>be me
>24yo femanon
>go on tinder date to a restaurant
>guy is really cute
>potentialbf.jpg
>we make small talk and drink wine while we wait for our starters
>this date is going really well
ten minutes later, he still hasn't returned
>ask a male waiter to check if he's ok
>there's no guy in the bathroom
>the bill is for £73.40
>i only have £48 on my card
>i'm now barred from my favourite restaurant
>mfw
Be me
Are you fat?
I'm a size 14 for most clothes so not really
i like that guy
he good
14 is fat, you dumb cunt.
Bitch come back and get me, that waiter locked me in the stall and took my money
Tits or gtfo
this tbh
>24yo
>i only have £48 on my card
You've failed at life
>showing cat pics on a date
>being fat
oh yeah, this too
Kys
>going on a blind date without enough cash to cover a fuck up because you except le gentleman to take care of mlady
>tits or gtfo you stupid fucking cunt.
>bottle of wine each
>first date
Some combination of: fat, drunk, horny but sloppy, internet troll
Also, restaurants are the worst first dates. But that's mostly a matter of taste.
>British woman
>using < instead of >
>woman asking for help on /b
Bongland might have different sizes, like with shoes. 14 in US is definitely fat though
I just expected him to pay for half the bill. I had enough to cover my food and a taxi home.
kekd
Tits or gtfo
tits or gtfo
Did you bother to check the ladies room? I bet you didn't, you gender-assuming cunt
show bobs
Which would have been fine if you KNEW the guy.
How do you make it to 24 without getting a credit card?
14 is still pretty fat in the UK
Size 14 is kim Kardashian's size
14 in UK is like 18 in US
Idk about where you live, but in the country I'm residing in you legally don't have to pay for things you didn't order. You could have explained the situation to a manager, (and being a regular helps, too) and you didn't actually have to pay for what somebody else ordered. Then again, since you didn't show us your milkers, fuck you and let that be a lesson you fat slut.
kim is humongous
Underrated post
Tits?
Or sharpie in pooper?
OP is a faggette
Wrong way around size 5 or 6 in UK fits into size 0 stuff in us
You probably deserved it tbh
not everyone wants to feed a jew parasite his daily dose of gold with insurmountable dept
>be me
>28yo user
>>go on tinder date to a restaurant
>girl dont look like on photo
>fatcow.jpg
>I try to make small talk and drink wine while eagerly waiingt for our starters
>this date is a dissaster
stupid hoe has only £48
>pay 25 more british currencies
>i'm now barred from my favourite restaurant
>mfw
fake and gay
"I pay him over 9000 british moneys" lmao
Either he didn't have enough money to cover the bill or you took fat girl angle shots for your tinder pics. Those are the only excuses. Take a good look at your tinder pictures and if you don't seem obese in them you are tricking people. If you don't want more of these embarrassing events to occur you must let people know that you are probably 50 lbs heavier then your pictures suggest.
Kim Kardashian is fucking disgusting and anyone that finds her attractive is a closeted homosexual
Spaghetti?
... still no tits or GTFO?! You know the rules.
Kek
LOL
Hey shit happens user.
That sux.
you both had a bottle of wine each? before the starters even came?
wat
throughout the date we had two bottles
Your story is fake and you probably have a penis.
can we see a real photo of you?
cut the head if you must or blur it.
I saw a real life version of what happened to you. Friend invites random girl from Facebook over. She is at least 50 lbs heavier than her picture. He spends the entire night ignoring her. She bitches to me about it so I act like idk why he is doing it. We both know why.
The fuck is everyone going around, excusing some shitbag from ditching a date DURING THE MEAL when he showed genuine interest in her?
Fuck that guy, user.
lmao justice
this has happened to me 3 times
the difference?
i actually had money to pay it
He probably expected the date to be a lot cheaper. It doesn't make sense ordering 2 bottle of wine though. Maybe he is a date dodger and meets fat girls on tinder and ditches them middate
You are a tranny aren't you
that's only four glasses each in a 90 minute date?
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Whyt Night
14 is not fat you fucking retarded troglodyte.
bunch of butthurt faggots on here, still, it's a funny story though
He's forced to sit with you for the duration of the date, so 'we' could apply to anything. 'We' had a side of chili cheese potato wedges. 'We' argued with the waiter over how much ranch dressing should go on the salad. 'We' stopped the dessert cart guy mid-dinner mid-conversation, you drunken whore
This roasty got toasted... nicely toasted
all these replies
and yet no tits to be found in this thread
POST YOUR FAT DISGUSTING TITS OR GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BOARD YOU FAGGOT
clearly you're asking in the right place.
if ever a dude scams £74 out of a Tinder date, he'll be here bragging about it
I just wanted a free dinner Lisa
Nothing personal kid
Shit was pretty cash
you must have nice titties then. post em so we can make you feel better.
clearly yo nigga
here you fucking degenerate
...
Can I see what you look like?
I honestly want to help you here. I usually pityfuck girls who show up less attractive then their pictures anyways because I like the random sex and I get off on a woman wanting me anyways, so essentially I want to see if I would still go through with the date.
This is a size 14
>im a size 14 for most clothes so not really
Stop lying to yourself
>on b
>degenerate
well now we know why he left you hanging
I'd tinderdate her without running away while eating the dessert
What a fucking asshole. Hope you gave the restaurant owners the name of the person that ditched you.
>thinking im the OP roastie that complains "boo hoo poor woe is me cant find a good guy"
he left you because he sensed that can't even greentext a whole story
i can see past that though... wanna fuck?
Just because your expectations are through the floor doesn't mean most guys are
Also, I doubt op has a cute slam piggy face like this person
do restaurants have a secret police force i am unaware of for tracking down and punishing people who leave the bill to someone else to pay while they dine and dash?
14 is fat then, definitely no skimming around it
That's what you get for expecting to go on a free date and have the dude pay your way.
For the future, I'd suggest you stop being such an entitled bitch.
that looks much more than size 14
i'd say 16 minimum
fat? pretty sure they had to bring the bitch two chairs and tables just so she could sit down
This is what you feminazis deserve for expecting the male to pay for dates.
i assumed we'd go dutch,
Bit raw what happened to you, but you have no business going to a restaurant that costs £40 a head when you have £48 in your bank account. Iceland pizza and chill next time love
>what is height
holy fuck u niggers
Size 10 is about as round as you can get and still be fuckable.
Get down to 8 and you're dateable.
Having dinner at a mid-range restaurant is top priority when you're literally dead fucking broke.
>>go on tinder date to a restaurant
this is your fundamental error.
>only have £48 on my card
being this Europoor
Yep definitely fat as fuck
Top kek
yeah exactly
see you are gettin it
Kek, this has been a surprisingly quality thread
screencap'd for future keks
>Femanon
yeah fucking right
Thank you
Top fucking kek
you deserve a (you)
...
not as funny without context. we don't know from OP's template alone that she is a landwhale.
Kek