Which fictional character is most like you? For me it's Rick Sanchez

Which fictional character is most like you? For me it's Rick Sanchez.

Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

You fuckin wish

Batman.
I AM THE NIGHT

Sasuke Uchiha
He's literally me

TF2 demoman

just good scrumpy TM

>literally me

Hi Jerry

I appreciate this throw back.

ren

Kabloomy

literally me

Michael and Trevor mixed from gta

im just as old and i look like her

Robert Downey Jr version of Sherlock Holmes.

show butthole

are your tits as big

we all know its not a femanon

Smart, sarcastic, and cool

die

Hang on fellas I got this!
Tips fedora brim over eyes to give an aura of mystery and glides up to you on my light up heelies
H-hi m'lady, would you perhaps consider being my qt 3.14 gf? snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ "man if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters!"
c'mon, luck be a lady tonight! cross fingers and gulps s-so...adjusts collar and looks firmly what do you say to my proposal? waits patiently :3
Plzrespond, I'm a nice guy who will treat you right unlike all those other assholes who only care about looks!
Don't ignore me you rancid swine, I knew it #niceguys finish last! You're probably out having dinner with Chad now!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

yeah

yeah as big as hers but mine have gravety-poisoning they hang low these days

I'm pretty much satsuki XD

PIGS IN SHEEPS CLOTHING!

Woops forgot the pic XD

More like you have a limp and you're addicted to drugs

steps back slowly

kek'd

*teleports behind you*
it won't be that easy user

This was amazing...

i would post a pic of my self guys to prove im a real femanon ... but i found out my bfs kids browse Sup Forums to ... and i think its sooo not cool for them if your mum is on same site you are ... damm underaged fags ...but i cant get caught hahahaha

>idolizing and comparing yourself to a character who essentially understands that the impermanence of literally everything (the validation of yourself through a cartoon character who you empitomize as the quintessential being included)

Thats not rick.

...

This is I.

If you wanted this to be a cringe thread you should have just said so

shut up
no one cares until tits are posted
until then you are just another fag pretending

I fucking hate nerds!!

Jesus

i raped your girlfriend

The plotting evil jew

nah im beond that point ...


this is my how much i care face.


im not asking for tech support or steam codes i dun care if you think im a guy or not

>XD
Ecccckkkkkkssssssdddddeeeeeeee

I'm Corky from life goes on. Because I like to fuck chicks with downs syndrome. And because i'm a retard.

Issei Hyoudou from highschool DxD.

A background character.

This applies for everyone here, with the possible exception if you're really rich. None of your lives impact anything and you have no meaning. Not being edgy it's just the truth, nobody cares about you. Though you are all still in the big picture of life, and society, just not playing any major roles.

>When the character you relate to the most in the world is a fucking cartoon horse

/thread

but we are all the main characters of our own spin off series
we may be background characters to everyone else
but we are the main characters of our own lives

but i agree with you user, best answer in this thread

There are tons of interesting protagonists who doesn't play essential role. Pic related for exampler

Exactly. Mostly not even background characters.

I love a good cup of tea, taking care of my garden and killing kids.

>but also you have none of the previous success, fame or money.

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lewl! kek!
Take that faggot OP!

Naruto from the popular North Korean anime family guy

Impossible. I'm the star of my student film.

My thesis was a 3 hour video of me masturbating to the Mr. Hands video.

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fucking kek

Thats the joke you fucking moron

kek

I am most like Jehova. A vengeful, wrathful god who punishes my chosen people, the kikes.

Rick is a Christian

Obo:(
Kms:)

Kekd exactly what I thought when I saw this autistic thread

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You're a faggot

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Kefka

Kek you're not like rick faggot XD holy FUCK! XDXDXD

I am Megatron nigga

Awesome

Your elder brother killed your whole clan?

"nigga" is racist. Please n-word if you have to, but refrain from using it or thinking about it at all. It's the 21 century, and it is disparaging to a group of people who contribute the most to this society. Thank you.

Captain Harlock I suppose. Same clothes and haircut, same drinking problem. All my friends are ugly faggots.

whaddup nigga?

I'm retarded

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the best?

100 percent

This is me. Right down to the creepy relationship with an older heavyset man and the killing people to absorb their powers.

Dave Lister

Potential to be brilliant... just can not be arse

ITT newfags are being newfags.

For me I think its Suicide Squad Joker, Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

>"Hurr guys I'm retarded"
>Fuck off retard
>"Jokes on them I was only pretending"

Fucking moron

Yeah I'm Rick too. Why? I've never been any place where I wasn't the smartest human in the room. Ever. Remember kindergarten? I do. I remember trying to talk to the teacher about astronomy or geology and she did not know the subjects, much less the answers. I once dated a woman who was my equal and I couldn't stand her.
I understand what is required to make a portal. Generating what is needed requires some next level shit. But it's not impossible. And it'll probably take another 20 years to figure out. That'll make me 70 ish. My oldest granddaughter will be 18. Plus I hate you all. Do there's that.

Jeb Bush

that's cool user, I also was placed in special ed classes by mistake, does wonders for the self esteem.

They won't recognize your tits, I hope.

>I understand what is required
>It'll probably take another 20 years to figure out

so you're a drunken asshole who is too far up hi own ass to see your own faults?
ok.

You are describing surface level things. Captain Harlock could have looked like anything and been the same person, because what made Harlock great was his refusal to do things on anyone's terms but his own. That is what defines him, and unless you can walk away from everything that keeps you safe to confront a hostile world head on with no mercy and no regret, then you are nothing like Harlock.

Comparing yourself to a cartoon character made for manchildren with autism. I see it.

I don't know man, my haircut looks an awful lot like his. I've got the same cape too.

>smart
>Fat as fuck
>have a best friend who is more physically fit/atractive

When I saw this I thought it was originally a Cringe thread, but I forgot I was on Sup Forums