/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Friday Night Edition

/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Friday Night Edition

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happy vote day eve nibbas vote TOP

Any Wellington nudes?

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ITT we wait for

ITT we wait for deaths sweet embrace

Way ahead of you there mate

Oh yeah? I'll race you

my brother shot himself yesterday

youtube.com/watch?v=8FJ10UY-GWY

I wish he'd shot you instead
That was dull by 4ch standards. I recognise the BGM though

are you the drawing cunt ?

vote trumpeters

off by one. brb going to kill myself

who else here forgot to enrol to vote

If you care at all about nz remaining a low density first world country vote nz first.
Winston may be a weasel but theres no chance with the others.
Think things are bad now? You wont recognise the place in twenty years if we dont do something.

who the fuck has adopted my use of the word nibba/s.

fuckin theif nibba.

Me too thanks

Dunedin here. I ain't been in one of these threads in a while, you guys still the same?

>forgot
yeah... forgot....

>tfw forgot my realme ID
>and the security questions

Now that you mention it.. All I remember about my realme password is that it wasn't my normal one thanks to all the extra requirements. Wicked.

Tomorrow go out and vote National. I don't like Bill English, but he is the lesser evil. We can't have Jacinda and Labour in power. They will create so much debt just as they did in the past. VOTE NATIONAL IF YOU LOVE YOUR COUNTRY.

youtube.com/watch?v=8FJ10UY-GWY

Over my dead body will Winston rule the country.

I wish I wrote that shit down

NZFirst is the way to go, but out of the two i'd rather slam jacinda than bill

>voting labour or national
>loving your country

Pick one

Dunners reporting.

Friday night feels.
>soundcloud.com/business-casual/lil-sony-these-hands

Welcome back, user. How long has it been?
>you guys still the same?
You tell us.

Wellington reporting in.

A few months lad.
Well i've not seen as many depressed posts so maybe things are kinda better?

Sell me on New Zealand

we make a right tidy brew m8, i recommend parrot dog red ale, id go past the brewery every day when i was at uni and you can just swing by and pick up a 2 litre straight from the keg

Not as many sadposts because there's just not as many posts overall, and once you get to know the people here you feel bad about dragging their moods down with your shit all the time.
>allegedly
It's a better shithole than most other countries and will probably be sweet when the nukes go off, case closed.

fuck depo people.
go change your life cunts.

>feel bad
But to feel bad about people you'd have to be their friend

New Zealand has so many Indians that it's basically an Indian state.

Mel Gibson was born in Dunedin?

Whereabouts? I'm in Porirua.

gareth should fuck off back to best korea on his motorcycle...

too many blacks imo

People can make you feel bad without being your friend.

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Tawa

These days I feel like a stray dog.

fucking furry

just fapped to trap porn. am i gay now?

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yes

the possibility exists

I'm sick of all the attention auckland is getting from the stupid fucking politicians.

I don't give a fuck about auckland.
only auckland fucks give a fuck about auckland.

fuck your stupid shit cunts.

i will literally cuck you

Yeah..
That is possible, shoutouts the homies.
>trips of truth
Guess he was now.
Is he growing stronker?

Yes, but you were also gay before, if that’s any consolation

troll harder. I'm definitely not gay because i dont find men attractive at all. However put a feminine cutie in a school girl's dress and i'm diamonds

>using troll logic on Sup Forums good job

NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE

Vote Winston Peters if you love your country and don't want chinks to take over NZ.

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Nah, you were already gay. Now you're a fucking faggot

Central Otago reporting in. Just came back from Blossy Festival. If anyone else from Central, give me a shout.

Fucking Blossy. Did you see Hulk Bogan?

Nah but saw some cunts fighting and a bunch of slutty highschool girls.

Looking forwards to ignoring nz politics for another 3 years

Then how else will I slam pussy

May it never change. Is there still drag racing?

Dunners reporting, bruh

D E D

Hey, mate. Long time no see.

Yeah, man. Been a minute.
How have you been?

Drag racing, didn't see any but probably was. When was the last time you went to blossy.

Scraping the barrel pretty fucking hard this week, but life goes on. What about you?
Never been, just hear about it every year. Sounds mostly weird and slightly bogan. You rate it?

Where them NZ asian girls at?

Damn, that sucks to hear man. Nothing get much better after opening up to the old boy?

I'm okay, besides almost dying at the weekend, things are going decent

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is that you? look moderately fuckable

Things get better, things get worse. Right now they're worse, shit happens.
What the fuck happened like?
Life after Sons Of Anarchy looks rough...

You get a lot of Asian puh? I want to but they all fucking stick together

Hopefully they get better sooner rather than later.
I've been meaning to hit you up for a catch up but I'm probably busy this w/e then off for 3 weeks next week.

Fell asleep at the wheel doing 100km/h, almost had a head on crash. Was scary shit

evening lads dunners here

can anyone confirm if the electoral commission peruses Sup Forums for election day illegal shit? (fucking lol if they do) and if so, can they get an ip relating to a post from your isp or something? fucking stupid laws

Cheers, cob. We'll see. I thought you were still away rn? You're a busy lad these days, but that's good. Good you're doing aiight.
Fucking hell but, you're lucky to get away with that. I used to drive while tired a lot and it's way too sketchy, hopefully it'll learn ya. Too many people need you to get where you're going in one piece, mate.

Nah, other than popping over the ditch last weekend, I've been here for quite a while.

Cheers man, was a wake up call for sure. How is your car coming along?

shout out to the homieeeee

>dunedin
LAPS WHEN. im going back to work soon and I need a good blow out

>86
Oh word. Did old mate message you by any chance? I was gonna but didn't think you were around.
It's turning into another fiasco tbh, I'm chasing an electrical issue all over the fucking place. I've still got your horn relay btw

Suicide pact when, that'd be a proper blow out

Nah, no idea who old mate is referring to so I guess not, hah.

Rip, that's probably worse than the fuel issue tbh. Yeah I knew that man, I'll have to grab it at some point before the WoF is due but no rush

nigga we are only happy posting here. while we all want to succumb to our depression and neck our selves over the plight of our lives being shitty and difficult we gotta keep pluggin on. Even if its just one person draggin everyone else around them forward.

TOP vote or death

I'm calling the police.

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You'd know if he had, so I guess not.
It feels worse, at any rate. This issue won't drag on for months, at least. Touch wood.
Happy posting is a bit tricky when you've not much to be happy about, nigga.
The reasonable part of me will probably keep me pluggin' on, but that doesn't make me feel any better.
Laps Soon™
hey bby xo

hey bby, been a while, how are things!

>Happy posting is a bit tricky when you've not much to be happy about, nigga.
>The reasonable part of me will probably keep me pluggin' on, but that doesn't make me feel any better.
>Laps Soon™
you got the future fam, we're all going to Colorado remember?

Who should I vote for? Why?

gotta hit the sack, pretty tired

goodnight Sup Forums nz general

Goodnight based slothbro, sweet dreams

Colorado would be dandy.

or aussie, ill just go be a scaffy on the goldcoast

IT'S THE WEEKEND BITCHES AND I'M READY TO GET CUCKED!!!!!

Plain-packaged cigarettes is a deal breaker for me, sorry.

@dunedin did it just start pissing down?

it did, it just bucketed down all of a sudden. max comfy.

haha at all those normie cunts getting rained on in the octy. I need to find the cameras