Alright faggots dubs decides what I open with
>her bio says to swipe left if not 6 ft
>I'm 5'11
Alright faggots dubs decides what I open with
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Kaitlyn I think my grandma has that sweater..
Hey you better run
Suck my dick you whore
Have a good night. Sleep well.
I believe your chest is flat. Are you sure your a woman?
offer to exchange dino chicken tendies for sexual favors
lawl winrar
keked and checked
Lurking
shes not that bad looking OP
Oh shit sorry I thought you were a girl
I'm 5'11 and you're about a few cup sizes below my standards.
do it
fuck her dude why not
Kek reroll
Rolling for this.
we already had a winrar, you 05 asshats.
Do something op
tell her you got a magic trick to open her legs and just send this
Thought it was gona die out
Op next dubs or post ending in 5 gives next reply just say if I should wait for a response or not
Dead now took you so long to reply
On his phone it says 10:35, so he's not too late.
My bad
Let's do this
Do you sleep with a stuffed elephant too?
I’m a gay tranny just so u know
Roll
Y'all fucking suck
ayy kek
I'm sorry I only said that because when I climb into your window tonight, knock you out with chloroform, and sexually ravage your limp lifeless body I want you to remember my face when you wake up in a pool of bodily fluids tomorrow morning.
Curve that bitch immediately. Just say hi, when she replies, say "I have a girlfriend." Fucking dubs. Do this.
Fuck it dubs or post ending in 6 decides what a say next
>let's turn it around
Ask to see her vegan and bobs
I would destroy dat ass like a Palestinian Village. Lemme get a pic of your bootyhole bby.
Reroll for vegegne
But you make me want to be a straight tranny.
Check em.
do a new match nigger... next girl
That's the only match I've gotten in weeks.
Would you like to be one too?
Can I tongue punch your fartbox?
I'm 5'11", but I'm 1 inch where it counts
I cut nigger's heads off with piano wire.
Damn, you must be ugly
Reply to me you bitch
Yaas
ok
Winrar
Hi is your last name jenner I ask because you look like you used to be a man
Yo! Let's Fuck.
Dubs or 3 decides on her
Holy fuck
I hate niggers. You look like the trashy type that fucks them..
>Wasting quints like this
Why user?
I might be 5'11 but I can give you one inch to make your night
I wanna pee in your butt
You look fucking scrumptious! Is that your mom on the right?
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
oh... maybe put some fake pics up then champ, that always works
it was a funny joke
ding ding
"I'll wear your face one day :))"
Winrar
Premium use of high powered digits
KEK dubs logged do it!!!
Alright, I've got a question that I think you may be able to help me out with, I've got these giant, and I mean huge, hemorrhoids and you look like you know which cream is best to sooth the hellfire that lives on my anus, could you tell me your favorite brand?
The prophecy is fulfilled
Fair enough.
I want to pay you $100 if I can smack your ass with my dick like bongo drums
Your boy looks hot
...
OP here which one do I send the girl?
Do it faggot
77
77
the 77 one you roody-poo!
Winrar
I'm You should send
Heres a link to a thread on a Mongolian BBQ forum. Please block me
Winrar do it OP
We are waiting, OP.
this is excruciatingly slow
id be better off in a cancer ylyl thread
bump
What should I open with?
stop being a nigger
This Op
I'm trying to get laid here, never fucked a black girl before.
I was once a Jedi knight the same as your father. he was the best star pilot in the galaxy. he was a cunning warrior. and he was a good friend. which reminds me. your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough. your father's lightsaber. it was the weapon of a Jedi knight. for over a thousand generations the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the old republic. before the dark times. before the empire. a young jedi, named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi knights. He betrayed and murdered your father
Trips have spoken
Trips winrar, this bitch better be Leia
also OP
DELIVRAR
Itt op makes a post every 45 minutes and anons act like idiots while pretending he's going to deliver.
Smile for me. I'll bet it's a stunner.
The more honest your are about your motives to black girl the easier it becomes to flirt, so don't be afraid to seductively with them.
But once the get a hint of bullshit the become bitches, so just rope her along.
Itt: completely unprevoked some cum slurping basement dweller has a witless and unfunny reflection to try and (you).
You're welcome, pale one.
Mmmh girl if you don't mind me saying you look scrumptious, no but seriously how you doing.
Dude op hasn't done shit all thread. Why defend this faggot?
A better question for your consideration: why attack? Are you offended? Does spending too much of your time on Sup Forums make you argumentative, feeling like everything should be degraded?
Nope. Felt that way years before I found this website.
Sage this shit.