hello dave edition
/brit/
John Perry
Carter Allen
bit early innit
Dylan Russell
you're my wife now
Josiah Perez
cuuuuuuuuuuuuute
Charles Clark
bit early innit
Elijah Collins
HAHAHAHA ANOTHER THREAD HAHAHAHAHA
Jaxson Hughes
who /KAYS GOOD COOKING/ here
Benjamin Torres
greetings dave
Aaron Thompson
Anime
Andrew Smith
wanna buy some pegs dave
Samuel Long
anyone want to play blackwake with me x
Colton Sanchez
STOP killing the mandem.
Sebastian Lopez
gaaaaaaaaay
Wyatt Garcia
>Working a runt tier job
>In a runt tier town
>With runt tier people
Might behead myself X
Liam Sullivan
unironically get off work in 30 minutes
Henry Lee
unironically going to get off in 15 minutes
Justin Mitchell
mandem is kill
Thomas Mitchell
you were much more positive literally a minute ago mate
Robert Morales
I gotta admit the other yanks are horrible in this thread
Lincoln Lee
>runt tier job
>good town
>the people are alright
could be worse, could be better
Logan Lee
My wife would like to use your toilet, Dave
Zachary Myers
Can I be his wife?
Ryder Collins
I am become death destroyer of worlds :P
*holds up spork*
Jonathan Jones
they really are
Kevin Williams
do they know they've married a bloke and not a woman? lol!
Easton Carter
business idea: replace the centre ship with my bollocks
Elijah Miller
Hate Yanks
Michael Scott
beheading yourself might be quite difficult
guillotine I suppose?
Chase Phillips
next level shit
Isaiah Young
vocaroo your voice
William James
Bentley Hall
business idea: replace the 2 ships on the outside with my feet
Liam Thompson
Might drink all night.
Gabriel Edwards
is that a whaling boat or someting?
Nicholas Watson
youtube.com
was confused as to whether this was Sup Forums material or a genuine hip hop album, that's how mixed up my youtube recommendations are
Jeremiah Edwards
any lads here know lots about bees? need to convince some to sting me right in the spuds
James Stewart
who wants a kiss on the mouth?
Andrew Clark
just ate a nice bulgarian girls muff
Dylan Roberts
I don't believe this. I can't actually believe there is an adult this naive unless it's mentally ill (unlike Tim).
Christian Lee
...
Ian Howard
The cure - lullaby has a v nice instrumental innit
Brayden King
a fella did it with a chainsaw a few years ago
another did it with some rope and a car
dailymail.co.uk
Nathaniel Wilson
kiss on my genintals will suffice
Brandon Jackson
asmr is literal runt tier tripe
Wyatt Nguyen
what did you all do at the gym today then lads? I did 3 sets of 10 reps deadlift at 120kg
Dominic Carter
post muff
Adrian Bennett
Just bee yourself
Angel Myers
remember reading a story about some bloke living in a council estate that was being sold off rigging up some system that dropped a chainsaw on his neck
supposedly worked well, bit of a grim thought though
two outer ships are japs, centre is chinese
apparently they planted a chinese flag on some contested jap island off the coast of china
bit cheeky
Hudson Williams
good effort tbf
Owen Gonzalez
which pathetic twat sent this
Sebastian Lewis
butter face if ever I saw one
Ryder Phillips
- Filmed by and of me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe on 8 May 2017
- I show an 'Oxford Health' appointment which I am being forced in to
- I show a re-occurring message sent to my social media by 'Marcus Hausen' - If he is to do with DPD I am a customer of theirs in my flat here - so ??? or WTF if you like! - message sent 29 April 2017 also - I show one sent 1 May 2017 16:55
- I show the PMT bought Gibson Guitar lead which was delivered to me about mid-day 27 April 2017 by DPD
- I explain how on 27 April 2017 between then and 12:30 someone tried to deliver a 'Papa Johns' pizza to my flat which I did not order
- I mention how when I moved into my current flat I was not given a key I was repeatedly promised - which still causes me problems! I have since repeatedly asked for it also - Fladgate removers were inconvenienced by this
- I show strange positioning of laundry outside my window 7 May 2017 during my first Piano video
- I show a strange letter sent to me 8 May 2017
Luis Howard
might die before i can convince a cute girl to piss on my face and call me names and it's tearing me apart
Thomas Ross
pics of bulgarian?
Ryan Ross
Slags lads
David Sullivan
literally couldnt care less
Justin Carter
Beautiful legs
Definitely has a nice small yet perky arse
Grayson Flores
>The businessman tied one end of the rope to a tree, then climbed into his Aston Martin and wrapped the other end around his neck.
>He then drove the £90,000 car into a busy main road, forcing other drivers to watch his horrific death.
Anthony Davis
...
Luke Kelly
written a couple of great bollockposts in my time on /brit/. probably won't even be mad when GCHQ put my face to my entire internet history as I wouldn't mind getting the credit for those
Ian Moore
CHEBS
imgur.com
Jaxon Collins
i couldn't move today because of sumos yesterday
haha kill me
James Torres
I will open this link but I'm not expecting chebs
Brandon Brooks
me at the back (wasn't really wanted but nobody wants to tell me to go away)
Isaiah Bennett
*blows a bugle*
Wyatt Jones
christ almighty
Jason Edwards
me at the back monkeying around
Jacob Jenkins
...
Angel Robinson
it was chebs after all
Aiden Kelly
crikey it was actually chebs lad
Daniel Sullivan
now he's cooking
Noah Reed
going to bed soon lads
Carson Watson
that 1970s furniture is really neat
same with the 1970s carpet, the 1970s booze and the 1970s entertainment center
Hudson Jackson
neeeeeed a milf gf
wonder if they like shy young men
Cooper Flores
hes the boogie woogie bugle boy of company b
James Myers
y tho lol
Elijah Long
*blows a willy*
Connor Long
it hasn't rained for ages
Bentley Martinez
hoping the lad who pieces together my internet history commends my bollockposting and sees it as penance for all the tranny porn
Andrew Scott
>I show a strange letter sent to me 8 May 2017
hmm, what could this be?
Wyatt Gomez
bit gay
Gabriel White
On candy stripe legs the spiderman comes
Softly through the shadow of the evening sun
Stealing past the windows of the blissfully dead
Looking for the victim shivering in bed
Searching out fear in the gathering gloom and suddenly!
A movement in the corner of the room!
And there is nothing I can do
When I realize with fright
That the spiderman is having me for dinner tonight...
Easton Wilson
>tfw no corbyn supporting gf
Josiah Gray
teddys got swiper
Michael Torres
reckon I don't like this irishman
Jacob Collins
*heems you back into the 1970s*
Jacob Martin
Wanking to gay weight gain porn lads
Aaron Lee
Wtf
Alexander Miller
a willy in my bum would be nice right about now
Leo Long
Samuel Baker
i know this feel ;_;
Ian Hill
>tfw no brexit voting gf
Ryder Adams
...
Joshua Bennett
i see she's given up pretending to not be a white nationalist now
Landon Rodriguez
...
Evan Johnson
gross!
Samuel Evans
cannot believe tim's bears make him tea
I reckon he's lying about that
Isaiah Miller
just crashed a plane into the wtc whoops lol
Sebastian Allen
*shoves you two together*
Gabriel Wilson
i WILL be performing a tactical vote this general election, properly outfitted in my tactical gear