Nibiru (Planet X) will impact Earth tomorrow and bring about the rapture. All of you atheists, homos, muslims, jews and any other blind heathens should accept Jesus into your heart while you still can. Go grab a bible, place it on your heart, and say with me: "God, I recognize that I have not lived my life for You up until now. I have been living for myself and that is wrong. I need You in my life; I want You in my life. I acknowledge the completed work of Your Son Jesus Christ in giving His life for me on the cross at Calvary, and I long to receive the forgiveness you have made freely available to me through this sacrifice. Come into my life now, Lord. Take up residence in my heart and be my king, my Lord, and my Savior. From this day forward, I will no longer be controlled by sin, or the desire to please myself, but I will follow You all the days of my life. Those days are in Your hands. I ask this in Jesus' precious and holy name. Amen."
Jesus loves you.
Benjamin Clark
can anyone confirm what happen doing this?? dont have a bible...
Nathan Price
¿Can i do this with a pdf version of the bible or it doesn't count ? Pls respond.
Ryder Russell
is it okay if I write down all I can remember and swear on that?
Austin Torres
>planet impact >rapture user that's not how the bible works
also this is some /x/ larping shit, kill yourself
Jacob Torres
Hail Satan. His Son shall rule now and make everyone bow to Him. 666
Thomas Brooks
I fucking hope the world ends tomorrow if for no other reason than to shut you retards the fuck up.
Jack Williams
Can you please define "The Rapture" in non-faggot speak OP?
Juan Myers
child detected
Mason Diaz
K
Ryder Perez
Someone forgot to tell the Christians that 2012 was a while ago
Luke Russell
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Robert Green
yeah lets just ignore all the other prophecy suppose to happen and skip right into the end
Jayden Ross
Good, go to heaven and continue sucking the sky wizard's dick if for no other reason than the fact he "created" you. Meanwhile the rest of us will be glad tou judgemental killjoys are gone.
Noah Sanders
I am going to laugh when it is September 24.
Liam Reed
AH HHAHAHA! Pope already said Atheists can get into Heaven. You got no power here.
Oliver Morgan
>sky wizard fucking lost
Anthony Sanders
sorry, i didnt buy the rapture dlc
Easton Davis
Finally I can die.
Brody Jenkins
no u
Brandon Lopez
I want to die
Daniel Martinez
THAT IS HOW YOU PURGE THIS WORLD OF THE HERETICS. IT WAS YOUR CHOICE ATHEISTS. IF YOU COULD JUST FOLLOW YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR. YOUR CREATOR. THE FATHER OF ALL. WE WOULD HAVE BEEN SPARED.
Adrian Rodriguez
Wait, that shit's tomorrow?! Guess I WILL go back on Grindr, then.
Cameron Barnes
I don't speak Aramaic.
Owen Anderson
God doesn't exist.
Andrew Sanders
Humans don't know what the universe is.
It's cute though, pretending to.
Isaiah Flores
It would be really interesting if someday a doomsday prediction would come true, and if there was an afterlife, and all the people of different belief systems then debated why it was the right prediction according to their belief system
David Myers
benis
Christian Gomez
get
Zachary Baker
Im hungry
Angel King
It is not too late to redeem yourself. We have been predicting the Rapture for 2000 years, but this time it's really gonna happen. Pinky promise.
Luis Martinez
>We
Ethan Nguyen
since you're so keen on meeting up with god, do us all a favor: kys and let him know we're coming yourself
Samuel King
Finally i can die
Jacob Davis
Planet X is fake tho, if it was going to collide with earth, be on earths path for collision, than astronomers would have been tracking it’s every move, and would be visible in the sky.
Ryan Evans
>Nibiru (Planet X) will impact Earth tomorrow and bring about the rapture.
good
>accept Jesus into your heart no faggot
Jace Torres
ATTENTION NECKBEARDS
THE PLANET NIBONG IS ABOUT TO FUCK UP YOUR WHOLE DAY TOMORROW
BOW TO THE BBC FAGGOTS
Tyler Miller
why chink wear spacesuit on earth in the daytime
Isaac Turner
Why the fuck are you capitalizing your 'you's?
That is poor grammar, I do not trust people with poor grammar.
Parker Martinez
Matthew 24:36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.
Troll harder.
Jonathan Gonzalez
I will survive, hey hey
Austin Roberts
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Camden Young
wow you're one judgemental prick
Kevin Carter
We are here! I am here.
Don't worry!
Henry Walker
Does it have cloaking tech.? On those last few hours, rape and kill as many ppl as you can. You may as well... The world's ending. Your going to hell for 1 sin anyway....
Connor Fisher
If this shit is legit, all the stuff about the constellations and all that, the way revelations makes it sound (from what I've heard, don't quote me on this) is as if the antichrist is going to be born tomorrow, I was reading up about it last night and there's a verse in revelations that talks about when the constellations align (I can't remember what they're called, but it's the two that are aligning tomorrow) a child will be born of a star or something along those lines
Asher Brooks
Jesus loves you guise, but he's a little jealous so you better confess your ownership to him or else suffer eternal suffering. That's how much he loves you guise.
Christopher Sullivan
Dont revoke satan now is not the time to be making new enemies.
Owen Wilson
The bible isn't real. If you want you can read some Mayan scriptures about the bear taking a bite of the sun if you want.
Thomas Walker
There is no Nbiru. There is no god. Jesus is dead.
This is all a puerile fantasy cooked up by delusional conspracy theorists.
Like Harold Camping. Remember him? He's dead now too.
Jacob Flores
I always find it interesting that the bible is law and truth yet it's a collection of chapters picked out of literally thousands by a bunch of humans and assembled to fit a certain narrative.
Bentley James
If it would impact tomorrow, we would've noticed by now.
Brayden Peterson
You do realize that the "constellations" mean nothing in astronomical terms and are random collections of stars that are hundreds of millions, if not billions of light years apart.
Liam Wright
Did I miss something, are we having another "doomsday?"
Samuel Ortiz
Judging by his comment I don't think he does realize. I mean he reads the bible as though it's true.
Carson Scott
Don't feel too bad about missing it, there will certainly be another doomsday in a few months
Evan Richardson
Oh look another christian scam doomsday, throw your life savings at the church everyone! get you're fucking nibiru pills from the nigger down the street. accept jesus you fucking degenerate faggots.