>get into your Uber
>see dis
>wat do
Get into your Uber
Jayden Brooks
Nathaniel Garcia
Get my dick between them tits
Jason Price
C-can i have a pringle?
Adrian Cox
Can't have just one
Jose Wilson
thats Lays chips autist faggot
Luke Sullivan
Why? Ah would ignore you, you cant compete against Pringles, you would look like a cuck
Lincoln Taylor
Are you fucking retarded bro can you even read? Thats a fucking doritos bag. Tell me something, what does this word say: CHEETOS
Jayden Gutierrez
Steal the code from the can to get karaoke mic
Christopher Bell
>Sour Cream
>Not salt and vinegar
Austin Phillips
its says youre a nigger lover and race mixer....go suck on a wet bag of dicks feggit
Luis Miller
>contact uber
>tell them i was sexually harassed by my uber driver
>get free rides from now on
Matthew Hernandez
I'd give her my sour cream if you know what I mean.
Jordan Nguyen
Fuck you you fucking jewish cunt. Go suck on some fucking foreskin you fucking penny pinching dickhead. Im going to fill your entire fucking city with Zyklon B
Henry Wright
GET BACK TO THE REAL DRIVERS SEAT YOU BRITISH FUCK
William Powell
>Go suck on some fucking foreskin you fucking penny pinching dickhead
fucking kek
Brayden Morgan
summerfag
Ryder Morales
Its not even summer you fucking autist
Matthew Wilson
What did he mean by this?
Carter Jenkins
do you even google faggot
Ryder White
Sit down and confirm exactly where I'm headin to get there as efficiently as possible.
Camden Hughes
I know what a summerfag is you fucking retard. My point is all the summerfags are now in school
Joshua Cooper
>triggered
Andrew Hernandez
Man the harpoons and ask the Japanese to cover my tracks.