Gayest things you've ever done

Gayest things you've ever done

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One time when I was wiping my ass the toilet paper ripped and I ended up fingering myself

>be me
>click on this thread

>Be me
>One of my best friends is a really skinny and tall guy
>Even though he's been my friend for years I know only two things
>He's into k-pop
>He was bullied before our group met him
>We'll call him K-pop guy
>One day I sat beside him on physics class
>We had physics after lunch, so we were all tired and sleepy
>He falls asleep in his table
>That moment I turned gay, it was the cutest thing I had ever seen
>Hide him with my body when the teacher was close so he wouldn't wake him up
>Fast forward a couple of months
>My friends are trying to know if I liked someone, since I haven't been in a relationship in two years
>They end up knowing that I liked someone, but couldn't get any hints of who
>Since that moment he started to act sad
>Tried to talk with him and cheer him up, but he wouldn't talk with me
>I have a hint of what's going on
>Talk to his best friend
>She confirms me that k-pop guy is gay
>Next day i get a message on my phone
>It's from him
>"user, can i talk with you about something?"
>"Sure, what's up"
>He confesses to me
>Tell him i liked him back
>Since that day when we talked we would say things like "you're hot af" only to see the other one blush
>A week later he tells me that he doesn't feel mature enough to start a relation
We've been like that for a while now, I don't know what to do now
Pic related: Black haired guy looks almost exactly like him.

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Once shoved a banana up my ass

toothbrush up ass, jerked off into sink. I was 14.

Bump, want to see what you fags have done

Holy shit satan trips

Stuck two fingers up my asshole and moaned while doing it

Alendro Perez

>be me
>12
>got caught cuddling and shit with my best friend
I'm not gay.

saw a trans escort. s/he had a bigger penis than me, which i ended up sucking and getting fucked by. I'd call that pretty gay

Traps on paper are interesting, traps in reality are such shit. YMMV of course.

>be me
>marching drum corps (google it faggots)
>weird rookie talent rituals
>get up on stage
>piss on a guy's chest while he's laying down
>lick it up
>also there are pubes taped to my face
>audience cheers
this really happened

>be me
>spending night at friend's house
>Me, beaner, and douchey friend all trying to sleep on trampoline
>friend turns to me
>"user, pop your dick."
>wtf
>I've said I could do it, guess he wants a demonstration
>tell him I have to be hard first.
>proceeds to jerk off under the blanket in between them.
>trampoline moves up and downh
>friends are making fapping noises with their lips
>tell them to stfu
>I'm ready
>bends dick down to pop it
Twas a pretty gay night

You sucked their dirty escort dick then took it up the poop shoot? Please tell me they wore protection. Or don't. So we can laugh at you. Geez man you're just suppose to get head then make them leave immediately.

Sometimes I like to cover Bob Dylan songs in my own style

>at friend's house
>friend is talking to a bunch of girls
>we're both high af and I'm spinning in my chair oblivious to girls
>friend is dared by a gay chick to make out with the "cute boy sitting next to him"
>end up making out with him for like 2 minutes in front of 12 random chicks on MSNsince he had so many windows open

another one

>going to friend's halloween party
>need a costume
>don't have money
>decide to crossdress
>ask some friends and they let me have some gently used clothes that they don't want anymore
>buy a man thong from a spencer's
>show up at party looking like a qt trap
>it's dark so the illusion of being a girl is complete
>dancing with 6 dudes and this one black guy starts grinding on me hard
>finds my dick
>asks me if I'm a dude
>whisper "it's a costume party" in his ear
sucked his dick in the alleyway after that

What's your style.

Youre still a fucking racist.

took it with a condom, sucked it without.

very neutral taste if you were curious.

Boy have I got a story for you faggots, I was the gayest straight kid ever. Btw Corey I know you're in here you gaycuck.

>> be me
>> have friends because not old enough to develop proper social anxiety
>> friends and I hangout in backyard
>> we are boy
>> whip out the salamander and spray the piss
>> "ooh boy user that looks fun"
>> we all piss all over everything
>> get boners because were all fags apparently
>> start rubbing the tips of our dicks together
>> feelsgoodbro.word
>> start to pee again
>> feel need to rub more vigorously
>> "user your pee is white, are you okay?"
>> other buddy wiped his cum on me after

This actually became a tradition until those faggots moved away. It's amazing nobody got aids.

Phony wannabe musician who's never going to do a damn thing besides pretend like I have a clue what I'm doing on the most pretentious combination of musical ability (vocals + acoustic)

here's another one

>smonking dank pots with stoner friend from first story
>we're innna woods at a golf course
>start joking around because we're high
>he gives me a super
>our lips accidentally touch
>he outs the joint with his tongue by accident
>just puts it away and start making out
>get caught by one of the groundskeepers making out while I jerked him off sitting on a log inna woods
>just laugh at the groundskeeper yelling at us cuz he cant get to us
>make moaning noises and loud girly grunts while jerking him off to piss off the groundskeeper
>friend finishes and the groundskeeper is still there yelling at us
>he watches us leave by jumping over the fence and back to our housing development
>end up going back there regularly to have sex just to piss off the groundskeepers

those were fun times.

why? because a black dude wanted to sex me? guess that makes me a racist then.

I let my bunk mate at camp suck my dick. One night he approached my bunk and asked if I wanted to have my dick sucked. I'd never had a blowjob so after some thought I said ok. He sucked me like a Hoover vaccum every night for 3 weeks. Never asked to go further and he didn't tell anyone so I lucked out.

I once played soccer.

You fucking queer.

And anotha one.

>I took advanced tap dancing as a child

beat that.

Enjoy your AIDS faggot

I shared this a couple days ago. Didn't think anyone would believe me. New to town I got in with a group, went camping with 3 guys on an island. Two of the guys were kind of a on again off again couple. Mdma was going around and the mood started changing. Things happened. I went from 99% straight to doing all sorts of shit that night. And coz we were all off our faces it went pretty much all night. As the sun was going down I was getting my cock sucked on the beach, then hours later as the sun was rising I was sucking dick.
Still trying to figure out wtf that experience was all about. It was like going from 0 to 200 in an instant and then back to 0 again.

I'll greentext some of that shit if anyone interested

>do it

Sounds like you got taken advantage of pretty hard tbh. Unless you're secretly gay and enjoyed it. Which is probably the case

I forced myself to jerk off watching gay porn

It was just to see if i would enjoy

I can do blowing in the wind on the harmonica. II have a guitar sitting somewhere. How hard/time consuming would blowing in the wind be to learn for a complete beginner.

Oh shit. Didn't expect a response. OK will do, just in between work shit atm, will drop it in about ten.

Yeah its weird. I wouldn't have done anything if it wasn't for the molly. I'm sure of that. When we got back to town I hooked up with one of the guys a couple times, but my heart wasn't in it.
So yeah doubt I'm gay, am on the spectrum somewhere. Girls are my thing but I can't dent what I did that night, and I still read the occasional thread like this.

I've been hetero my entire life. Love pussy. But I actually think it's hot when I see a dick cum.

Maybe a few weeks to figure out strumming rhythms and chord shapes/transitions. You want to find your own style before you try and directly copy an artist for their single session recording. Even they adapt their own work over time. By the time you figure it out you might as well write your own song with the effort put into the process to get it sounding right. But yeah the joke is covering Dylan is pretty fucking gay but I guess I have no shame because I'm a bastard.

>When we got back to town I hooked up with one of the guys a couple times, but my heart wasn't in it.
>So yeah doubt I'm gay, am on the spectrum somewhere.
Youre on the spectrum as gay. Or at least bisexual. Nothing wrong with it but don't be in denial. That's dangerous. As a straight man I can say I wouldn't hook up with a guy even if I was on Molly. And if I did I'd probably be in fetal position in the shower wondering what the fuck happened to my self control. I most definitely wouldn't contact them again or especially hook up. You're not straight but you're not fully gay. You're you. Those guys are dicks for setting you up like that though. Of course your heart isn't in some dudes throat who tricked you physically for some slime.

at this point dude you might just be gay

>might

got my dick sucked in Germany by a trap before she started hormone treatment

>Suck trannies cock
>Swallow
>Repeat

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Yeah youre right. You know Ive just been writing up a greentext, but its kinda left me cold. There were some pretty cool aspects about that wknd, if Im honest atm I'm kinda grossed out too

Im case anyone cares heres what I typed out. Sorry to keep you hanging if anyone after fapping material

> new to town. Last year HS, takes some effort but finally make friend
> Hes got a steady supply of weed and shit. Its all good
> one wknd we go camping on an offshore island with 2 of his mates
> its the best place to go get fucked up. Just mangroves and shit no one goes there
> no cops, no people, like no one is left on earth
> alcohol flowing, sun setting, music blaring, molly comes out
> Never had this before, wtf not try it
> makes fucking awesome vibe, really enjoying my new friends company
> nature is beautiful, the waves, the warm breeze, everything is great

> 2 guys joking around a bit. I knew they used to go out, Im not bothered by it. They go for a swim
> me and my mate, B just sit and drink, watch the other 2 swim
> cpl mins pass the guys are hugging in the surf, OK I'm fine with that
> start kissing
> looks like theyre back on as a couple
> one has his back to us, the other is down on his knees in the surf. Cant see anything but its obvious whats happening
> normally Id be weirded out, but molly has got me in a great mood. Watching someone getting a bj in the ocean seems like the most amazing thing ever
> they move up to the sand and go for it. They're oblivious to us but we cant ignore them, theyre only 200 metres away
> B asks if he can massage me
> eh? Um ok, no probs man
> think I can see where this is going, I'm happy to run with it
> whats starts out as a back rub ends up with his hands all over me
> im lying on my back, he rubs my junk as he massages me
> cant help but pop a boner
> don't stop him when he digs it out of my boardies
> I lie there looking straight up at the sun setting and the clouds changing colour while getting my cock sucked

became bisexual

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Stuck K'nex rods up my ass when I was ~10-12ish

I made a buttplug out of k'nex once, was not pleasant

Wtf is knex? Is that an american thing? Pls don't tell me to google.

Kinda like lego except it's rods and connectors

kleenex??

Tissue paper

At times i ride a small flashlight to get a higher orgasm

fingering my ass while thinking of shota
that's the worst of it

i stuck a drumstick in my ass, my stomach hurt

>buttplug out of k'nex

Fucked a few traps, but these days, who hasn't?

whats up tj

the website asked if i was over 18 and i said yes

let a dude blow me so I could play Black Ops multiplayer at his house.

I'm in the same spot right now and I'm pretty miserable :/

you sister saw you do it. you are 15 bud

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Disgusting

Fucked a dude in the ass.

That's pretty gay right?

no

i thought of a dude putting his dick on a copier and it turned me on.

Faggot.

Let a man see me dick, because he didn't believe how big it was.

Kissed a guy why groping him. He was wearing sweatpants, I think.

While*.