Let's play a little game, Sup Forums

Let's play a little game, Sup Forums.

Give a very vague description of where you live. This could include climate, wildlife, economic standing, etc.. and see if other anons can guess correctly.

>Weather can be very random, but winters are usually cold and dry and summers are very humid and warm to hot.
>Generally middle class, but there are a few impoverished cities.
> Our sports teams suck
>We don't say "soda" in reference to a carbonated beverage.
> Fresh water is in abundance.
>Oak trees, pine trees, deer, rabbits, turkey.

hot and humid

Florida

Hell

Canada

>town sits on a major river
>No pro sports teams here despite large population
>2 excellent college basketball teams in the state
>Well known for a certain type of booze produced here

NigAfrica

Somewhere in Ohio

Ohio?

No,, but you're on the right track.

I didnt say trashy

Texas

pine trees, lobsters, fireworks, and now decriminalized weed.

Hint: We hate Ohio more than we love anything.

Michigan

Washington?

Yep.

Arkansas?

Missississippippi

Right in the middle between a congregate of niggers and Donald Trump.

Best place in the world to live.

Beautiful weather year round

smoke the best weed

1 bedroom apartments start at 1.6k per month

drivers on crack

Old people
Odd crimes
Minorities
Hurricanes

Desert wasteland next to the arctic

California?

FUCKING BUTT FUCK F L O R I D A

London

Florida

Nope

Yes. but is it north or south?

Nope

Nosiree

North

Blue in red

Black people

Flooding lol

Smartass school districts next to dumbass school districts

North carolina

Weather is unpredictable, but it's always either the temperature of the sun and windy as fuck, or absolute zero and windy as fuck. We hate our gays and love our bibles.

Texas?

Faggotville texas

Kansas

>earthquakes
>niggers
>giant geometric objects
>murders per capita beats out chicago
>nobody honks their horn while driving
>somehow has some of the cleanest tap water in United States

Utah

Oregon

Flint Michigan

See

No

>give a description of where you live
no

We don't get earthquakes in MI.

Michigan

nice ! PHOTOSHOPPED EARTH wow as if it wasnt clear enough lmao !
the truth is coming out and your 'world' is being shattered haha. earth is flat get over it

I actually meant what I said about the water. It's really clean despite all the horrible shit you would think should be there.
Nowhere close

Hot summers
Relatively cold winters
Methamphetamine epedimic
Shitty football team
Country music
KKK

Mexico

Nebraska

The reef's nearly dead. Snakes, crocodiles. Hot as fuck and humid.

Georgia?

Trees, sheep, rugby, asians, housing crisis.
Not US

Australia.

I'll help
>giant river
>cat statues everywhere
too south

India?

Yeah. Can anyone be more specific?

Ben franklin. That's my description.

>Cant go out at night
>Niggers in every park passed 5
>Has several really boring but famous structures
>A chicken and chip shop around every corner

Yeah nah, more sheep

It is a small country, fuck you mean nigga?

Canada's wanna be dick

Gold coast m8

Colorado

New Zealand

>roads are shit and filled with potholes
>city council is absolute shit
>i hate the south of my province
>heat and humidity in summer is unbearable, and winters are also unbearably cold

egypt?

Do you mean literal sheep or sheeple

Giant geometric objects, cat statues and a river all say Egypt, but it's in the US...

Right state. I'm fucking stoked cowboys are in the top 4.

>
New Zealand?

Arkansas

>also, nickel

So close, but wrong continent.
>named after a city in egypt

I meant the woolly fucks yes

This guy is right

No, not really close.

You must be in vegas Nevada and referring to the luxor imo

Australia. Probably somewhere in NSW.

New Jersey?

i don't have power

Since you both said states, notice the word Province.

>Elvis
>Trap music
>Jazz

What the fuck is wrong g with you, you euro trash piece of shit. This is a US thread. You talk about how Americans are all retarded but nigga do you even reading comprehension?

Virginia?
Greece?

D.P.R. Korea.

This posses an Interesting paradox. How are you posting on Sup Forums?

>US thread

It's a massive country.

lmao not electrical power silly
I mean the power to choose what I want to do in life.

I'm a lady in Saudi Arabia

It's flat, everything is either BBQed or fried. It's rated as one of the worst cities to date in in spite of the fact that the majority of the movie theaters serve alcohol and have recliners and or couches. I've seen so many handjobs given at those places. Also once some guy stood up and peed all over the chairs at the AMC. Now you're limited 2 drinks at a time.

Memphis

Tennessee

No, it's in the United States.
Also, no need to get mad. We have New Zealand friends here too.

I never meant it to be just for the states. It's for anybody.

WINNERS!

Fucking americuck

My namea pajeet
No poo in loo
Street ok win
Show vagene and open boob say to women
City arsenic bad
Water also trash can river

The fuck OP? You've obviously never made it north of Flint. There are maybe a dozen cities in the UP and northern LP that aren't "impoverished," and the winter you describe is nothing like the rest of the state.

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