Met this chick at a grocery store yesterday, she gave me her number, last night called and talk to her for a bit...

Met this chick at a grocery store yesterday, she gave me her number, last night called and talk to her for a bit. After talking I figured out she's not my type, kinda nerdy but not in a cute/chill way.

Anyway, dubs decide.

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Me too, had a great time :)

Dude be classy and mature. No need to be rude or mean to her.

Still waiting on dubs

Holy fuck bro, lol sorry rules are rules though

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The ting go skrrrra
pap pap cla cla cla
skiddikipapap
and the br br brrr boom
skyyya du du ku ku du doom
poom poom

Check'em nigger

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how the fuck do you meet people at a grocery store, what the fuck do you talk about? how green the brocoli is?

I dont know who this is, my dog had my phone last night

Dubs shall decide if I am classy and mature or a dick friendo. Honestly only talked to her for like 20 minutes, I just got the feeling there's baggage there.

Try and get me noods?

I assume you're hot and atleast 6"?

lol k

Rolling

Make it 0, 6, 9 or dubs OP

wasted dubbs...

I'm a huge asshole and this is going on the internet. Sorry for being a huge douchebag.

Fuck you

Op don't post this you autism chunk

yeah elaborate the story

Delivering

autism

sage

No faggot dont send that

I have been pondering what size root vegetable I need to completely fill your gaping orifice. I am really into root vegetable sex.

ask her for nudes

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Make that pussy clap like a ham sandwich

Also while we wait for a response, she needed help reaching a jar of pickled something or other, I helped, she was wearing an In Flames (band) shirt, I made a comment, we talked for 5 or 6 minutes about Scandinavian metal, and she gave me her number.

It's not that hard you guys.

get em

Trayvon Martin DID NUFFIN WRONG he wuz gud boi we kno dat

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I want to bang all your orifices until you lay exhausted and throbbing in a pool of my cum.

Winner...

This was aimed at OP not the girl. I want to bang him and abuse him.

Oh, by the way, I REALLY hate niggers. Jews too. I hope you're cool with that.

Winner!

Winner winner

Lol, next set of dubs decides.

link her this thread

so remember that cucumber i bought yesterday i want you to stick it in my asshole then eat it

Sorry fellas I need another set of dubs. You guys know how the game works, it's dubs after the response.

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damn off by 4

I'm a huge faggot.

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Did we not?

yes you were, i am a huge faggot who likes to suck his dads dick every night, also I only went to the store to buy a big enough cucumber to bang myself to sleep

I have autism sorry

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I'm a huge asshole and people on the internet are telling me what to say. Don't waste time with me.

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ask for nudes

the dumbest shit keeps winning

I'm sorry babe I'm just angry about the Jews. Anyway, if you are chill you can come over to my room in my mum's house and watch some child porn together

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Check em

Pretty lame but delivering

I found this phone at his place. He is asleep. I want you.

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I want you to tie me up and ride my face. Slap my balls until they're blue and then shit on my chest. Then leave me there for a few hours before coming back and letting me up. Then put a collar on me and make me walk on all fours, leashed, with shit dripping off my chest. Sound cool to you?

winrar

deliver OP

This

rolling on this

finally fuck

sorry my dog had my phone

fucking fuck thats so stupid it hurts

Watch me go peepee

I'm sorry m8 I've already delivered on the dubs before yours

Sorry. I have something called autism. A really bad case of it.

I'm going to need you to get over here and fart on my face.

rolling until you stop being a faggot op

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there, fuck sake

Need another set of dubs fellas, git gud this time pls

Dubs and I slap my cock off of your cabbage. M'lady.

i really want you to know how much i hate Niggers

Gf
youtu.be/OrQpbOrUWyM

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Roll for this.

I hate australians so god damn much.

dubs waste

rolling for show em titties woman

kys

OP here what the fuck? I'm supposed to link her some shitty civ vid?

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>tfw this is OP texting OP

Yes he is at work. He left his phone behind. Send me nudes and I will send you a cock picture.

Show me those sweet titties?

R O L L

QUADS

Quads have spoken

This one shouldn't count because its fucking spam, but fuck OP you must deliver m'boy.

Get the fuck out with this