G-Good evening, Anonymous!
It's t-that time again, t-time for General Help with me, Alice3D!
D-Do you need a friend?
A shoulder to c-cry on?
Someone to m-make you laugh and feel welcome?
Perhaps some f-friendly advice?
Don't s-suffer in s-silence, Anonymous. You don't have t-to anymore
my girlfriend is icky about doing anything feet related but I have a foot fetish, what do?
also what to eat for dinner?
and fuck ya alice thread
The czech is real
anyone have any tips for stalking a girl?
W-What do you mean "icky"?
WITNESSED
I never got you, why the heck would you type in stuttering?
Show penis
Yes, one.
D-Don't do it. It's creepy and weird. S-Should be kind of obvious.
>nirvana
lame
Alice people are trying to kill me what do?
can you do something cute?
Isn't it g-glorious?
B-because I'm nervous, Anonymous!
I don't have one, sorry.
Clearly he's nervous.
i never pushed any of my fetishes on my gf and she eventually wanted to do them just to see me happy, try not being a perv and letting her be the pervy one
#OMG
Alice just told me on skype she got quads!!
also notice these:
quints: quads: trips:
>Comfortable shirt
W-What's the problem?
Go to the p-police.
I think my girlfriend is cheating on me. I have no reason to but I've always thought this. What should I do?
>B-because I'm nervous, Anonymous!
That's stupid, it's a silly affectation that you seem to put on to garner sympathy.
I'm a biological female, s-sorry
Stalking seems to be the only way to get close to her though.
>W-What's the problem?
the shirt's fine, the band itself is the problem
Hey, Alice. I love you.
Please don't forget that, no matter what.
I don't really need advice, but I do need to vent right now. I suspect I'm bipolar and I'm (hopefully) going in for evaluation soon. I'm going through one of my up times right now, and I feel great. Just a few days ago though I was a wreck. I couldn't stop thinking about something shitty that happened last week that pretty much dealt the killing blow to my confidence. All I could do was cry and mope, I had no drive to even try to put effort into anything I like. I fear going back into one of those phases very much. I have lots of important shit I need to get done and lots of people I need to talk to, so I can't be falling apart like I was. It's stressing me the fuck out.
What a beautiful set of digits! Won't you donate them to Hakurei Shrine?!
It's a fucking meme you dip
d-did anyone successfully s-stalked Alice?
Hi Alice!
Dude. The amount of effort you put into that list just to show us Alice isn't special, which we already know, makes you King of the fucking sperglords.
Art thief
G-great. Another t-thread that isn't about you that is going to b-become about you.
When is moot coming back?
Alice, yo!
Same shit, different day.
B-Because you are paranoid. Have you s-seen a doctor about this?
Stalking is c-creepy and wrong. I d-don't know where you g-got the idea that it's a normal t-thing to do?
Again, d-don't stalk people. It's weird and creepy.
Never. He tried us up in a sack and threw us into a Japanese river.
when google will fire him for watching pedoporn during working hours
Hello slice, is it possible to get a picture with your sign saying"Sophie" at all? It will make my epeen bigger on a different forum
Tied*
*flies around the thread bumping into this and that and bouncing off the walls*
ahhhh!
Alice tried to sell her nudes to me kek
Alice* darn this autocorrect
The fact that you're aware is a huge step you have over many people, even though it might not feel like it. Got to learn to be more content that you're on the right path, and you'll eventually finish where you want to.
T-To each their own.
W-Well I am certainly glad that you're going to get an evaluation. Untreated mental illnesses and disorders c-can be dangerous. I'm p-proud of you for seeking help.
I meant back to the internet. His blog and twitter fell silent after he started working for Google.
R U M OR F
Quads Chek'd
Hello!
It's wonderful to see you!
I don't like the doctor. Once when I was a boy he molested me. Also, I don't like going outside. Should I stop smoking weed?
Alice, where can i send you money?
I wanna eat ur ass
>talking shit on nirvana
Does that bandwagon have snacks?
Do you have autism?
You could at least not lie while posting evidence that you're lying...
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Are you ever going to update that "self-doxx" that you did a while ago? IIRC it was at a house, but now you live in a penthouse or something right?
Hello bestie
Holy shit. You fucking cringer's. Stop fucking role-playing. Are you 12?
-smacks user with The Penetrator rendering him dead-
-connects-
There. Now fuck off, faggot.
That doesn't look like she's trying to sell you nudes, retard
That's not what happened there.
Whats rumorf?
How do I get a girlfriend like you?
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What a greedy whore.
I have a penis
Alice, I heard you are selling nudes
Tits or GTFO
No clue. Fuck m00t. I was here since 06 and that faggot just watched as the cancer decimated us and then sold our dying corpse to some anatomy undergrads to play with.
>find any man
>mcdonalds bag over head
>???
>profit
T-try a more stimulating d-drug like coke.
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eww, gross, and stinking like a rotten fish
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Hi! Wanna eat some cake with me?
H-He's not?
Hey Revy, h-how are you holding up down there?
No I didn’t, I c-contacted you because you incessantly demanded m-my nudes so I confronted you, Magneto
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Nice quads...now tits or GTFO
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now let me eat you, human!
>Seems pretty reasonable to ask the source, btw.
nigga this doesn't show she was selling anything at all. you probably could have even scored some for free if you just played it cool after that
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Hey why are the black paper and the white paper not lined up? Either lazy photoshopping or lazy papercutting!
3/10 at least the blur is even
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Well? Give the man what he wants, you trap queen.
Just so you know, my wife is convinced you're a man due to your Adam's Apple and your Jean shorts always seem to have a buldge.
The difference between you and my wife is that I've put my dick in her vagina, so I know she's female. Gotta say, the little lady has some points.
Where did you get all this Roblox porn?
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eww, I can spot a fake alice:
- has a gmail address
- doesn't stutter
- talks about her nudes
- states there aren't any
- Richard Fagger got destroyed and incinerated
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You should f-find someone that's better than me, not l-like me.
Absolutely! S-sounds yummy
>that dog
The circle jerking begins
You've only seen her while she's threading then. Go visit her at her chat.
I went to a therapist for a while regarding my social anxiety, but nothing really helped and I'm not sure what to do now. What would you recommend?
Wait what does trap queen where you're from? Where I live it means a female that hangs around places commonly occupied by young adult weed smokers
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How much do you normally charge for nudes?
This faggot again.
Magneto, don't make up a fake wife please. That's really creepy. Also, I'm not sure if you knew this, but every sentence doesn't need a new paragraph.
S-sorry, biological female, don’t have an Adams apple (as I’ve proven since 2011, so lurk more) and I t-think maybe you don’t know how pants work. T-tell your hand I said hi, but she doesn’t have a vagina