/brit/

One, two, Timmy's coming for you edition

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never been a victim never been a target lads

In my mind I'm going to Carolina

fuck off single linker

bara

>Single linking a thread

You gormless slug. You vile erroneous beast. You repulsive animal of instinct and habit. You should be shot and thrown down a well.

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YAAAAAAAAAASSS

need a burger king and a romanian snatch

Listening to Joanna Newsom again
Extremely comforting for a runt like me

unlike your mams spunk pocket haha

haha

>p-pls look at me ebin burger king shill gimmick l-lads
Sad case

are woge

Josie what exactly do you bring to the table for your gf? You don't fuking do anything

janny will NOT remain contented at this state of affairs

just eaten some illegal substances
joking havent eaten anything hahaa *starves to death* legend

*switches on the 80s Japanese record*

youtube.com/watch?v=k-KAY_Glmn4

haha dickhead

you make posts for free though

shill gimmick or not it's worked
im going to burger king right fucking now
try to stop me

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honestly couldnt care less mate

welcome to the future

majority groups generally don't consciously identify with their characteristic

it's not shame it's just that the yellow ones do just fine and we don't feel a need to assert our whiteness with an emoji

for new people heres how you does a brit post

1. gets a picture like this
2. post it
3. say "bible is wankers"
4. post it

gorgeous

good lad
youtube.com/watch?v=GTjFPgyLxAc

Any girls around tonight? Haha x

STOP IT
THESE ARE THE 2 BEST POSTS IVE MADE IN MONTHS

>Did a stalk of my ex's 'gram
>She's living the upper middle class white girls dream
>I'm a runt working a runt tier job in a runt tier town

Someone smash my face and bollucks up X

White supremacists always talk about how diverse and amazing white hair is yet they shave it all off

Why?

Abysmal post

Hermione from Riverdale would get it

Haha

back to 'dit you prick

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I don't get it

skinheads are useful idiots

anyone in here had withdrawals from drugs before?
doin' a one of those right now, it's fuckin' mad

stop posting this jeremy clarkson-stig of the dump hybrid
last warning

so turns out I've been lifting for strength rather than size this whole time

I'm strong but I still look like a runt

haha

ha

what sort?

>tonight
fuck me it's so bright and i woke up so late that it's about 5 in my mind

Honestly being trapped in some tribal mudhut with your rugmunching gf posting on the British subsection of a Mongolian basket weaving forum sounds like a pointless and dystopian existence

toppest kek

sugar

are cheryl's baby's name is bear payne

thats a big pint

heres a good way to simulate the feeling of grasping someones head in a fit of rough passion, for example yanking them up by their teeth

put your hand over your head and then bring it around the opposite side of your face and yank yourself up by your teeth

the feeling you are yanking someone else up is indescribable

benzos
it's fucking god-awful, felt like i couldn't breathe over the weekend and all day the lights in my house are way too bright
think it fucked with me noggin good

QUICK

post the fat guy walking towards me

Labour? Bit far to the right for me, love.

state of it
blimey

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h-hey user, I was just wondering if maybe... you'd like to go to the labour rally with me tonight, only if you want to

it'd make me very happy

maybe w-we could hold hands?

Lads who do I vote for in the general election

oneitis from secondary school came up in my "quick add" suggestions on snapchat because she's in my contacts
haven't seen her in about 2 years, is it EXTREMELY runty to add her? she did fancy me at one point

Every time something bad has happened in my life it's always been someone else's fault desu. I have literally lived a completely blameless existence and yet have an objectively very bad life

CREASED.

how many 'zos have you been having?

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*does a little dance, tradition of my people*

Thank god she isn't into findom

I couldn't resist

all my aquaintances are happy

haha i dont even have hand but sure

yeah was proper gnawing wallpaper off the walls and pissing out my arse when I tried getting off the calpol

barbecued a guinea fowl yesterday

i'll act like it was all delectable, but honestly couldn't tell the difference from if i had bbq'ed a chicken (except for the legs which were a bit nicer).

would LOVE to ruin a priceless piece of art on her vesuvian schnozz

genuinely dont understand why people want kids lads. they're just screaming shitting annoying cunts.

To all you tramps posting about how big you're getting we all know I'm bigger, taller, stronger and id fuking pulverise you.

car getting repossessed tomorrow
spent all my money on the princess

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yeah me too

really stellar post

started taking xany bars early in the semester because i couldn't sleep some nights
then it became an every day thing
then i stopped, then started again, and now im stopping for good and it's a mad house
really really shit feelings

I want to raise a son into an ideal man.

Lifting from the age of 14 upwards
rigorous mathematic and philosophical training from early on
a strictly controlled diet

Screaming

you're a fucking loser lol

no, post your best meme lad walking towards me

benzo withdrawals can kill you lol

would LOVE to ruin your glass chin with a left hook

if you're on them for more than a month you should taper, because if you get properly addicted you can have seizures, benzo withdrawal is very dangerous

/brit/ is a green party general

>not even giving me a response
ah yes... the so-called "lads"

for a few years then they relax a bit then theyre normal adults who have an ingrained and unshakable loyalty to you as you age and can no longer support yourself independently
at least so long as you dont nonce them or something

he did literally nothing wrong

he's not in

how does it end up becoming an every day thing? are they very cheap and easy to get?

*turns away from my menu*
err nah I think we're alright for drinks at the mo, thanks

he didnt finish the job

same. 14 is too early for lifting though, they should start once their growth is definitely finished. My kid will be in an athletics club from when he can walk though

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exactly 1400g of diazepam tramadol and phenalyn directly up the fourth eye every six hours

Devious is how my verbs react with supreme laced tracks mixed with baking soda and crack

Just got into a massive argument with someone who voted UKIP in the local election and who will vote Conservative in the General election.

When I asked her why, she said she was doing it for me and my future. So I asked her how it would benefit me and my future? She couldn't answer. I then told her that she won't use my name again to justify why she is voting for neoliberal scum who will get rid of the NHS and everything good about this country.

No one, I don't care how old will use my name when it comes to voting for the Tory scum. Not in my name!

yeah i'm not sure about the exact age.

i want him to get height gains, but being strong/ripped by the time you're 18 is definitely a boon.

dude weed lmao
when will he be back?
a'ri lad, gr8 stuff

>fourth
which one's this then

exactly one finger directly up the shitpipe every six wanks

think my budgie is sexually interested in me