Which Elder God should I be worshiping?

Which Elder God should I be worshiping?

Khorne is the only one who isn't a huge fag.

I prefer the Vanir. Any will do just fine.

Shrek

somebody

once

once

told

once

Eru Iluvatar.

me

the

world

was

going

give

you

Aids

Me you dumb cunt. I've sent you signs? Are you fucking retarded or autistic or something? What do I have to do as your messiah? Rent a fucking billboard? You know what you're too fucking dumb to worship me... Your going to hell faggot. Fuck this shit. Im sick of cunts like you. With all your dick sucking, traps, cucks and faggotry. KYS mortal!

up

Buddhism or Hinduism is the only way to discover your true self, free of having to live by strict rules of other religions.

Raiden

Barry The Delightful

Blood for the blood god

never

Cthulu
worshiping it won't save you or even provide any benefit
however you will be on the side that ultimately wins

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off by one for satan trips. It must be god

Well you could just peek out from behind a cloud and tell people you are real.
Telling people to have faith without evidence is a lazy copout.

One does not simply pop out from behind a cloud WHEN YOU ARE GOD!
You're going to hell too faggot!

So you can't?
So much for omnipotence.

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No I can. Im God. Im everywhere. But.... you're just a faggot. Btw you'll die of bowl cancer in the next 6 years. And do you know why they call them the pearly gates? Everyone in heaven will dump a load on your face before we fire you down the shitter to hell. See you soon bro

Huh, so I'll grow a bowl and then get cancer in it?
Will I at least get to store chips in it before that happens?
Also I don't believe you're god unless you prove it.

This is a rap song, right?

See you in 5 years 365 days 11 hours and 56 mins faggot.

I'll be looking forward to it larpfag.