What are deal breaker for you when it comes to women?

What are deal breaker for you when it comes to women?

>tattoos
>smoker
>dog owner

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>Having a penis

If they have no relationship experience, then I’m out. I’ve dealt with to many inexperienced girls and it’s always been bad experiences.

>not having a penis

>Bitch Tattoos like the one on the picture (I myself have one tattoo so I blaming her for having one would be a bad move)
>Smoker
>Lots of exes
>kids
>One or more nigger ex
>Drugs
>Black
>Having a penis
>Troublesome family

For getting laid, as long as she's halfway decent looking and not a psycho.

For ltr add intelligent and fun.

And yes,

if they're a liverpool fan

If she fucks dogs, that is wife material.

tits so big that you can see the veins, that is a huge turn off for me. they look like they are going to pop.

>kids
>nigger
>No job
>lives with parents
>No car
>weight starts with the number "2"
>can't hold a conversation
>spends too much time on social media

literally me

Long term
>frigid
>bat shit crazy
>barren
>not white
Short term
>STDs

Oh and penis. But thought that would be self explanatory since op said women.

>>dog owner
Heh, that's a huge plus for me, cats or reptiles on the other hand...

>not weight starts with the number 1

Not a virgin

Pretty much her being anyone other that who I'm into. Who just so happens to have tattoos and is a dog owner that occasionally smokes.

Not sure what you mean by that buddy

Being from the south of any fucking country.

Don't have a big deal with tattoos
Not a big deal if smoker, I am too.

But dogs.... goddamn. As long as she knows that if we move in together that stinktacular four-legged shit machine might very possibly "accidentally" disappear at some point during our relationship.

but I respect your views user, quite admirable.

Cheesy vagoo
Bad teeth
Not white

metric would be my guess

Ah

>existing

if she is 38 white. has 3 natural kids from ex husband, 1 love child bastard kid, and two adopted kids. but is kinda pretty and has a big butt

Naw. Under 100 lbs is ideal. Nothing beats a skinny 5'1" bitch with nice big perky tits.

>tats
>smoker
>kid(s)
>social media

If she's got big tits then she isn't under 100lb

Real question Sup Forums. What's your implied correlation between single women and dog ownership?

I can guess. But I don't want to sound dumb

>has never seen anything skinny under 5'5'' with a C cup.

They look huge.

>not banging hot midgets

>Religion oriented...

Everything else is a 50/50...

Take it from a guy who got Divorced, that's the ultimate deal breaker unless you are of the same...

Best fuck of my life was a 99lb half jap/half white chick with perky 32d cups.

Leprosy.

Probably have that bitch scholeosis

>having a penis

Please explain how that would be a woman

Wanna fuck her so bad

would trade my left nut to play with those titties

This

Bad breathe, I can deal with anything but bad breathe. Bad pussy is even ok

Drinks too much (based on experience)

Who mentioned the appearance of said tits? user said big tits

If true then my theory is in shambles

Tattoos, face/body piercings, ear gauges, mothers, nigger lovers.

That's fucking gross. It looks like tits with a head attached

This is Sup Forums.

Ya. Don't mind smoking just kissing a smoker is awful

Drinks
Smokes
Does drugs
Has slept with black men
Bisexual
Liberal
Feminist
No domestic skills
Low intelligence
No sense of humor
No personality
Emotionally unstable
Untrustworthy
Big ego
Self absorbed
Can't stop looking at her phone
Bad personal hygiene
Dresses like a slut

>Alive

>gross

>Emotionally unstable
>Self absorbed
>Can't stop looking at her phone

How's it feel to be forever alone? Not that I blame you.

midgets are qt af tbh

How does it feel to settle for garbage women?

I have a nice girlfriend.

Much better. Though now her arms look like wacky flailing advertising arm guy.

>What are deal breaker for you when it comes to women?
>smoker (kissing an ashtray)
>heavy consumer of alcohol or drugs but occasional is fine.
>too fat
>shitty attitude(more than female-standard)
>sharp knees

>has a penis

>dog owner

>sharp knees
lolwut

>How does it feel to settle for garbage women?

>imblying there's another sort

Girls with dogs are even more emotionally unstable than those without.

I think people who find them above average attractive have an underlying child fetish.

Not that it's surprising, where I am.

>stupid
>kids, but I could make an exception, shit happens
>basic
>no ambition

damn I hate a stupid boring basic bitch

Think you could make that a little more clear through explanation?

They need an emotional outlet, so they talk to their dogs, because their dogs don't say shit back or judge them, so they can be as fucked up as they want and then justify it with an answer in their own heads.

fat and/or materialistic

nipple rings and ear gauges i wanna suck on both not a fucking piece of metal

You've never been accused of being the sharpest tool in the shed have you

That
And they fuck the dog

>lolwut
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So you're telling me that's not what dog owners do.

"Aw, you love me anyways don't you boy. Yes you do, yes you do."

They answer for the dog. Therefore validating their own question, and even fucking answering it.

You must be a dog lover, since you've raised so much interest in this conversation, so I'm sure you understand.

People without dogs don't need an emotional outlet? Having a dog is a bad solution for this?

No offense but I was hoping for more of a relation between dog ownership and poor gf material?

>I think people who find them above average attractive have an underlying child fetish.
>Not that it's surprising, where I am.
Does that rustle you?

Agreed. I'm sure it eventually ends up like that for those willing to take the "plunge".

Bullring

This is it? You know people talk to themselves /without/ dogs all the time, right?

I'm sure dogs are a more effective outlet, because you're talking TO something.

If that's your thing it's cool. Just don't ask me to like it.

Now apply this natural behaviour to someone holding a snake.

>imblying normal people aren't dog lovers and haven't been since the dawn of humanity

doesn't like a drink

>doesn't like dogs

Well fuck you too

>smoker
>drug abuser
>multiple/obnoxiously huge tattoos

I can handle a cute little tattoo or two, but if they've got them everywhere, or they're friggin' huge....I'm out.

You know you're all tearing this guy down but I'd really like to hear his theory.

My assumption had been it was about cleanliness

Wooooo.....

Indoctrinated to "man's best friend"

Aww, look at you. You're a good boy aren't you, yes you are.

Obsessed with posting pictures of herself on social media.

...

> deal breaks on two things that guarantee she puts out (smoker and tattoos)

dumb fuck.

>drug user
>smoker
>excessive drinking
>on welfare
>communist
>spic

If we're talking Tinder or something:
> Under occupation: Full Time Mommy
> Photos are nothing but her with other friends
> Photos are nothing but just a picture of her 4 year old (yes I'm talking zero pictures of herself)
> Has 10 pictures of herself with the Snapchat crown of butterflies and trying pull off sexy with the dog ears
> "I'm a feminist..."
> Puts nothing about herself in the description but it reads "I need this in a man" and starts listing shit because apparently she's too good for you
This one in particular drives me crazy, like she really thinks it's a website where she puts her preferences in and she'll have a flock of men climbing over each other to be with her. You're supposed to be selling yourself, say your interests, what do you do in your free time and shit.

> Hobbies: Tattoos
That's not a hobby unless you're a tattoo artist. Sometimes the first sentence can be "I have 5 tattoos", well whoopty do.
> Mothers who premptively use their kids as a reason why they're not getting any attention, you know the ones "I have 2 kids who are my whole world and if you have a problem with that swipe left."
Who would ever have a problem with you loving your children? I mean I'm still going to swipe left but don't be a dick about it and use them as the excuse.

I might have ranted a bit.

>Indoctrinated to "man's best friend"
Just like domesticated dogs, I feel a little sad for you being unable to make this connection.

Or he could just be an edgy bitch.

Sorry continue

>If that's your thing it's cool. Just don't ask me to like it.
Agreed on one condition - you are not allowed to like things I don't like.

Sorry
Not 723

>smoker
>Trump voter
>over the age of 6

Fuck. Are you a tits man or ass man?

Breathes oxygen

I think you mean to put 16 silly user... right?

Have you ever seen a smoker that young? Talk order user

>Smoker
>Tattoos (can have one or two little, ornate ones, not fucking tramp stamps, face tattoos, nothing massive)
>Constantly fighting with parents / siblings / friends (obviously drama whore, and will bring you into it)
>constantly talks about or complains about ex's
>Doesn't have a job or frequently changing jobs
>Lifes problems are never their own fault
>Can't cook (ex. cook chicken, or a burger, not from scratch meal, and not just microwave something)
>Loves / surrounded by drama (typically addresses "all her haters" on facebook
>Material girl (refuses to wear anything not 'name brand')
>Doesn't appreciate gifts


I'm not someone who has had a million girlfriends, only about 3-4, but I was able to see through those couple what I don't want in a girl. I absolutely love my current girlfriend / poss. future wife. She is down to earth, responsible, isn't a gold digger, has a good relationship with her family, can cook, clean, can take care of herself / has lived on her own for years working two jobs. I just bought her a pair of diamond earrings (she's never had real diamond earrings before) and would have been happy with a pair of 30 dollar cheapos. Other girls I know do nothing but complain about how 'tiny' their diamonds are, how their friend has bigger. or that they got this or that... fuck those girls (not literally, you'll regret it down the line)

I got really fucking lucky with my girl. She would do anything for me and I for her.

>Photos are nothing but just a picture of her 4 year old (yes I'm talking zero pictures of herself)
That means you get to fuck her kid instead. There is literally no other reason to put up a picture of your kid on Tinder. Put a picture of you both, prepare for a 3 way.
>That's the rules bitch!

Unless she has a quality that hinders her progress in life, or a liberal and doesnt smell bad, I'm game.

>voter

O-of course he d-did