Story time
>be me
>in bed with girlfriend
>we're both virgins but i've gone down on her
>casually ask "wanna fuck"
>says yes
>put condom on, get on top of her
>put it in, start fucking
>underwhelming
>didn't get anywhere near orgasm
>she enjoyed it tho
>meanwhile i was just moving and nothing was changing
I was told sex was enjoyable
What is this sorcery
>put condom on
It just means you're gay
Maybe you're gay. Ask her to peg you
this
felt the same about sex, then took the condom off and can never go back
you must accept the truth user, be the bottom bitch
Bro if you're uncircumcised then that can happen. I'm uncircumcised and this was my first experience. Try doing HUGE thrusts it feels a million times better.
>put condom on
There you go. What did you think a layer of latex between your sexual organs would do?
Whoever the fuck The Man is, The Man has been trying to control who gets to experience sexual pleasure for THOUSANDS of YEARS. Now he's got you wrapping your willie in a tire to keep you down.
Fuck that shit, find an alternative birth control that works for both of you. Watch out for the pill, especially the shot, and any implants. Safest seems to be IUD.
I mean, what kind of a fucking situation is that.. Wana fuk? ye and then you just put the condom on and fuck, are you retarded?
This is the funniest shit, I swear
Thanks all for the advice and the laughs
Maybe put in alittle more effort than 'Wana fuck'
If she isn't edging during foreplay you're doing it wrong.
I'm not sure I enjoy sex either but damn atleast show her a good time.
Fer dildo
If you wanna fuk her den you oughta let her fuk you back
Get some serious lube and let her hit dat butt
You will be squirmin like a snork with his pipe pinched and then Boom goes the blowhole like Moby Dick done surfaced.
>condoms keep you down
>the man wants you to use them
Kek gg user
It's fine if I made her come twice with oral, right?
>>put condom on,
>>underwhelming
duh
That's great, but if you don't cum, then things aren't exactly even, are they?
She might be too wet
A lot of women only come from oral.
No no, "too wet" is not a thing for folks with average sized dicks or more.
And let me remind everyone that an average sized dick is pretty small.
>A lot of women have only come from oral SO FAR
Fix'd
you're only trying to impress yourself dude.
No dubs, I'm holding on to hope for you.
>be me 16 and only had sex once
>finally got some slut that I liked to my house while parents are gone
>I have no idea how to talk to girls
>sit there in silence for what felt like forever
>get the idea to watch Netflix
>she agrees and watch Netflix for 10 minutes or so
>get the bright idea to try and kiss her
>lean in and she didn't back away and she let me kiss her
>she wanted more than a kiss and things started to get hot and heavy
>she stops pulls down her pants off and then pulls mine off
>doesn't waste much time and lets me stick it in
>get too excited about it happening and came almost upon entering
>came after 20 seconds or so
>pull out as fast a possible and freak out because i thought i came in her
>get too worried and start to freak out
>she felt to awkward about it and got her stuff and left
>found out later that she wasn't pregnant after talking to one of her friends
>never saw her again
>never had sex after that