Be me

>be me
>24yo femanon
>go on tinder date to a restaurant
>guy is really cute
>potentialbf.jpg
>we make small talk and drink wine while we wait for our starters
>this date is going really well
ten minutes later, he still hasn't returned
>ask a male waiter to check if he's ok
>there's no guy in the bathroom
>the bill is for £73.40
>i only have £48 on my card
>i'm now barred from my favourite restaurant
>mfw

Are you fat?

I'm a size 14 for most clothes so not really

i like that guy

he good

14 is fat, you dumb cunt.

Bitch come back and get me, that waiter locked me in the stall and took my money

Tits or gtfo

this tbh

>24yo
>i only have £48 on my card

You've failed at life

>showing cat pics on a date
>being fat

oh yeah, this too

Kys

>going on a blind date without enough cash to cover a fuck up because you except le gentleman to take care of mlady
>tits or gtfo you stupid fucking cunt.

>bottle of wine each
>first date
Some combination of: fat, drunk, horny but sloppy, internet troll

Also, restaurants are the worst first dates. But that's mostly a matter of taste.

>British woman
>using < instead of >
>woman asking for help on /b

Bongland might have different sizes, like with shoes. 14 in US is definitely fat though

I just expected him to pay for half the bill. I had enough to cover my food and a taxi home.

kekd

Tits or gtfo

tits or gtfo

Did you bother to check the ladies room? I bet you didn't, you gender-assuming cunt

show bobs

Which would have been fine if you KNEW the guy.

How do you make it to 24 without getting a credit card?

14 is still pretty fat in the UK

Size 14 is kim Kardashian's size

14 in UK is like 18 in US

Idk about where you live, but in the country I'm residing in you legally don't have to pay for things you didn't order. You could have explained the situation to a manager, (and being a regular helps, too) and you didn't actually have to pay for what somebody else ordered. Then again, since you didn't show us your milkers, fuck you and let that be a lesson you fat slut.

kim is humongous

Underrated post

Tits?
Or sharpie in pooper?

OP is a faggette

Wrong way around size 5 or 6 in UK fits into size 0 stuff in us

You probably deserved it tbh

not everyone wants to feed a jew parasite his daily dose of gold with insurmountable dept

>be me
>28yo user
>>go on tinder date to a restaurant
>girl dont look like on photo
>fatcow.jpg
>I try to make small talk and drink wine while eagerly waiingt for our starters
>this date is a dissaster
stupid hoe has only £48
>pay 25 more british currencies
>i'm now barred from my favourite restaurant
>mfw

fake and gay

"I pay him over 9000 british moneys" lmao

Either he didn't have enough money to cover the bill or you took fat girl angle shots for your tinder pics. Those are the only excuses. Take a good look at your tinder pictures and if you don't seem obese in them you are tricking people. If you don't want more of these embarrassing events to occur you must let people know that you are probably 50 lbs heavier then your pictures suggest.

Kim Kardashian is fucking disgusting and anyone that finds her attractive is a closeted homosexual

Spaghetti?

... still no tits or GTFO?! You know the rules.

Kek

LOL

Hey shit happens user.

That sux.

you both had a bottle of wine each? before the starters even came?

wat

throughout the date we had two bottles

Your story is fake and you probably have a penis.

can we see a real photo of you?

cut the head if you must or blur it.

I saw a real life version of what happened to you. Friend invites random girl from Facebook over. She is at least 50 lbs heavier than her picture. He spends the entire night ignoring her. She bitches to me about it so I act like idk why he is doing it. We both know why.

The fuck is everyone going around, excusing some shitbag from ditching a date DURING THE MEAL when he showed genuine interest in her?

Fuck that guy, user.

lmao justice
this has happened to me 3 times
the difference?
i actually had money to pay it

He probably expected the date to be a lot cheaper. It doesn't make sense ordering 2 bottle of wine though. Maybe he is a date dodger and meets fat girls on tinder and ditches them middate

You are a tranny aren't you

that's only four glasses each in a 90 minute date?

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Whyt Night

14 is not fat you fucking retarded troglodyte.

bunch of butthurt faggots on here, still, it's a funny story though

He's forced to sit with you for the duration of the date, so 'we' could apply to anything. 'We' had a side of chili cheese potato wedges. 'We' argued with the waiter over how much ranch dressing should go on the salad. 'We' stopped the dessert cart guy mid-dinner mid-conversation, you drunken whore

This roasty got toasted... nicely toasted

all these replies
and yet no tits to be found in this thread

POST YOUR FAT DISGUSTING TITS OR GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BOARD YOU FAGGOT

clearly you're asking in the right place.

if ever a dude scams £74 out of a Tinder date, he'll be here bragging about it

I just wanted a free dinner Lisa
Nothing personal kid
Shit was pretty cash

you must have nice titties then. post em so we can make you feel better.

clearly yo nigga

here you fucking degenerate

...

Can I see what you look like?

I honestly want to help you here. I usually pityfuck girls who show up less attractive then their pictures anyways because I like the random sex and I get off on a woman wanting me anyways, so essentially I want to see if I would still go through with the date.

This is a size 14

>im a size 14 for most clothes so not really

Stop lying to yourself

>on b
>degenerate
well now we know why he left you hanging

I'd tinderdate her without running away while eating the dessert

What a fucking asshole. Hope you gave the restaurant owners the name of the person that ditched you.

>thinking im the OP roastie that complains "boo hoo poor woe is me cant find a good guy"

he left you because he sensed that can't even greentext a whole story

i can see past that though... wanna fuck?

Just because your expectations are through the floor doesn't mean most guys are

Also, I doubt op has a cute slam piggy face like this person

do restaurants have a secret police force i am unaware of for tracking down and punishing people who leave the bill to someone else to pay while they dine and dash?

14 is fat then, definitely no skimming around it

That's what you get for expecting to go on a free date and have the dude pay your way.
For the future, I'd suggest you stop being such an entitled bitch.

that looks much more than size 14

i'd say 16 minimum

fat? pretty sure they had to bring the bitch two chairs and tables just so she could sit down

This is what you feminazis deserve for expecting the male to pay for dates.

i assumed we'd go dutch,

Bit raw what happened to you, but you have no business going to a restaurant that costs £40 a head when you have £48 in your bank account. Iceland pizza and chill next time love

>what is height

holy fuck u niggers

Size 10 is about as round as you can get and still be fuckable.

Get down to 8 and you're dateable.

Having dinner at a mid-range restaurant is top priority when you're literally dead fucking broke.

>>go on tinder date to a restaurant

this is your fundamental error.

>only have £48 on my card

being this Europoor

Yep definitely fat as fuck

Top kek

yeah exactly
see you are gettin it

Kek, this has been a surprisingly quality thread

screencap'd for future keks

>Femanon
yeah fucking right

Thank you

Top fucking kek
you deserve a (you)

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not as funny without context. we don't know from OP's template alone that she is a landwhale.

Kek