early morning YLYL/Cringe thread v2
Early morning YLYL/Cringe thread v2
Adrian Young
Jason Powell
Easton Bailey
Holy fuck dude. So much for the compliment
Brody Taylor
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Nathan Hernandez
X
Matthew Brown
>tfw a crying naked autist with a raging hard on shows up at your party
>muffled "REEEE"s in between sobbing
Jonathan Phillips
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Caleb Young
The thing is, even the biggest turbo autist can bring a knife and stab everyone to death.
That's why being rude to strangers is never a good idea.
James Campbell
ability to hold a knife =/= ability to effectively use a knife, especially against a couple of hard dicked chads pumped full of testosterone wanting to show off how badass they are
like literally all you need to defend yourself against a knife attack is a large rock or two and mediocre reaction time
Asher Jones
I've always wanted to know what happened after this
Cameron Kelly
Oh god I feel fucking sick, I feel bad for this dude and kinda disgusted at the same time
Xavier King
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Jonathan Clark
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Tyler Taylor
Like how the fuck can a person get like this. On one hand she's kinda a bitch for being so brash, and on the other hand hes kinda sad and creepy
Nathan Walker
same way they get like this
Thomas Davis
You are delusional. Not even a pro mma fighter could defend himself against a knife.
The first guy wouldnt even know whats up because obviously he wouldnt declare his knife, the second guy would probably freeze up in fear and would not know what to do.
Certainly he would not be able to locate a weapon fast enough and then it's done.
Noah Rodriguez
James Turner
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Owen Hughes
I dont like antifa as much as the next guy and ya im behind the hole kekastani meme to but,thats a little much
Gabriel Campbell
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Nathaniel Ross
you are supposed to post cringey pictures, not be the cringe
Connor White
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Luis Peterson
that's you
that's your people
lulz
Alexander Collins
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Nathan Roberts
>not even a pro mma fighter could defend himself against a knife
>not even a pro mma fighter
>pro mma fighter
Cameron Allen
Is that bad or just a part of life?
Benjamin Thompson
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Henry Perez
are they fighting over a sausage?
Nicholas Davis
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Zachary Johnson
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0HFniCWxys
Kevin Gutierrez
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Andrew Wright
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Jose Smith
You could say, they both are overknight
Ian Anderson
I can't tell if you are actually serious or just baiting.
You just posted a demonstration video of two fat retards acting out an unrealistic scenario in order to prove that it's possible to reliably handle someone with a knife?
Josiah Wright
this just makes me angry.
Thomas Jones
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Juan Sanchez
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William Nguyen
Is this the hacker known as Sup Forums?
Gabriel Lee
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Blake Flores
Watch a few youtube videos of things like systema and krav maga on knife defense. Even the masters occasionally get slashed during demos
The winner of a knife fight is the guy who bleeds less than the other guy
Jose Ramirez
I fucking love the Nietzsche quote :P
Xavier Kelly
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Noah Evans
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Angel Rogers
"slashed"
Noone "slashes" in a knife fight and noone leans forward like in your video.
Have you ever seen how people actually use knives?
Justin Scott
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Nolan Morgan
Is this PS? Working there most be like coding in a fish market.
Angel Clark
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Jordan Perez
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Ryan Rodriguez
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Nathan Lewis
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Caleb Gonzalez
I'd get drunk with them.
Hunter Watson
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Daniel Gutierrez
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Julian Anderson
> like literally all you need to defend yourself against a knife attack is a large rock or two and mediocre reaction time
So much wrong in this statement it's hard to know where to begin
Robert Cooper
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Brody Smith
You guys are fags and its about time to stop
Nolan Gomez
>all these fedoras think that their rainbow cs:go pocket knife makes them invincible to a 20 pound rock to the skull from 10 feet away
Jonathan Martinez
-I didn't know that was possible.
Adrian Morgan
Jesus what a canvas
Jayden Lee
He just said having a good team doesn't mean you have a good team.
Joshua Garcia
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Ethan Gutierrez
Good fucking christ please no
Carter Gomez
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Justin Perry
People absolutely slash in a knife fight. Are you joking? Stabbing to bait someone into coming off guard and moving to a slash across the face/arms is common, whether the person with the knife is trained or not.
Knives are dangerous because they're effective regardless of how experienced the person holding it is.
Knife-fighter? Fucking forget about it. Run.
Gavin Carter
have you never taken a self defense class? You should lad, you might learn how to defend against a knife
Isaiah Johnson
I am talking about someone trying to defend himself against a knife while being unequipped hinself.
I am not talking about knife fights where both fighters are fully aware that the other person is yielding a weapon and both are armed and commiting to a knife fight.
That's something entirely different.
Bentley Gomez
>yielding a weapon
Sebastian Campbell
What is the purpose of your trip?
Duration of stay?
Aiden James
I assumed as much. still doesn't make sense, though.
Colton Richardson
i come for work, 6 weeks
Aaron Martinez
If you ever had taken actual self defense classes then you would know that literally every trainer that is worth anything would tell you that you should never try to fight it and always run.
Luis Williams
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Xavier Williams
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Brayden Roberts
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the first one sees the knife but is too slow not to get hit, makes him wounded but not instantly dead
second guy sees it and becomes enraged, multiplies normal attack power with 150%
But seriously you underestimate how fast people can be fending off a knife attack
Joseph Lewis
at least he keeps some standarts
Brody Harris
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Adam James
you're an idiot. If someone comes at you with knife, you're going to get cut or stabbed trying to defend yourself, no matter what you train in.
Samuel Edwards
Kek
Christopher Turner
ITT faggots argue over who the biggest faggot really is, little did they know that they all win
Carter Rivera
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Nicholas Perry
Early morning? Dude, what time zone are you even in?
Lincoln Martinez
but I'm the biggest faggot of them all
Xavier Howard
That was actually pretty funny, but it came off as satire to me. It looks like he took a superficial take on Idubbz Legit food reviews and just ran with it.
Levi Gomez
I want the original, with audio
Oliver Davis
except I'm actually trained in the deadliest martial art (mcmap) so I know what I'm talking about.
Lucas Thomas
Would honestly rather see a nig into normie meme's than acting like a typical nigger.
Bentley Carter
Being able to draw a map of Mcdonalds is only lethal for you, fat fuck.
Blake Sanders
When I see these on Facebook, i die a bit inside cause someone knows this person
Connor Anderson
Marine Corps Martial Arts Program (mcmap) you autistic faggot
Colton Reed
Yeah that's cringy I am all for IRL shit posting but if I show up somewhere Antifa is I would want to look normal.
Lucas Garcia
>you mean you made a thread on Reddit again?
Kek/10, I lost hard
Holy shit that guy is on another level of cringe.
Zachary Perez
Truly, the biggest cringe in cringe threads are the people posting
Noah Martin
>in this moment I am euphoric
Joshua Nguyen
i need a shower after this one.
Alexander Bell
This got me better than anything else so far in this thread.
Julian Stewart
This really pisses me off on a deep fucking level.
Jose Miller
Dude has a point
Brody Gray
Don't know whether to laugh at him or with him, tbh
Mason Lopez