeth might catch him
>he pushed deep, deep and deeper again, forcing my head down with his powerful little hands
>I gagged horribly and the tears flowed down my cheeks
>And the precum flowed down my cock
>I could taste his sweet, slightly salty dominance ramming the back of my throat
>I tried to arch myself, to take him even deeper
>My nose buried in his pubic hair
>My eyes rolling in the back of my head
>He started to fuck my face with the ferocity of a man half his age
>It took a few thrusts, but I managed to stick my tongue out
>As he thrust, my tongue gently lapped against his balls
>His breathing became more laboured as he went
>With each thrust, another grunt
>I felt waves of pleasure wash over me as I took him
>I felt so.. complete

bad try

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS

>I heard him let out a long, low hiss
>His whole body tightened and I realised he must be close
>His grip relaxed and I took my chance, I pulled his cock out of my mouth with a gentle 'pop'
>I took him by the base in my right hand and started to stroke
>I greedily slurped and sucked on his cock, gentle and slow, careful not to push him over the edge
>He let out long, low, sensual moans
>Oh fuuuck, I felt so sexy
>As I sucked, I wrapped my free arm around him
>My stiff cock hung sombre between my legs, forgotten
>Feeling bolder, I pulled him into me, taking him deep
>Squeezing his slightly sagging ass with both hands
>All I could think was
>I am your dirty little fuck bitch
>I want you to use me, degrade me
>And fuck.. I loved it

>He started to fuck my face with the ferocity of a man half his age
Gold

wow trumps da man

Include me in the screencap

Done

>I loved the sensation of his cock bumping the back of my throat
>the taste of precum as I slurped my tongue around the head of his cock
>But a new urge was rising
>Hot, and tantalising, it seemed to scream at me
>As I kept squeezing his ass, my fingers digging in
>I knew, I could feel how close his asshole was
>With each grope, I dared to edge my fingertips a little closer
>Then, I grabbed his ass with both hands, ramming his cock deep into my throat
>I felt my cock bob between my legs as I swallowed him deeper and deeper
>And the fingertips of my right hand found his asshole
>I gave it a few cursory strokes
>Then I plunged a finger deep inside
>We moaned together

...

this is majestic

Ravioli ravioli in the screencap include meioli

put me in

>I was transformed in that moment
>I pushed my finger as deep as I could while holding his cock in my throat
>That moment seemed to last a lifetime
>His cock, warm, hot, stiff and oddly comfortable in my throat
>My finger buried deep in his ass
>I stroked gently, as if trying to stroke his balls from inside
>His breathing was staggered, short, hot and heavy
>I felt a warm, sensuous connection that I had never felt before
>I start to wonder if I'm falling for The Donald
>He seems to sense my thoughts and pushes me off him
>My greedy little bitch mouth tries in earnest to hold on, but his cock slips out
>I feel a trickle of precum and saliva dribble down my chin
>His ass seems to tighten on my finger as it's forced out
>As I look up at him, my free hand instinctively returns to my cock
>The disgust in his eyes is gone, replaced with something.. else
>Something that makes my heart race and my cock ache

>taking the time to write this
welcome to Sup Forums

So... this is how i die.

I lol'd

>And then I saw his face
>Now I'm a believer
>Not a trace
>Of doubt in my mind
>I'm in love

Fuck

If you could just fill out the image and repost I could try to help you sir I'm an internet lawyer.

I am now in flavortown, good job OP

>He's breathing heavily, his trousers sit useless around his ankles
>His beautiful cock is pointing directly at my face
>"Know your place you, little bitch"
>I hear a waver of uncertainty in his voice
>I realise that this is all new for him too
>I realise I must be his first
>I'm almost overcome by the beauty of the moment, I want to grab him, to hug him
>To never let him go
>But I know my place
>I awkwardly pull off my trousers, no time for socks
>I turn away from him, on my knees, I bend over
>deep breath
>I reach back and spread my cheeks as best I can
>I offer my ass to him
>I feel a gentle draft, pleasantly reassuring to my hanging cock
>I feel my asshole relax and I wait
>I remember the insatiable want
>I wanted him to want me
>I needed him to

why is this hot wtf

I want to get off this ride

>Can't you see I want ya, I want ya girl
>I've been checkin' you all night
>So what's the point of lying
>Now can't you see I want ya I want ya girl

...

>I remember the sound of him kneeling behind me
>He moved awkwardly, slowly
>I didn't care
>I knew what was going to happen
>I could feel my asshole pucker and relax
>Playfully calling to him, inviting him
>He started by slapping my ass
>One, solid, heavy spank
>I felt the tinge of pain shudder throughout my body
>This is it
>I felt him test me with a finger
>He pushed slowly, and forcefully
>He wasn't going to be gentle
>My breath caught in my chest as I tried to relax
>I needed to be perfect for him
>As I focused on my breathing, I felt my asshole relax
>I felt his finger push deeper
>I felt him.. fill me
>I felt my apprehension melt away
>I felt it replaced by eager anticipation
>I let out a low, slutty moan
>I bit my lip eagerly and gently started to shake my ass at him
>Just enough to make my sorely neglected cock sway
>"Please" I begged him
>I turned my head to look him in the eyes
>His face a marvel of curious, excited bewilderment
>"Pleeeease fuck me"

If I nut to this I swear to god

toasting in epic bread

I'm sitting here wondering why I'm reading this and so entranced at the same time

>I wasn't ready
>Not for this... Not really
>I felt the head of his cock press against my unyielding asshole
>I took deep, focused breaths which were cut short as I felt him push
>I felt my asshole protest
>I felt pain
>I bit down on my arm to stop from screaming
>Tears welled in my eyes
>I felt him hesitate
>I responded by pushing my ass deeper into him
>I was his
>Finally, finally, I felt my asshole yield
>I felt his cock sink into me
>He pushed deep into me with a deep, satisfying moan
>Completely dominated, I rode the thrust
>I took him as best I could, begging my body to relax
>Slowly, my asshole relaxed and like my throat, began to greedily swallow him whole
>My gasps of pain were replaced by whimpering moans of pleasure
>My arm had deep red bite marks and was now covered in saliva
>Oh how I moaned as I felt his balls slap against my ass
>My stiff, aching cock bobbed helplessly

Is this story ever going to end?

Oh I hope not

>tmw unsure if truth or not

...

Of course its true, who would just go on the internet and lie?

>The sensation of his cock, buried deep in my asshole
>The sensation of that cock, swelling, becoming even more engorged
>Oh fuck, it was the hottest sensation I have ever experienced
>His balls, hot, heavy and sweaty gently pushing against mine
>I reached between my legs to stroke my cock
>I needed some relief, but I could barely touch myself
>It was too intense
>I gently grazed my cock with my fingertips as he built up momentum
>Having forced his cock as deep as he could, he now began to really fuck me
>Hard... Deep...
>He pounded my tight little bitch ass
>All I could do was moan, gently stroke my cock
>I reached back a little further and gently caressed his balls
>So much bigger and heavier than mine
>That's when the thought first occurred to me
>The thought of those big, heavy balls, pumping hot, juicy cum, deep inside me
>I was overcome with this thought
>I stretched my arms out in front of me, to secure myself and started to fuck back
>Little involuntary gasps escaping my lips with each thrust
>"Yeah.. Yeah.. Yeah.. Oh fuck"
>He liked that. I could tell
>He had a tight grip on my hips
>I felt his nails dig into my skin

I think this might be the post that makes me leave this place, thanks OP

what the actual fuck.

>His grunts became more animalistic
>He started to slow, pushing his cock deeper
>Deeper, slower, he leaned over me
>I felt his heavy stomach on my back
>Forcing me to the floor, I felt my cock protest as it was crushed under his weight
>He wrapped an arm around my neck
>I struggled to breath, all the while, trying desperately
>DESPERATELY
>to force his cock deeper inside
>I wrapped my legs around his
>I arched my back
>"I'm yours" I managed to gasp
>He bit into my shoulder as he bucked
>And I felt his cock start to spasm
>I felt it, I felt it pump
>I felt hot, juicy cum, filling me
>I felt so wonderfully, beautifully FULL
>I felt my asshole convulse as I was overcome with ecstasy
>I shuddered as I came
>I came like never before, it washed over me
>I continued to grind my ass into him as he relaxed
>His breathing slowed and I felt his cock start to soften
>But he was still deep in my asshole
>I was still his

I have mixed feelings about this.

It's threads like this that make me question what I'm doing with my life that I have literally nothing better to do than read this shit right now.

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK

Imagine if trump jr is a Sup Forums tard and sees this thread.

>I'm not sure how long we lay there
>I remember how it felt when he pulled his cock out of me
>My asshole pushed him out as he went
>He gave my ass another smack as he stood up
>But it felt like he was going through the motions at that stage
>I wondered if he slapped his bitch wife's ass when he was finished with her
>I realised with a pang that I was jealous
>As I rose to get up, he looked at me with cold disdain
>That look of disgust was back
>"I see you've ruined the carpet"
>Then he pulled up his trousers, fastened his belt
>He left
>I got dressed as quick as I could
>I think I was a little in shock
>I left my job shortly after that
>I was labelled a climate change advocate or something like that
>I never cared about the politics
>I still wonder about what could have been

>implying he wouldn't want to fuck him

...

Now I've seen everything.

do... do people still archive threads?

Yep, I'm archiving right now

I look forward to the copy pasta

yes, we do

OP here, I'm also Mexican

I have it all in a text file...

TFW considering linking trump on twitter

Apparently Sup Forums is becoming the new fanfiction site

Do it

Tfw you were there the day this happened

Put me in the screencap.