Confession thread. Confess your deepest secrets!

Confession thread. Confess your deepest secrets!

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When I was younger I was filled with a lot of hatred. However, over the past few years, a lot of this teenage angst and hatred has dissipated. I can say with 90% efficiency that I try to give most people the benefit of the doubt. With that being said, I must make a confession. There is a group of people which I have not been able to accept. I have exasperated every effort that my biological body could have exerted. That group , my dear friends, is called "business people." They are perhaps, the most vapid, vain, idiotic, and materialistic beings imaginable.

>lol let's create a start up company!!!!!!
>So why did you decide to become an entrepreneur? Was it for money?
>Hehehehe NO!! It was for PASSION!
>We're capitalists but we're really hip and we genuinely care about promoting social concern and as a token of our dedication we're going to donate 1 cent from every sale to supplying clean water for the impoverished in Uganda! We're so selfless, morally superior and fantastic hehehe!

Fuck business people.

I only read vanilla hentai

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car.

fag

my car tried to back fonger me in the front of my mom's friend

I fucked your mother.

deepest secret: OP is a faggot

Neon Genesis Evangelion

I’m in love with a girl who I know will never want want me, and every day I hope that she will text me saying that she wants me. But I know damn well that we will never happen

i bet you wank off to Rei, fag

I've been with my partner for 19 months.

I haven't felt in the mood to have sex, and he's been surprisingly okay with it. Some things I have noticed though.

1. He went on a business trip for work, and came back with condoms in his toiletries bag. He had them when we met, so I thought nothing of it, until today when

2. Some condoms are missing.

I have a photographic memory. There were 2 condoms still joined in there. Not any more.

I know he has cheated on me.

I have been faithful as anything, cooked, cleaned, done his washing, housework, and all he does is play WoW.

Now i'm letting the fact he has cheated sink in before I decide what to do. I am a monster when I want to be.

Back in the day my best friends brother used to force me to suck him and his friends off. He'd beat me up pretty bad if I didn't. Got smashed in the head with a hammer when I told him I was going to tell my parents.

I still think about killing him and his friends. I check their FB sometimes. They are all married and have kids. I won't, but I think about it.

One of my family members used to sexually abuse me, I hate them now.

I always tell the truth yet nobody ever believes me when i say something.

stop lying to me faggot

Leave him femanon, it’s not worth the legal trouble for someone who isn’t worth shit.
By the looks of it, it seems like he can’t live a stable life without you

Dump him. Or if you're really a generic cunt just cheat on him, document it/show him/damage is self esteem, and then buy a dog.


>Wah wah wah my partner cheated on me he/she is so evil and weird

Human beings are not monogamous creatures. I don't fucking care what you tell yourself at night to help you sleep.Men and women cheat equally as much. Dumb cunt.

not femanon. faganon

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yeah sure ok. i believe you.

i exclusively watch ir or amateur cuckold porn

>I am a monster when I want to be.
Pity you aren't a monster in bed. Then he wouldn't have strayed.

I fucked a banana

Oh my

i've spent the last 2 years conducting a one man psy op in an attempt to convince Sup Forums that big dicks are totally impractical and that you're better off with an average 6 incher (even thought we all know the average is dragged down by asians)

I'm actually a fag user, and you're right. We just moved in together.

I'm trying to work out subtle ways to let him know I know. Maybe i'll peirce the condom packets and soak them in tobasco sauce.

I haven't had a sex drive because of chronic PTSD (not the tumblr kind, the real thing)

He was adamently against cheating when we met. He knows i'm a furfag, and i roleplay on a furfag chat site, but he demands me to log off and fuck him if i get turned on.

He's posessive of me but fucks around behind my back, that hurts.

Mental health fucks with sexual desire.

The one thing to keep a man satisfied and you ignore it?

He's a secret. I don't care about anything you faggots say on this thread. You always say this bullshit to make yourself feel better or to prove to shitty edge lords that your are the shittiest edge lord. Fuck all of you.

I once killed a man with my jizz. He was your dad.

my daughters friend used her old ipad to check her imessage account and never logged out. I was checking out the ipad one day and found month's worth of sexting between her and her BF

damn that's fucking terrible. How long did that go on?

Dude. I feel you man. I can relate.

Here's a suggestion. Put down details, dates, people, places. Obviously it was a while ago and memory might be fuzzy. Get in contact with a counsellor/therapist. Be strong. Be open and upfront. Tell them this happened to you and its destroyed your life. Get their advise on taking it further and laying a criminal complaint.

You would have a fantastic case. Because of the severity of the charge, multiple perps, its very likely someone will crack and confirm your story. Best case scenario out of court settlement.

Its a tough think to do, but I strongly recommend you go down this path. They've had a huge negative impact on your life. You would be a completely different person to the one you are now if you had no involvement with them. Its only fair you get to say what the final outcome is.

Than make the first move user

>Mental health fucks with sexual desire.
Sorry to hear that. And the bump in the relationship. I hope its a simple mistake and nothings actually happened.

I convinced 3 ex gfs to let their family dog lick their vag and record it for me

I've thought about it sometimes, but this was such a long time ago. I think I'm well beyond the statute of limitations on this.
couple years. I was in middle school, they were all freshmen age.

Sorry to hear that. Did it get worse before it got better?

Specifically those filthy Indians

Something has happened. Last time I saw the bag, there were 2 condoms joined together on the strip still. Now it's all single condoms, and less than I remember.

He's gonna ask me to marry him. I'm going to say no and go back to being on my own.

All this reassuring shit he's always said, like

>Relationships aren't all about sex, i still love you

>I love you just how you are

>I would never cheat, cheaters deserve what they get

My head is spinning

Can you share?

> statute of limitations
At least check. And depending on where you live you may have access to state assistance for therapy sessions or legal aid.

I know its a hard step to make but I'm hoping you consider this option.

Or you could just contact one of them directly and blackmail them.

I post in these threads but not using my own deepest darkest secrets

I've stolen my sister's panties and showed them off on me on Omegle as I became an older man's bitch and fingered myself before cumming in my face as i sucked and licked the head of my dick. I was seventeen at the time and left the cum on my face while I surfed Omegle for awhile longer

i molested a bunch of my younger cousins

If you have kik I'll share screenshots

>and all he does is play WoW.
hey again dude, sounds like your situation is getting shittier.

any progress with the plan to abandon ship and lurk truck stops?

I've moved most of my shit in man. Still have some more to do.

Once the lease is up i'm out. Maybe even before. My mind is made up now.

I can't take infidelity.

True. Yeah maybe I will
There were a couple times when they started actually wanting to fuck. No lube just straight in my ass. they thought it was hilarious. We were all pretty young, so when they came nothing came out. But as it went on and they started going through puberty, they actually started producing semen and would think it was funny sending me home with cum on/in me.

One guy was into pain and he grabbed my balls and squeezed em really fucking hard. Also pressed his thumbnail and squeezed the tip of my dick until I started screaming. Hurt so bad. Still have a mark from it.

Hope you don't have aids

Michael Pence hit on me and tried to give me a blow job in College.

Pence gettin that dick

I'm actively cheating on my girlfriend with her cousin and my friends. It turns me on.

Edgy

I hope this is real. I really hope it's real. Nothing wrong with being gay or bi, unless you're a huge hypocritical cunt.

Holy fuck...

Y..you're right

sageroberts206

you seemed pretty certain last time. and yeah, its not so much fucking around - it's lying. Being weak makes sense, we're all weak and fuck up. but ruin that basis of trust and the relationship has fuck all to support it.

>He's gonna ask me to marry him.
think positive user, you cant get married legally anyway

>he used a condom

i gave cum mixed with beer to my cousin, did it twice, no regrets,

get checked. They do free screenings pretty much everywhere.

I got zero tolerance with cheating, especially when it comes to STDs/disease. Total disregard for the person they are supposed to love. Makes me so angry.

Post the pics

Let me guess. He went to a conversion retreat & now he's cured. (Can be found in the park getting gangbanged by bears on Sunday nights after church)

Messaged

i fucked my sister a few times. no regrets

I was about 80% certain last time. He turned around pretty quick and i thought i was having trust issues because of PTSD. Now that i've confirmed he's cheated (not verbally with him yet, but believe me, I know, autistic people memorize things down to minor details) I know i'm done.

He'll carry on cheating, of course. But one day he will come home from work and i'll be gone. My trust is gone.

He did use a condom, that's how I know he cheated.

I thought the rules were different for gays. My friend gets his dick sucked every time we go to conventions.

We agreed when we met we would be monogamous.

I am the only one who has kept my side of the bargain.

yep. fucked situation, but all you can do is get yourself out of it. you are not responsible for him being a shit or doing shitty things.

couch is open to you if you're ever on the other side of the country and need it, but I think you'll come good and work shit out without getting that desperate.

yeah, he may have, that time. But if he's capable of cheating, he's probably also capable of not using a condom

how old?

My best friend jerked me off while he was driving us back to the main branch of work from a job and he licked the gym off his hands, pulled over and cleaned me up with his mouth... little gay... lol

I have a year to sort out my plan. I'll play his little game, but I want to do maximum damage.

Thanks man, you're a champion for supporting me through this shit. I owe you a beer.

I've got enough on my plate to chew before getting to that bit.

Bummer. My wife is not into sex, unfortunately. I told her that we wouldn't get divorced because I love her, but if she doesn't have sex with me 3 times between every period I'd consider our relationship an open one & I'd fuck whoever I want. Maybe your man can't bring himself to tell you this. It's not fair to a sexually healthy adult to deprive them of sex. You can't expect him to be faithful if you don't fuck him - & I mean fuck him good.

she was 15 or 16 dont remeber exactly. i was 21

I masturbated at pretty much every house i've ever been invited over for the night.

My cousin is a furfag. How do I tell him to knock that shit off?

pic?

Hey, HE agreed to it. Several times. I told him i went months without wanting sex, because I was raped when I was 9. I have issues with sex. Laid it all out on the table for him, and he agreed and said it's fine.

Then, and only then, did I say "I love you" and made the relationship official.

He has no excuse. I am chill with him watching porn. I've said so heaps.

You don't. It's who he is.

>a fag having issues with his fag relationship
huh the sky is still blue

I'm not a furry - BUT

Why does it bother you if he likes furry shit. What the fuck does that have to do with you. Fucking people don't know how to let other people enjoy life in their own special ways. You fucking puritans need to smoke a bowl or something. Fucking asshole.

nah fuck that. i know other people who go on here who would recognize her. fuck that.

Yeah, sorry M8. That's a tall order =/

At least he's using condoms. That means he really cares about you.

>At least he's using condoms. That means he really cares about you.

No, he cares about himself and having me on call to be his housemaid.

+1

cant, she isn't 18

dude, you don't say that. you just post the pics and if anyone asks shes 18

The best thing about my part time summer job is interacting with all the cute lolis.

nice, what kind of job?

I tried to fonger the back of my mom in my friend's car

Me is samefag
Look, I'm not trying to make you feel bad. I'm just trying to make you see things from his perspective. That said, I don't know you guys & things might be fucked up in different ways, but when it comes to sex, if you can't take good care of your partner sexually you really can't expect them to be faithful. I bet he want's to be faithful, but opportunities come along & he fails. It's probably difficult for you to understand because of your low sex drive. You might need to have a real grown up talk about this stuff & I hope you'll come around on your expectations in regards to his needs. It's unreasonable to expect faithfulness if you can't satisfy his needs. I'm just being real with you.

i essentially sell snow cones and snow cone accessories. kids love flavored sugar water.

I'm still bowing out of this shit show.

I bore my fucking soul to this man, let him in places nobody has ever been. It's over.

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where at? like a camp or a park or a pool?

different local fairs/festivals/concerts

You might be over thinking, maybe it's as stupid as he threw old ones in the garbage and bought new ones. There can be 1000+ reasons why he changed the condoms.

Me for example, my girl went fucking mad and raging about me missing one condom in my bag, yet I did not understood where it went.

Two days later we found the dog running around in the house with the rubber in his mouth, he took it from the bag.


Just... be sure of what you do, you could loose big.

I have made the first move. We kissed and she said she felt nothing. But I’m still hoping for a miracle when there won’t be

Your head is spinning? You don't want to fucking touch him for endless months and you think it's about you?

Kill yourself, you fucking princess.

I want to record my wife having sex with 2 black men and upload it onto pornhub. I've brought it up with my wife and she excited for the sex but not too interested in uploading to pornhub. I convinced her to let me tape her first encounter and see how I could conceal her identity with blurring tools, but she was still hesitant even after I showed her the finished product. I've been fighting urges to upload it to pornhub for about a month.

I have consistently banged my Co worker for the last 6 years. I was married but got a divorce and now she is married but we still fuck.

should get pool gig. lolis wear the cutest little bikinis

i buy condoms and shower with andy sixxs military wife but its not sexual.

what were they saying?