is there a bone in ur dick, i was faping an i herd like a snap an now it hurt
Is there a bone in ur dick, i was faping an i herd like a snap an now it hurt
Evan Sullivan
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Juan Fisher
what the fuck happened there?
Adam Diaz
no
Ethan Martin
what
Charles Rodriguez
Presume he lost his dick and they need time to fix the stump before reattaching it. Sticking it on his arm keeps it alive in the mean time
Angel Parker
Keeping a dick that was severed in an accident alive while they prepare to reattach it.
Samuel Martinez
They should have stuck it on his other arm so it would be a picture of a right dick head.
Luis Adams
>lost his dick
It's always in the last place you look
Christopher Bennett
A procedure developed by Dr. Richard Armstrong.
Nolan Garcia
>keeping a dick alive by implanting it in his arm instead of just attaching it to his forehead
fucking doctors these days jeez
Brandon Garcia
Easton Flores
the human dick contains 97% of all bones
hence the name "BONEr"
Chase Reed
why did i laugh at this
fuckin kill me
Ryder Diaz
>fucking gf
>grinding super hard
>suddenly hear a loud CRUNCH
>stop
>ask her if she's okay
>user YES THAT WAS AMAZING
>never fuck another girl again
Ryan Richardson
It doesn't have any money but it has spongey tissue that fills up with blood to get hard. When you twist the blood filled tissue you basically break the shit just if you were to break a bone.
Jordan Gutierrez
>doesn't have any money
motherfucking poordicks are cancer to this world
Parker Flores
>doesn't have any money
>poordicks
my sides
Owen Richardson
I accidentaly the whole penis !
Jason Ramirez
How would making him a dick unicorn be a better solution?
I mean it's funny, but he wouldn't be able to leave the house.
Ethan Baker
didn’t think such a dumbass thread would have me like
>xp
Luis Russell
here you go
Blake Sanchez
brilliant
Luke Reed
so the doctors can get a few keks before reattaching it to his pelvis
even doctors need a few laughs now and then
who are you to deny them that
Liam Gomez
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Bentley Gray
I snapped my dick oncentre during a vigorous sesh. Went 90 degrees and then a torrent of blood came out. I hadon't to squeeze my dick hard for about ten minutes to stopen the bleeding. Oncertainly I had, I cleaned myself up got dreseed and drove myself to the hospital one handed. Turns out I burst a blood vessel in mthe urethra. Wasn't allowed a bone for 2 weeks or the
Coagulated blood would burst and bleed again.
Jason Collins
Would you not leave your house with your own penis attached to your head ?
Hell, you need confidence, man.
Henry Ramirez
please more english.
>I snapped my dick
what and how ?
Kevin Adams
In all seriousness, this probably leaves some lasting scars, possibly permanent. It's better when the scar is located on an arm rather than the face for obvious reasons.
Tyler Turner
I bet he sucked it when no one was looking.
Elijah Phillips
Fucking kek
Nathaniel Lopez
I would, but that could get me arrested.
Showing your junk in public, even flaccid is bound to get the pearl clutchers going.
Caleb Martin
Rough sex. Slipped out and went to go back in but hit her thigh. The shaft bent 90 degrees. Apologies for the English, it's a new galaxy tab and the auto correct is insane.