Excuse me sir, there have been reports of illegal dubs around this area. May I check your bag?

Excuse me sir, there have been reports of illegal dubs around this area. May I check your bag?

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Fuck you copper, you can't see my bag see, i'm the dubs god see
checkem

You mean this bag, officer?

Sure thang Officer

W-what? I d-don't have any dubs on m-me

What seems to be the officer, problem?

I aint got no dubs

completely empty, officer

i dindu nuffin

fuck you got me

OFFICERRRR HERE!

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Bastard

Cgecj these sumvgles

oh boy

are you alright, user?

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No

check me, officer

of course mr fbi sir

I have a permit for this!

No dubs here, good sir.