*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

wat do???

what can you do ?

see if all three will blow me at the same time

See if I can blow all three at the same time.

they laugh at your small penis and walk away

Throw your arms up in defeat and accept your fate I guess?

grimace in disgust and push past bitch bois

floor it

move it faggots

Wow dude what a homophobe

Grab him by the dick, swing him in circles in the air and fling them sack to the UK

toss a popper on the floor and watch with glee as they scrabble like roaches for it

Why would i be on my way to the apple store in the first place?

make the Orlando nightclub massacre a joke

which one?

Burn them with a flamethrower

Karate chop all their bulges

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I would start flirting with the cute one in the middle.

Fuck, I dunno. Ask them what they wanted? Ask them why their shirts and pants are off. If they want to fuck me, I guess I'd put up a fight, but I'd lose after a bit. If they wanted me to fuck them, I'd do it. If they wanted to beat me up, I'd put up a fight again, but I'd probably lose again. If they wanted to kill me, then power to them. I wanna die anyway. If they wanted to torture me, that would be fine. I'll probably die after a bit.