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Maximum butthurt and dynasty edition

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1st for no back to back cups

>Hawks fanbase Est. 2009

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https:// www twitch tv/ therealneoneddy

ho-key

shit thread
shit fans
shit arena
shit anthems
shit goal song

Is Kane the most overrated player?

> overrated
> won the hart
> 2nd in points this year
> about to pass mcmeme

No hes that good

Panarin babby

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Butthurt like I said

scaaaaar shorthanded

Dubs and Hawks go 50 years without another cup

>Shitcongo

>tfw nobody gives you a stream

NEVERMIND

thanks based Finn-land


who do we support? who is the blue-collar, underdog, public school?

Nah he's really good the only thing overrated is his capacity to control his dick from entering unwilling vaginas

I thought the spuds were about to choke after the penalty.
I wonder how many bottles of water Yeo has drank in the stands. That can't be cheap.

Moorhead SPUDS lad. They're a public school and the other is private.

>tfw enjoying twitch stream of HS hokkei
>dumb retard finn posts link
>grease now watching strim
And now I reported it. Fuck you Finland.

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>Moorhead SPUDS

FUCK
YES

I thought that name sounded heavier than the other

Who here excited for /finalspreview/ tonight?

bolts aren't getting to the ploffs though

Tfw when the blawhawks lose tonight

report twitch stream

chicagotribune.com/sports/hockey/blackhawks/ct-blackhawks-artemi-panarin-comments-spt-20170306-story.html

anyone see this?

Is breadman /ourboy/?

>yfw the spuds get mashed in the 3rd
the butthurt will be glorious

He also grabs pussies with his very strong hands while smiling.

no

>is reddit our guy
'no'

>look bambi, is an assmad faggot

That's quite literally every Eastern European player ever

>plays for the shitcongo apehawks

>losing to the cucks
What is it like to have never even won a cup stinky smelly?

Who fucking cares he said this 5 years ago. Libshits need to focus on something else because this is pathetic.

this has to be b8

What the fuck is your problem?

He's Russian bud, they are the libtard's enemies now

He probably shouldn't have said it but it was 5 years ago. Libshits need to kill themselves asap.

Montreal > rags
Ottawa > Boston
Washington > Islanders
Columbus > Pittsburgh

Montreal > Ottawa
Washington > Columbus

Washington > Montreal

Calgary > San Jose
Anaheim > Edmonton
Minnesota > St. Louis
Chicago > Nashville

Anaheim > Calgary
Minnesota > Chicago

Anaheim > Minnesota

.........

Anaheim > Washington

Ducks win da stan lee cup checkem

hewly sheet
these kids skate great

>He asked me about a fight. I knew it was not a great hit last game at home. I respect this guy, his leadership. He’s a great player, a great hockey player. I’m ready. It’s not my greatest fight, but I respect this guy. It’s fine. Just a couple punches and I lost.

>habs beating the rags
>jackets beating the pens
>flames beating the sharks
>wild beating the hawks
>ANAHEIM WINNING THE CUP
Worst bracket of the year goes to you

>then I am score

Will we ever see so much greatness ever again?

you can already tell hill-murray's goalies is shit and probably the fatty rich kid who can only get company by buying weed to everyone

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Lets go Edina.
Based successkids

stream will be down in a few minutes

fuck you grease, fuck you finland, eat a dick

>that hairline before 30

reminder how BTFO shittsburgh was after this youtube.com/watch?v=0wlrW2BYNWA

reminder pittsburgh is the defending champs

No.2 for moorhead is good

This cant be actual retardation, has to be b8. No one is actually this stupid

Reminder blue Jackets are one of only 3 teams to never win a playoff series

>le defending champs meme
they wont get past the first round this year, their defense is terrible now

HOLD ON
HOLD ON TO ME

then how is this described as quarterfinals?

>le penguins defence is bad meme

When has it ever been not sub par?

who are the other 2? jets and vegas?

why you so obsessed with Pittsburgh?

>Conference Quarterfinals
>Conference Semi Finals
>Conference Finals
>Stanley Cup Finals

Yeah

why havent you killed yourself

They got eliminated by a team with a 7-16 or something record before the tournament lmao. If you want to live vicariously through rich kids cheer for Eden Prairie. But I assume you will be sleeping or watching NHL when they play.

because I don't live in Ohio

He's crying so hard inside you can see it on the outside

you're right, you live in pittsburgh

Um i dont honestly know

Home of the defending champs

>cups before 2009

pretty successful sports town, feels good

>2009

All cups up to the lockout are relevent you cuck

M8 its
>first round
>second round
>semi final
>final
Not every round is a finals

>not knowing this was from the movie D4: Quack Life

just because you weren't a fan doesn't mean it didn't happen

Tell that to the NHL hype machine.

>Lose series
>Its not your final game

What did he mean by this

So we all agree that the Moorhead Spuds are /ourguys/, right?

like wow, like you would know faggot

home of 37% over the national crime rate average

The purney is win or go home but there only 1 final series. Get bent you autist

Who is she?

I voted for them in the poll they had on the tourny website. STA had over 50% of the votes when there are 8 teams.

you're so angry you're looking up stats lmao

Gonna take a crack and say the suits daughter

stream is down, the retard reported it

you live in a literal shack please get the fuck out

>t. Tom from Akron

its funny, pittsburgh fans are still btfo by a game from 3 years ago

Say your prayers, kid. I'm on my way.

stay obsessed loser

>tfw some bernout was talking about how great a president Bernie would have been in the locker room
>tfw I slashed his stick out of his hands, stole the puck and scored

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>calling anyone who lives outside of the shanty town pittsburgh a loser

Lmao the irrelevant Ofliover /hoc/ resident is at it again.
Stay salty at Pittsburgh, little bro. I know it's gotta be frustrating watching a city half the population get twice the acclaim in all aspects of life.

mr greatzky

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO

gonna report if they try to stream later tonight too! get fucked bitches!

devils fan here btw

Wasn't that the first playoff game the poo jackets ever won?

>living in pittsburgh
>calling any other city a flyover especially one with the economy booming
LMAO GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY

like last season trying to get into Hoc.... I'm gonna root for the Sharks... cause I like sea critters, not because of cali.... fuck those communists.

So what am I in for?