Tell me about the time your mom caught you masturbating

tell me about the time your mom caught you masturbating

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never, i'm not an idiot

Never did.

She said "stop doing that and get out of the bath"

Never happened, though I sure did leave a lot semen socks for her to wash.

Kind of shudder to think of it now.

did you finish? or did she kind of spoil the mood?

Was fapping it to HBO's "Red light district" basically a documentary on the life of hookers. My mom walked in on me fapping in a chair with a towels around my dick. She laughed and said "sorry just letting you know im leaving" then kissed me on the cheek and left.

That's funny.

Now that's sweet.

i'm glad cum in socks smell nice and not putrid (mine usually smelled like sucrose/candy floss)

>bathroom has 2 door, 1 has no lock
>fresh out of shower, tugging the hound
>mother opens unlocked door
>"shit sorry user"
>came a few minutes later

My grandmother and grandfather caught me jacking off to a picture of a gaping hairy vagina because they thought it was acceptable to just let themselves into me and my dad's house after school when I was like 14.

never happened

one time my sister exploded through my bedroom door when I had a giant picture of an ass on the screen. She didn't see my dick was out and just assumed I was looking at a picture of an ass.

my grandad (moms dad) used to just sit in our kitchen at like 5 am and just wait for the rest of the family to wake up. One time my dad walked out into the livingroom naked just to get a drink and he fucking freaked out at him. Grandad just said "you had kids with my daughter so everything you own is mine and in my right"

they almost got into a fist fight

She never caught me, but she found my pocket pussy and confiscated it.

>you had kids with my daughter so everything you own is mine and in my right
Chad-Alphamale-Granddad

you have some horrible mothers tbqhfam

when my mom asked me why I fap so much I told her it's either this or I fuck the couch

>tbqhfam
pls stop reddit

I was tapping at like 16 and my dad walked in, and I pulled my pants up but didn't close the screen

All he said was "I'm glad it was straight porn"

kek

Your grandpa sounds like he needed his ass kicked.

Did you? How old were you? What did she say?

she never caught me but wondered why the internet traffic was bogged down at times, granted that was dial up times, but still deserves a sensible chuckle. so lol.

Kek

fucking lol

Granddad McChad

I was 13 back in 2006. I was watching a hentai pirated dvd on the living room in early morning. My dad woke up and caught me... he just left the room without saying anything. I'd wish it wasn't a hentai movie... oh the shame. I turned off the tv and went to sleep. I forgot the movie inside the dvd player.

I had a picture of a hot family friend mixed in with my other magazine fap materials (pre-internet days). When I moved out after graduation my mom cleared out my room and threw away a bunch of stuff, including my porn stash. Years later at thanksgiving or something I was looking at all the framed portraits on the walls and came across that exact picture. It even had a slight smearing in the corner that I made at some point. Thinking back still makes me cringe.

she died a little bit that day.

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>t. grandpa who thinks all anime is hentai

But all anime is cartoons for perverts.

more mom/son

It isn't ?

She caught me, and covered for me because she knew I was embarrassed.

I was whacking it with a tube of A and D ointment, and she asked me what that smell was. She saw the tube and where my hands were (under the blanket), and put 2 and 2 together. I stammered something, but she smiled that "You're safe with me because you're my kid, and Moms love their kids no matter what" smile, and asked "Oh, do you have a little heat rash going on? It's really hot and humid today!"
I said yeah, and she said "Well that A&D will help it feel better. It helps make a lot of things feel better!"
And left.
Mom was the best.

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>little heat rash
bit of a SDH going on

Anime has far better stories than anything on American television. This is an indisputable truth.

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>2012
>be 16 and not really into girls at that time
>shared pc with family
>Still Fap like 3 times a day everyday
>>wuts history
>wake up, get out of my room
>Sister and dad in the couch looking at me
>Sister looks like she is seeing a serial killer
>dads laughing his ass off
>"what did i do now"
>dad is just bursting at this point
>"really user? Tentacles and trannys"
>sister just gets out saying something about how sad i am
>feel fucking ashamed
>dad starts poking me while yelling "yameteeeee" so hard that my mom woke up
>my dad was a weeb so obviously he was uber-beta and scared of mom
>mom never found out
>more than 5 years later my sister is still grossed out, but i hate her so its okay
>dad got me an Jiburiru (tentacle hentai) banner as a birthday gift some years ago
>burned it when stopped liking that stuff
>my bad cuz i got into futa again

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>better stories

Oh me and this guy agree with you.

Lolkay

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Never happened. She did see me piss in the sink once.

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I was on a forum and a 15 year old got caught waking to gay furry anal rape porn. His mom said he needed to go outside more. LOL

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My older cousin caught me when she was hanging out at my house.

>Mom and aunt went to concert and left 17 year old cousin at my house
>13 years old went to bed stripped down naked got under covers
>using one had to fap the other holding up covers
>cousin walks in looking for remote to vcr
>immediately stop, drop covers and turn over
>cousin laughs and pulls down covers
>embarrased and naked, boner is gone
>cousin sits on bed and says its ok, all boys do it, caresses cheek
>walks out and closes door but leaves it open a crack.
>hall light turns off
>finish fap
>pretty sure she watched me

Why would the remote be in your bedroom? I think she knew from the start

Nah, legit think she was coming in to ask if I knew where it was.

Had a similar experience but didn't get caught.

One time I told cousin A I wanted to fuck cousin B and A told B and when B confronted me I said "What's sex?" I was 9 at the time and B was 13 I got away with it and B thought A was a liar

"Stop bothering your sister!"

I'm too pro to get caught.

I used to fap right under everybody's nose on the family computer in the lounge room when people where asleep in the lounge room.

>caresses cheek
I hope cousin is a girl (female).

Yes

Was 16 then,
>faped almost every day
>one day my older sister's friend came to see her (was 19)(felt like she had a feeling for me...)
>my sister wasn't home
>She said she'd wait in the lounge
>Went to my room (daily fap routine)
>Forgot to lock the door
>Not knowing got naked under the bed sheet watching porn on laptop the other side
>She came in not knowing what i was doing
>*pushed my boner down and put the laptop on there*
>She "can help me with the 3D settings on the TV"
>I didn't want to go but said I'd help her out
>As she left, got out of the bed sheet and went to grab my cloths
>Not knowing i was naked she came in again to tell me she's going...
>Sees me naked with a mixed emotion in her face(mostly surprised)
>Said "it's fine i won't tell your sister"
>Embarrassed, walked to bathroom(kinda ran)
Till this day i think if i did the right thing, could have had some fun iykwim...
Still don't know...
>>Event..., Make em rain

Spaghetti everywhere.

Keep em real.....
Don't fantasize....

I risk it every day pretty much.

Rub one off when I know people are about to come home, go for gold whenever they're about to enter the room i'm in.

Most of the times I manage it, others I have to stop.

>Be me, 16
>Letting family use personal laptop because they fucked their's up
>Brother finds porn folder, leaves it open
>Mom closes Firefox after looking at her email
>"user, I just found pictures of naked girls! Some of them even look young!"
>OHFUCKNO.JPG
>Convince her to let me make some food first
>Take an hour
>She leaves for restroom, close porn folder, open cats
>"What did you want to show me?"
>Opens pictures. Cats.
>"Where are they! They were just here!"
>"Might've been a pop up? My computer closes them after it realizes they're there."
>"Oh, maybe. Sorry I accused you."
Deleted anything that even remotely looked like cp and hid all the rest that night.

>"Might've been a pop up? My computer closes them after it realizes they're there."
Bet it was the hacker know as Sup Forums.

when I was a kid, soon after discovering how to masturbate I did it all the time. I was once in the bath more than 1 hour (faping). The bathroom door was just leaning against it, my mother got in and caught me in the shower. She left, laughing. I was embarrassed for days.

Damn.

>masturbating in room with pants down
>hear mum walking up stairs
>surely she won't come in
>surprise
>mum walks into room with some clothes
>starts putting clothes away in wardrobe
>what the fuck at least leave
>carries on putting clothes away
>forced to shuffle out of my own room with my dick in my hand and pants round my ankles

go downstairs for lunch ten minutes later and try to pretend like nothing happened

This is a sort of normal reaction one would expect.

Never been caught, I'm a masturbation ninja. I did almost get caught after the fact though, when I was real young and didn't know that browser history was a thing. We had just got our first family computer complete with dial-up internet and compuserve email addresses. So of course I was jerking it to porn pretty quick. Then one night my bitch of a sister mentions at the dinner table seeing porn in the browser history. I said it must have been popup ads or something and everyone bought it.

Was your sister hot? Did it help you cum when she walked in?

Almost exact same thing for me. Why do sisters have to be so annoying when it comes to shit like this? They always want to snitch.

Dude, I can't tell you how many times my parents' technological illiteracy almost gave me a heart attack, but that's the one fucking time it saved me.

I'm pretty sure my mom is hitting on me.

pic not related

part of the job description

>> be me 22yo
>>be back from trip
>>give her a bag with clothes to wash
>>forgot what i hid between em
>>she comes to my room and ask what these are(inside bag)
>>look inside the bag
>>see dildos and plugs
>>feel terrible
>>avoid talking and ignore her, keep looking straight to pc monitor
>>never talked about it ever again

what kind of trip was that

Once my mother asked to use my laptop to see her facebook. The browser was the opera. It has a function to reopen the last visited page. The night before, I had masturbated all night. I closed the video and went to sleep. I hooked the laptop to my mother, she opens the browser and "What the fuck is that ???". I froze. I break my mind for a few seconds, she played the video. My escape was to say that I had virus. She bought the story.

Older cousin caught me in the living room. She got a good look at my size and gave a weird look and said nothing. I proceeded to finish thinking about her jerking me off.

travelled alone for holidays, brought them to have some private fun at night

I already wants to have sex with my mother

>yameteeeeeeeee
That's a funny fucking father.

Never got caught by my parents. However, I did get caught at my friends house by his sister. She was 22 at the time and I was 15. I was in her room cuz she had pictures of herself in a bikini at the beach, she looked like she had some really nice tits. I was tugging away and she came busting in the door, she just kind of stood there looking at me in like a state of shock and she asked me what I think I was doing. I told her that she looked good in a bikini, and she said it would be rude of her to not let me finish. She shut her door, took off her top, and flung her bra across the room. Some of the best tits I have ever seen, I busted in like 5 seconds. Lmao

Do tell, my fellow friend

how young user

>and she said it would be rude of her to not let me finish.
that's some manners!

it was embarrassing happened 3 times last year im 26 btw

>be me
>be 13
>in my room jerking it
>mom walks in
>hey user do you....
>stares right at me
>.....
>.....do you want cheese on your burger?
>..... uh...yeah?
>closes the door
>calls me for dinner 10 min later
>tells me to wash my hands

>mum says she's going to Tesco, she'll be back in an hour
>timetofap.gif
>wait for door to close then find little brother's baby cream and an empty lucozade bottle
>fill bottle with baby moisturiser and ram diamond shaft into it
>feelsgoodman.webm
>Decide to put my finger into the bottle too, y'know...to make it extra tight
>One knuckle
>Two knuckle
>Third knuckle
>Somethingisntright.jpeg
>Hear keys in the front door
>Nonononononono
>Book it towards the stairs
>My jeans were still around my ankles
>Door opens just in time for my mum to see her 21 year old son flying through the air with his dick and three fingers stuck in a lucozade bottle full of baby lotion

>be me guy pounding g/f
>gf has a kid
>left door ajar by accident
>kid likes to get out of bed sometimes
>so i'm going at it, making the bed squeak, pissing off neighbors, and not trying to wake up kid when i turn the lamp on the nightstand as i whip out camera for some "home movies"
>camera is out, g/f likes the cock, and im working it at a good pace.

>keep rhythm and keep making new movies keeping them short. then i hear what g/f doesnt, the door slightly move.

>slightly move camera at door and see someone else is diddling their cunny too

>boner intensified at getting "caught" and g/f is in pain as im now giving her 3x the meat and she starts crying moaning and making all kinds of sounds you hear in the movies . qickly move camera one more time over to door and notice other is still watching me. I finish in mom as she moans.
>get up after, kiss g/f and show her the clips that were pointed at g/f, and then go to bathroom to clean up. soaked floor at door. grab fresh pair of her kids panties from laundry, and sop up the wet stuff, and drop it into a ziplock baggie.

My mom caught me doing something worse than pounding off. I didn't know she was home and me and this sweaty big titted slam pig was fucking around on the couch.

I was kneeling in front of Slam Pig with my face betwixt her massive jugs. I'm pretty sure she thought I had some masochist fatty fetish.

>Kissed on the cheek
This turns me on. Like, she coulda just left, but she made an effort to get next to you while she knows your cock is in your hand and gives you a kiss.

Never happened.

is there any uncensored version?

Never found one. It's called Oni chichi, so just search around but I think it'd be hard to find.

original with audio?

>Oni chichi

sukebei.nyaa.si/view/2337097

Easy to find streams too, but that torrent is all of them.

Some streams here...

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