Hold it right there! We have a report of illegal dubs in the area, show me your singles and your free to go

Hold it right there! We have a report of illegal dubs in the area, show me your singles and your free to go.

I wan't no trouble officer.

Ain't no dubs here, massa

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Oh, I apologize officer, I meant to say "want no trouble." No dubs here sir, this bag only has singles in it I swear.

Singles all the way sir.

I'm a good boy

I'm watching your ass. Somethin tells me there are dubs around

No dubs here occifer

IT WASN'T ME

hmmm what makes you say that?

Fuck you pig how do you like these dubs?

Apologies officer, but I know nothing of the sort

Im on to your shit.

I gave up dubs months ago officer

Good you know your place, boy.

Who the fuck you callin boy?

Cant catch me copper, im not black!

Lolol bait

is that so

Not op but i think he was callin you boy... boy

I.. I uh. Don't know what you are aking about.. uh, officer.

Nope, no dubz here.

Alright we gotta do this the hard way I see, Were bringing out the dub sniffing dogs

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Never rolled dubs in my life.

Ooooooh shit

GET YOUR ASS ON THE GROUND NOW

ples

Si senor policeman, no dubs here

shit

FUUUUUCK you're in trouble mr trips

OH FUCK

No! No please, I just. I DIDN'T KNOW!! I'm so sorry!

Officer this clown is impersonating me, I am a law abiding citizen. This filthy mime is trying to trick you.

I'll never do it again! I swear!