I work at a daycare. AMA

I work at a daycare. AMA

do you ever poop on the kids

Nope, can't say I have

Why?

Why.. ?

How often does a kid show you their asshole?

How many boners do you get during the shift?

How easy would it be to isolate the cutest kids so that you could have some alone time with them?

You're not fondling the kiddies, Right?

whats the funniest shit you've seen/ heard on the job

Set up any hidden cams in the change rooms?

Not often, i dont change any of the lil shits

Flaccid the whole way, partner

are their mouths as soft on a dick as i imagine?

Not very, considering they arent cute and we are always within proximity of each other (coworkers)

Where do you work? May we ask you anything?

>mouths as soft

They spontaneous motherfuckers will bite your dick off dude

Hell naw

Are you man?

Do you molest kids you sick fuck?

Heres a question that doesnt involve messing with the kids. How hot are some of the moms?

One of the girls brought in a black baby doll, she carried it around everywhere because she had "anxiety issues" and it helped her. One of the younger kids was eyeballing it and asked me "user, why is her baby burnt?"

Why?

How do you explain all of your hentais once the feds storm your room and seize all the thumb drives?

I'd say 40% of the moms that come in are total milfs

Are you the only male worker there?

Well which is it? Nope, or *wink wink* You CAN'T say.. *wink wink*

Just "nya" at them in the hope they put a bullet in my brain

You ever show the kids Sup Forums?

I have not pooped on any kids. I dont think i will, either

do their vaginas look like this?

You ever leave a child in the van by mistake?

Not yet