Weird things you have done to get off

Weird things you have done to get off

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I have nudes from a 10/10 ex girlfriend. Posting them turns me on a lot, but could also get me in trouble if anyone who knows her ever sees them. I play a game where I choose one of her nudes as a file to post on b, confirm the captcha, then with closed eyes move the mouse to where I think the post button is and click. Gets my heart racing, cum within seconds. Then open my eyes and check if I posted it or not.

Always feel guilty about it afterwards no matter if I post it or not, but can't stop myself from doing it again and again.

Cum on girls clothing

Then do it Here and now Faggot

When I was in highschool, I was over at my friend's house and I put a camera in the bathroom to film his mom. I stole a pair of her panties and fapped into them the first time I watched the video.

His idea of a 10/10 is a few steps below your mom.

I once swam naked in a high school swimming pool.

I get majorly turned on by being locked in chastity and I end up taking it off early and have a mind blowing orgasm. I can't wait to have an owner to keep the key away from me.

I hit up a local massage parlor about once a week. Get a happy ending while the girl sits on my face wearing panties just so I can inhale her ass sweat

Hot AF

has anyone saw u

>Ice is really smooth.
>Almost frictionless. Nolubeneeded.jpg
>Try melt a cylindrical hole thru a block of ice.
>Only get one shot and hole is way bigger than muh dick.
>Fuck it, I'll just put some ice from the ice maker in a face rag.
>Realize I am a fucking retard.
>Not before fapping to disgusting mix of pre cum/lube/melting water everywhere.
Never again Sup Forums never again

nutted all over my sister underwear yesterday and she wore them today

That is a dude

A girl I know was skyping with me once and she fell asleep on her bed with her ass facing me in just some underwear, I usually make up an excuse to turn my cam away when I want to fap to her but I just decided to go for it and fap right in view of the cam, came buckets with all the adrenaline pumping because she could wake up any second and see me or someone could come into her room and see it.

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honestly im getting off to this thread right now

i also fucked my sister when she was younger

greentext how did you initiate it? pics pls

fapped to my girl on the phone while she was upset about something personal, i kept intentionally saying subtle things to make her cry more, was pretty hot having her cry down the phone with my cock next to it

>20 years old
>incall only escort, gfe type of stuff. bare for 250/hr
>unsatisfying sex with people like you faggots every day
>develop fucked up sex drive
>want to cum all the time but so numb to depravity that nothing gets me off anymore
>piss in cup and masturbate with it on my desk
>about to cum
>drink piss
>cums hard for the first time in forever

also

>middle of the night
>masturbates in front of the side door of my suite
>keeps the door open a little bit
>too much of a pussy to just full on expose myself in the park.
>cum and kick the door shut
>cry

went over to grandmas, lives alone, cute athletic. slept on the couch while she on her bed. during the night started fapping, always had a thing for her. fapped all over the couch. stains are still there. went to her room. grabbed her boobs. put the tip on her mouth. went to see some v she woke up most awkward moment of my life. fapped half an hour later btw

>cry
noob

>be me 12, horny, preteen fuck
>cute sister 9,little chubby,nice ass, always played weird games with her and cousin
>there was always a weirdness between us
>she had on a pair of little kids(9-12)booty shorts on
>they outlined her ass pertty nicely
>she had a really big ass for her age
>she walks into my room with her ds playing mario on it
>she sat on my floor hiding behind my bed
>i ask "what are you doing"
>she replies "playing mario on my ds"
>she sucks at the game and asked me for help a couple times
>then i go back and sit on my bed thinking about what i should do
>so i had an idea of a game i could bring back and use to fuck her
>she was will to try most of the games(me touching and groping her and watching her get naked)i asked her to do with no resist


in the game i would play with her ass. when we were younger i would have her sit on my dick with a blanket over us(we would both take our bottoms off). she loved playing the game because we played different version of the one game of about 4-5 years.
it was one of the weird things she liked to do with me. she never told anyone about it and we did it with people around us or no one at all. and only my mom, anxd sister know about me and her fucking.
well and my cousin but those are old and different
no pics not really into taking pics but im going to start because she started dressing like a lil whore

cont>i slide next to her threw a blanket over us and pulled down her shorts
>she pulled up her shorts and tried to stop me
>she said "she didnt want to get caught having sex"
>i told her "nothing was going to happen"
>"lets play that game we used to always play"
>seconds later my mom walking into my room
>she tells use "get out from under the blanket and not to share anymore"
>i take the blanket off of us but still laying with her ass resting on my dick
>my mom doesnt really notice how we were laying and turns around
>she walks back up stairs(not to return)
>i throw the blanket back over my sister
>getting ready to continue my plan
>she says "that we will get caught"
>i whisper in her ear "no, not if we are quiet"
>i knew she wouldnt say no because at this point i was starting it play with her ass
>she thought for a second, but to decided to go along with it
>so she pulls down her shorts
>i start out slowly
>rubbing her ass and sticking a finger in to see how tight it was
>she was a virgin and i was the only person shes ever done sexual stuff to
>she never had any pain when i was playing with her ass
>so i put lotion on my dick and slide it into her ass
>she lets out a soft moan
>it was one of the best feelings in my life
>it was the start to a fun year and a half
>the first time i ever nutted was in my lil sisters tight ass
>at the time i didnt known it was an orgasm because i never felt something like that before
>she seemed to enoy it to because would ask me to play the game with her all the time
>we would say playing the game so my mom wouldnt ask questions
>she would just think it was us playing on her ds because i"loved" that thing
>i would know she wanted to have sex by her playing her ds with mario in
>she only had her ds out when me and her where together
>i never had to ask to have sex with her either
>she was always willing to do what i wanted, when i wanted

Continue please

Play a game with my gf lock all the locks on door give her 15 seconds to escape if she can't get out she gets fucked. She loves it

Used my wife's limp, unwilling hand to jerk myself off.
It was pathetic.

Convinced my nymphomaniac younger cousin to do some sexy times stuff. It tarted out as playful teasing, but after we warched a movie in my room i started rubbing her pussy, after i started finger fucking her, she came and said she wanted to make me feel good too. My mom came in and told us to go to bed (we were both 17/15 respectively) the next day before i went to work i told her i wanted to "destress" so she said she wanted to taste my cum, she came into the bathroom near my room with me and eventually i came into her mouth. We never really got a chance to do stuff like that since (I'm 23 now making her 21) i know i should have green texted but I'm a lazy fucker

>Saw a product online called bath slime.
>Did lotsa research.
>Found best voted brand: rends bath slime.
>Fuckin expensive shit but it works amazingly better than others
>Get a bottle.
>Find other brand.
>Loveslime.
>Get 2 boxes loveslime for same price as 1 of rends.
>Take wife to hotel room with hot tub in room.
>Secretly dump in the rends when she not looking.
>Water starts to thicken with us in it.
>She freaks.
>I joke about having jizzed a gigantic inhuman load into the bath
>She believes for a second then demands to know what i did.
>I tell her.
>I also reveal that it is made to be fucked in.
>Tell her it can also be bottled and saved for later use.
>She is down.
>We fuck in a bathtub made up basically of fuck lube.
>Shit was awesome.
>After we fucked we soaked in it for a while then fucked a few more times.
>Eventually had to get out.
>Showering off was awesome.
>Fucked again in the shower.
>Got 5 1 gallon water jugs.
>Dump them.
>Re fill with slime
>Fuck lube for months.

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

Rubbed my cock against my cats pussy.

>maybe 7 yrs old
>just figured out how to sexually fantasize
>just got 4 teeth pulled
>spend a week laying in bed all day thinking about sex
>too dumb to masturbate properly
>mom thinks im depressed
>cant tell her im just horny

my first sexual fantasies were about my landlord's son who was kind of a prick. id think about us doing "grownup things" like drinking coffee, using their exercising equipment, and fucking
I also used to think about this cabin in the woods where there was just a constant orgy
>when you independently come up with the love shack when you're 7

A mouth is a mouth

Licked my mom's heels

>one day my cousin, my sister, and me were playing in my room
>me,10
>my cousin,9 and my sister,7
>we were wrestling in my closet
>my sister and cousin were naked and i had on clothes
>i convinced them to get naked and wrestle for me
>i would join in and watch when i felt like it
>we treated it like it was a porn shoot and i was the director
>we did this for about 10 minutes then i sugggested that they lick each others vagina
>my sister didnt want to but my cousin did
>so my cousin told my sister to lay down and she would lick her pussy
>i acted like i was filming it and was telling them where to lay and what to do
>my sister stopped my cousin and left the room
>she was going outside
>me and my cousin stayed in the closet
>i asked "what i would have to do to have sex with her"
>she said "give me 500$"
>i convinced her to let me dry hump her for 20$
>she got on her hands and knees and let me rub my dick on her
>we hump for about 5 minutes until her brother came in
>i was just about to actually start fucking her but he ruined it
>he started yelling through the door at us
>i held it closed until my cousin got dressed
>he finally got in and told us to never been alone again
>the last time we were alone she sat on my feet
>in a way where her pussy was just over my toes
>she didnt notice at first
>but i started rub her pussy with my toes and she decide to move in a position for me to get better access
>right when she moved my brother jumped over the couch and scared her
>she quickly acted like she was sliding over for him
>we have not been alone since that
>we only see each like once a year now and idk if she is still into incest
>i feel she is because she would do a lot of stuff with me and also with my sister

> descibe / b with a single gif....

I sniff and jerk off into my daughters dirty panties and I've finger fuck my wife with a pair wrap around my finger. Tasted fantastic!

What was her reaction?

Watch my friends cum on my mom's panties

She never knew, of course. I loved every second of it. I didn't lick them while she was wearing them.

that hot af, how many have came on them and how often?

Did she fucking swallow?

Whoa man that's great

Sometimes i go on adult work and fap to an escorts profile pic.

She's not particularly hot and her eyes are blurred out to stop her being id'd, but she offers bareback and i like to fap while i think about booking her.

Where can I buy this and how long does it last?

I once successfully wanked a jizzed during a class in secondary school. I was sitting in the back row of the class and wanked through a hole in my pants pocket.

kek

filmed myself having sex with a blowup doll in a public toilet

This sounds a lot like what I did except I blew a load all over the desk underside and carpet

Gonna need some proof there

When 19, i put my then gfs dildo in my butt while wearing her thong, came buckets. She found out and confronted me. I confessed, we tried a little fingering, didnt work out much, she lost her interest pretty quick. Few weeks later, started cheating with a friend of mine, broke up with me, told her friends of my depravity. 10years later, i got anoter gf, about to get married, who d have guessed. Still faping to ex gfs face when she found out tho.

Just put a couple ice cubes up ur butt then rub one out. Feelsamazingman

I'm sorry Louis
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uh the video maybe ?

Probably happens to every guy who's been married long enough

I jerk off to my mom fucking her boyfriend, I haven't seen her yet, but I can her moaning and it makes diamonds.